are still cunts.
Many moons ago, I posted a nom about parents who gave ludicrous or downright stupid names to their kids. Such names ranged from the likes of ‘Moon Unit’ and ‘Dweezil’, to ‘Bay Atlas’, ‘Buddy Bear’ and ‘Rocket Zot’. At the extreme range of bizarreness, some poor kids had been stuck with handles such as ‘Anus’, ‘Superman’ and ‘Tulula Does the Hula From Hawaii’. This nom is, I’m sure, safe in the IsAC vault for future generations to wonder over.
Anyway, in a follow-up cunting, I’m pleased to introduce a bit of piss-taking in a similar vein from across the pond, in the form of the ‘College Football All Name Team’ for 2025. As the name suggests, the list is a selection of college footballers who possess what I’ll term ‘interesting’ names. Now such lists aren’t in any way official, but are created by fans and media outlets for a bit of fun, so may vary. However the 2025 list linked is, I think, pretty representative;
Nominated by Ron Knee.
those college names, I thought it was this Key and Peele sketch
https://youtu.be/gODZzSOelss?si=pgbd1eZxBKI92Gjp
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Somebody thought of some unfunny names for a fantasy football club.
And?…………….
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Still, Better than muhumad, Iqbal, Fatima ,Azziz or Mustafa
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There are a few Shi’theads (pronounced Shy teed) knocking about.
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Including LBC’s James O’Shi’thead?
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😂
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Golfing gear brand Titleist is supposed to be pronounced Title-ist but it’ll always be Tit-leist to me.
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It’s always got me that one.
If it’s supposed to be Titlelist then it would help if it was spelt that way.
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Taylor Made is an odd name for mass produced stuff.
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Lew de Cruss
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Robbin Holmes
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When my dad asked me what we were going to name our imminent daughter, I jokingly said: ‘Placenta’.
“Oh, that’s a beautiful name” was his reply.
😂
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I’m sure there was an Argentinian footballer in the early 2000’s era who went by the name of Placenta.
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Diego Placente.
Argentinian who also played for Real Club Celta de Vigo.
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When my wife was pregnant with our elder in the ’80s I suggested to her we should name our new daughter Servalan. She wouldn’t wear it.
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Jacqueline Pearce;now there’s a woman who graced many a wank bank back in the day. Probably still does, come to that.
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Ben Doune and Phil McCrevasse, famous Scottish skirt lifters
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Noel Ang Wishyanka
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Tye Ken Huprongun
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well some parents are cruel, I had a customer.
https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/04497830/officers
now martin had 3 sons one he called Michael, Michael lived a life like the boy called sue.
https://youtu.be/WOHPuY88Ry4?si=FVelXZAgoaxAhCRm
aged 50 he is still 6ft plus muscle’s like rugby balls and under no circumstance’s are you to call him mike, he will rip your leg off and beat you to death with it/
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I know of a couple of young Geordie twins christened Ant and Dec.
Their parents are called Cretin and Pillock.
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Is it true that one of Ant’s parents was a Klignon?
With that dome, it has to be possible
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Aircraft registered in the UK are issued with a five letter identifier beginning with the letter “G”. One airline registered an ATP (Advanced Turbo Prop) as G-OATP, Go ATP!, geddit? Everyone referred to the plane as “Goat pee”. A man registered his light aircraft G-ONAD.
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My postcode is PI55 0FF.
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I read somewhere Geordie that the car registration mark PEN15 actually was issued and is still held by someone.
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Stoopidist name? –
Torsten Bell(end).
How is the new corrupt free Liebore party you cunt.
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Robert De Niro is a ridiculous old cunt.
Good morning, everyone.
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It must be a bit weird going through life with a moniker such as Da’Realyst’ or ‘Decoldest’.
Very odd. Still, better than ‘Anus’ I suppose.
A good ‘un from recently was the footballer who played briefly for the Villa, who rejoiced in the name of Marvelous Nakamba. His brother was named Tremendous.
Morning all.
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It’s surprising how many countries have baby naming laws.
You can’t just name a child whatever you want.
In Germany for instance, you must be able to tell a child’s gender from its first name.
See how that would work in the UK!
Many other countries have lists of banned baby names.
These are compiled to try and ensure that the child is not disadvantaged.
