Bike theft will not be investigated by British Transport Police.
And why not?
Because apparently they have more serious things to do, like patrolling the stations to deal with other crimes.
Like what?
They don’t have the manpower to trawl through CCTV, fair do, get civilian volunteers to do it, twats.
Spend some fucking money for folk to leave their bikes in a secure facility, people will pay a reasonable fee.
When a bike is your only transport, having it stolen is devastating, so to effectively decriminalise bike theft is just a further indication of how far we have fallen.
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Insurance premiums will go up.
It won’t be long before Pákís will realise that there is no way of finding out through CCTV that their 4.000 quid, top of the range bike has actually been nicked 3 hours ago.
A crime number and a claim.
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Wait for Rachel’s Big Budget Extravaganza..
In a desperate attempt to stop the Brexit Tommy Tommy Robinson £40 billion Black Hole created by Liz Truss she will no doubt introduce a Bicycle Theft Tax,which she will pretend is to be spent on more “bobbies on the beat” to stop bike theft and smash the gangs..
In reality the new tax revenue will be given to assorted cunts like Syrians and Algerians,to name a couple,for new e-bikes for their illegal drugś delivery service.
All “fully costed” you see.
The dirty cunts.
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I`m betting that if Rachel did ride a bicycle there would be many quumfers on this site who would take early advantage of the saddle aroma following dismount.
🐽
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I think that you will find that the correct name for a bicycle seat sniffer, according to The Oxford Dictionary, is a snerge.
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Don’t suppose Flabbot rides one into work though, Sniffing her saddle by mistake, could involve a visit to the nearest hospital.
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I’ve never understood the thing about saddle-sniffing myself Sam, always struck me as slighty odd.
Personally I’ve always found the practice of sniffing a still warm after being worn for twelve hours pair of panties to be be much more rewarding and stimulating.
Still each to his or her own.
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Perhaps you are moompher in denial, Ron.
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Is ‘moompher’ the term for a panty sniffer Sam?
If so, far from being in denial, I’m an enthusiastic advocate of this most rewarding practice; freshly worn and fragrant, still lovely and warm.
Yummy.
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Well it sure beats robbing them off washing lines Ron, especially at this time of year, all cold & soggy, with the annoying hint of Lenor.
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TTCE and me could be affected by Rachel from Account’s Big Extravaganza. There are rumours, Rachel is going to re-introduce car tax for classic cars 40+ years old. That’s TTCE’s Allegro costing him a few hundred more each year.
This fucking cunting fuckhead government. I just wish they’d all spontaneously combust. I’m sure the media do it to cunt us off – a picture of Rachel’s ugly supercilious grin and some caption along the lines of “Rachel Reeves to introduce new air breathing tax”.
Fucking shitstains.
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There has also been talk about some sort of annual vehicle test as well. Of course we all know vehicles of this age or older are death traps on the road that no one bothers to look after. As usual it’s all about money, money, money, not safety, because if it was then they are chasing the wrong group of people, including me, TTCE, & many other responsible owners of these Classic Vehicles.
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I spent £175 on a heavy-duty reinforced U-lock for my bicycle.
They stole the fucking lock & left the bike.
🚳
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Mind you, some security devices are rather effective …
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/bike-wheel-padlock-theft-bicycle-stolen-left-139912785.jpg
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A unicycle with a flattie perhaps?
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What sort of fool rides a bike to the station? Apart from the weather being frequently cold and wet there is the risk of being spread over the tarmac before you get there. On rare occasions I’ve used a train I get the wife to drop me off. If I was commuting regularly I would negotiate an account with a taxi firm.
Occurs to me I’m talking bollocks; I drive everywhere I go.
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Once you start getting around by bike and bus it’s a slippery slope to veganism and trannyfication.
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Gone are the days when you could take your bike on with you. Sit on a mailbag right next to it, light up a cigarette & open a beer.
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You should see the bike racks at Oxford station, its like a sea of bikes.
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Biggest one I saw was at Brugges Railway Station. Supprisingly many had been left unlocked.
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Admittedly, these clowns did prosecute a friend of mine for urinating in a public place, when the toilets for that purpose were locked.
This no nonsense approach must have all the rape gangs, drug dealers, and people traffickers quaking in their sandals.
