Man caught during bizarre sex act outside NI bus station! fucking premium news so I have to pay Belfast telegraph to read it fuck that Google!
560.000 result’s, so wanking at a bus station is not as rare as I thought and a side slip to this.
Wanking outside a police station, well not many results for that, but reading the article, a member of the public had to inform ever observant Plod that there was someone banging one out at the entrance, fuck me.
The judge refraining from a custodial sentence because it would be of no benefit!
true, cunt probably would have wanked himself to death in his first few hours of incarceration 😳😳
And he is autistic……………
Nominated by : Lord benny
Wanking outside a police station?. Perhaps he was hoping for more than his collar to be felt.
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From the inclinations of the article, if I were a police officer I would shy off nicking him as well, he has a bit of a fetish about police and enforcement.
However if the Police were ever to accept me in their ranks ( you will laugh but I was once in a unit categorised as “Police”) I think a quick once over with a rubber truncheon and a prostrate examination with a cattle prod, would soon expel such fantasies.
In fact it could be his awakening to a new medical fetish.
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I posted my opinion recently that some men would be well advised not to grow their beards. See the picture above.
I rest my case.
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Agreed arfur, that’s a 0/10 on the MNC Beard Index.
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I used to have a friend who was (is) a psychopath, he had a serious problem with beards and would fixate on the mouth.
He said “it was like having a cunt talk to him”.
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The judge decided that it would serve no purpose to send the wanker to jail.
Correct in my opinion.
It also served no purpose to arrest him or to take him to court.
So why waste time and money on the nutter?
He is obviously a fruit cake.
There were people like him around when I was a kid.
Lunatics, acting strangely but basically harmless.
Our parents would call them ‘funny men’ and tell us to keep away from them.
But we wouldn’t.
They were a source of entertainment and we would ridicule them and occasionally beat them up.
It was all part of growing up.
I suspect that the occasional parent or policeman would beat them up too.
Fuck the courts.
Bring back looney bashing.
Good morning everyone!
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Perhaps he was trying to tell them something through the medium of interpretive dance?
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He had to wank outside, because the place was already full of wankers.
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Can’t say I blame him really.
I’d feel like doing the same after reading this:
https://nypost.com/2022/09/30/retired-officer-51-finds-new-career-as-a-stripper-cop-handcuffs-included/
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An English woman Geordie and it makes the New York Post but not the BBC. How strange.
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The ex-policewoman says, “I’m sure there will be people that will judge me and think I’ve done wrong — but I don’t care,”
No, I am judging you by thinking that you are too old, too flabby and too fucking ugly.
You are also the type of cunt that enjoyed emptying an entire can of pepper spray into a pensioner’s face.
So fuck right off.
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id do it and I don’t care who wears the cuffs!
looks like I might have a little island holiday 😁
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I thought it was going to be Rodney in the article, as I keep hearing he is a wanker.
Just goes to show how observant plod are these days..
All have screen burn from checking for nasty tweets..
It’s not like they can keep israeli football fans safe from low iq peaceful savages in the city utopia of Birmingham..
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I’m certain MNC will be along shortly to reassure us that this “sort of thing” is good,healthy outdoor exercise.
As is hiding in bushes,stealing ladies underwear off a clothes line and using binoculars to “keep an eye” on the neighbours.
I’d make him Heath Secretary.
Good morning.
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New Mills is the world number one when it comes to outdoor wanking, locals refer to the town as Wankerville
Someone shouts Oi you wanker and everybody looks round
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Having his collar felt referrers to the fondling of the bellend.
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P C Plod on the beat, without having to leave the police station.
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It took the PC 49 strokes to complete.
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The only surprising part of this is that the police station didn’t empty with willing officers wanting to bring Benjamin to completion with hands and mouths.
Modern police stations are riddled with puffs.
Why they arent allowed truncheons anymore.
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Vibrating truncheons.
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