Now lets go back in history, IZAL! remember that stuff, the hygienic toilet paper that could be used as tracing paper and did not wipe off, more smeared around.
Child hood memory’s of an itchy bum crack and a massive stripe in your undercrackers!
Now todays offering, well its soft, I will give it that, but I decided to take a bit home for comparison.
It is about the size of a fucking postage stamp! 2/3 of the size of a standard arse wipe, someone’s fucking great cost saving idea, probably un aware that you now need twice as much and some cunts have been using hand towels instead that are blocking the toilet.
Fuck sake what next?
Nominated by Lord Benny.
In days of old, when Knights were bold
Bog roll had not been invented
They’d wipe their arse on a tuft of grass
And lived life quite contented
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My cousin Barry (a bit of a Del Boy/ Arthur Daley type of ‘market trader’) had shitloads of that Izal bog roll n 2018. Boxes of the stuff.
Anyway, it was left untouched, until 2020. The Chinkster Bat Flu appeared, and – because of some bullshitting online mong – hordes of stupid gullible bastards went into a frenzy to get bog rolls. Never saw the connection between Covid and having a shit myself, and I still don’t.
Our Baz saw the opportunity and offloaded his Izal stockpile at Bury Market during the lockdown(s). But, to be fair to him, he charged face value and did not rip people off like those Paggi shops.
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Sort of connected with toilet paper.
Well, it’s shit anyway….
Manchester United manager Ruben Amorim needs three years to prove he is a “great” coach, says co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe.
Yeah, fuck all to do with you not having to pay him compensation if you sack him.
I’ll tell you that again when we are in the Second Division (‘Championship’ my arse) in a couple of years time, you rat face Fagin, Get to fuck, rat face.
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Dr Rudi had some good ideas. Honest Seth African, straight to the point
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0GGf_GlD2RY
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Notably, .. none of the isac ladieezz made a comment on the topic of toilet paper.
It possibly rubbed them up the wrong way, perhaps …
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