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When asked about this further drop(off a cliff) in British policing in front of Trump, prime ninny starmer said ‘we have bike theft investigation in Britain ; we’ve had it for a very long time and are very proud of it’
So let that be it and all about it.
Fuck me, it occurs that the inventor of the point & click 100% accurate lie detector, if brought to market tomorrow, they/he/her/herm/hym/zir would be worth more than Musk before years end…
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Just another item in a growing list which the police can’t or won’t act on, anything from shop-lifting and burglary to ensuring the safety of Israeli fans at a football match at Villa Park.
It’s much easier and warmer to sit in front of a computer eating biscuits and swilling tea, looking to see if somebody’s committed the heinous offence of making a joke about some cock in a frock, then strolling around to that person’s house to harass them about it.
Or of course, you could arrest the odd Jewish person for wearing a Star of David and acting ‘provocatively’ in the face of rabid pro-Plasticine extremists openly calling for jihad.
Soft option, two-tier policing in action in Britain.
Morning all.
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Lardri di biciclette
The real reason for not investigating bicycle theft, is due to them being fat lazy bastards. Get cycling, get yourself fit and get chasing them.
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Like these Sammy?
https://youtu.be/Qbp2LcGM5dY?si=USY261eFy6W1MZ_I
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A unicycle with a flattie perhaps?
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Oops! Wrong placement!
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Surely JP’s penny-farthing can’t be that hard to find?
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Only to ride.
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Alas, LL, I’ve had to refrain due to a serious balance problem ( I kept falling over ) , wine with breakfast is not such a good idea after all, it seems.
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The police can’t be bothered to investigate bike theft because cyclist in London are utter cunts.
Self righteous wankers who roll straight through red lights, ride on pavements and generally act the cunt.
See cycling Mikey and Jeremy Vine for evidence of this
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There’s a lot to be said about cycle cunts jumping red lights, none of it good. Just another bunch of selfish, entitled arseholes in Britain 2025. Have a look at this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_kv4IYz2z0
Nothing that a few offical patrols armed with assault rifles couldn’t quickly sort out.
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I can understand the police have their hands full beating up Joos. However, you would think Too Kweer’s green marxist cabal would encourage worship of the velocipede. If it is good enough for Peking it should good enough for the Milligoon. He could have a word in the police’s ear. Tell them to take the matter seriously. He could call in at the station to share a bacon sarnie.
It would also serve to bring back pride in one’s appearance to revive the penny farthing:
https://gr.pinterest.com/pin/417779302959540650/
That clown cunt Boris Johnson was keen on cycling at one time. Of course he is probably too fat and covid riddled to do any these days.
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Don’t have time to trawl through CCTV
I can’t believe there isn’t a tech tool that can go through cctv and just pick out human activity, cutting down 8 hours of footage to something much more reasonable, how many bikes are left at the station and probably most are within a couple of hours in the mornings.
It’s not a case of not have resources, its the can’t be bothered like the fucking arbitrary £200 of shoplifting can’t be bothered.
Plenty of time to go through tweets though and investigate hurt feelings.
Maybe a policy of fuck off when some cunt complains that they were offended by someone saying they were born and bred in a particular town.
PS, cyclists are cunts however I do have sympathy for those who use them for work rather a nice little ride with 20 others
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Overweight 5 foot tall man-hating women wouldn’t do much investigating anyway.
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That silhouette should be a bantu. We all know who’s doing the thieving.
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The Labour Party would be more useful if we could park our bicycles up the cracks of their arses. No need to lock them, no ones going to touch them with a bargepole.
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so an odd fact,
British transport Police are 9,085 strong across the whole country , the MET has 33,201 in London.
I note that this is more of a London article, and I would side with BTP on this, go and have the MET deal with it!
Don’t forget the MET also has the city of London Police on their patch too which is another 998 officers.
I have not counted pcso’s or police staff in these figures I have just done boots on the ground bobby’s.
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Public Service Announcement.
If you see something that doesn’t look right, text British Transport Police on 61016 and they will be pleased to chuck the fat cunt off the train at the next station.
https://www.binlabour.com/2020/02/can-nugee-make-it.html
See it, say it, sorted.
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