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“Good afternoon, this is IsAC’s Gender Affairs Correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today I’m joined by Liberal Demoprat, oops I mean Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey to discuss one of today’s most contentious matters, namely; can a woman have a penis. Thank you for joining us, Sir Ed”

“Let me say that as our conference gets underway, we as a party are united in a way that none of the other parties are…”

“Er, yes, but what our followers want from you is an answer to a simple question. In your opinion, can a woman have a penis?”

“Let me say at the outset that I believe my decision to boycott Donald Trump’s state visit was absolutely the right one to take…”

“I’m sure that the President was mortified by your absence, but let me repeat my question. Can a woman have a penis?”

“Well, the vast majority of people identify with the same gender that they had at birth. But some do not”

“So can a woman have a penis then?”

“For over twenty years, we’ve had a gender recognition act which says that people who want to change their gender can do so”

“But can a woman have a penis though? Yes or no”

“I go back to what the law says, and that we accept the ruling of the High Court on this matter”

“Hang on; you say that you accept the High Court’s ruling, which basically says that a man is a man and a woman is a woman. So that must mean that a woman CAN’T have a dick. Does that mean your party’s gender self-identity policy is out of the door then?”

“Yes. Er, no. Er… *splutter* what I’m saying is *cough* that the vast majority of people identify with same gender they had at birth…”

“Okay; let me see if I’ve got this straight. You accept what the law says, but you still think some women can have a cock. Let me tell you what MY opinion is, Sir Ed. I think you know that the notion of a cock in a frock is ludicrous, but you’re scared to come right out and say ‘no, a woman can’t have a penis’ because you don’t want to damage your credentials with the ‘caring, sharing’ left. So you just prevaricate”

“I just want to say that I fiercely oppose all the vileness that Trump stands for…”

“Yes of course you do. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”

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