You have to stick to an approved list of names, and rightly so in my opinion.
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In France it’s still illegal to call your pet pig Napoleon.
Obviously no one told George Orwell.
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If I had been German I would have called my son Adolf instead of Mark. By now he might have violated Poland’s borders and become a published author. Mark is a lovely lad but he has never had that sort of get up and go.
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Lou Reed ? Every time I go.
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How about Shabana Mahmood, home secretary.
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There are hundreds of names that you can’t call kids in Iceland.
Not only because of the naming laws but also because there is no C in their alphabet. (their country is called Ísland in their own language).
That would fuck up Charles and Camilla.
Of course nobody from Iceland can confirm this here, because they can’t type the name of this site.
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And I suppose that makes them all a bunch of kunts.
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How about the name Shabana, the new Home Secretary?
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But I don’t think there will be many new Angela’s after the cabinat reshuffle.
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There are two – one a dyke and the other a ho. Neither would have been what I would have wanted for a daughter.
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Kendo Nagasaki, Giant Haystacks, Big Daddy,Rollerball Rocco….
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When it comes to stupid names, we should never forget the Dutch politician – Mr Tiny Kox
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It must be a real pain to have an unfortunate surname, like Kuntz or Dick. There really are people in the world whose surname is Fuck.
There was a girl at my primary school many many years ago whose surname was Booby.
Does anyone remember Judith Durham of The Seekers? Her birthname was Judith Cock. You can see why she thought it advisable to have a new name.
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😂🤣
We’ve had some clients over the years with some interesting names.
Mr Gash
Mrs Blows
Mrs Shakeshaft
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Then you’ve got the poor sods doomed to go through life with the surname Burns and the Christian name Richard, ever to be referred to as ‘Dick Burns, the man not the disease’.
I worked with one such unfortunate once upon a time.
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Having someone called Mahmood in charge of immigration policy seems a bit funny to me.
Good morning.
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Absolutely, esp. as she professes herself to be a ‘devout Muslim’. In the past, she has strongly espoused the Palestinian cause, and now bears the political responsibility for the policing of pro- Palestine marches. To be fair, she was unequivocal in her condemnation of the Hamas atrocities in 2023.
Could be interesting to watch this one pan out.
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I met Moon Unit once. Very pleasant.
Around here hipsters saddle their spawn with names like “Socrates Anthrax.”
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Pry Minister
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Moon Unit sounds like the name of a Chinky take-away in Sarf London (we used to have one round here called the “Moon Bowl” – used to stink like a zookeepers boots).
Talking of silly names, why the fuck did the toolmaker call his son “Keir” or the friend of Kray plump for “Wesley” – real poofters names.
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Back in the Villa dog days of the 70s, the club gave a debut to a lad called Jimmy Brown, who wasn’t yet 16 at the time.
He was joined in the midfield by other Villa legends such as Welshman Barry Hole, and one of the first Argentinians to play in England, who rejoiced in the name of Oscar Arce (pronouned Arse).
Imagine the indignity of standing there at Villa Park listening the Small Heath Alliance supporters singing (to the tune of Yellow Submarine) ‘Villa’s midfield is a Brown Arce Hole…’.
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I remember that Argie who played for Birmingham City, Ron. Alberto Tarantini. A lad with a big afro, who was a proper psycho.
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There was a player for Iran in the 90s. His name was Begheri Arce.
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Tarantini had hair like a poodle in a hurricane. He was also a nutter.
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I knew a chap called Zoran, had a step son called luka, and knew a few Goran’s shagged a svetlana, never got it on with zvezdana
translated they mean Dawn, Port, Mountain, Light, starlight
I told Zoran never to explain his name to the English, I also knew some poor fuck called djubar which means shit in his own language!
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You just don’t hear of enough good strong names these days, .. like ‘Lucifer’ ; or ‘Adolf’.
‘Genghis, have you brushed your teeth’ ?
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I remember reading a report earlier this year that a court in Germany had prohibited a couple from calling their sprog Lucifer. Apparently Judas and Satan are also off limits there.
Anyone else been put into full-on cringe mode by hearing a squawk of ‘C’mere Kylie-Ann’ (or ‘Chardonnay’, or the ridiculous ‘Cheyenne’) from some scrubber in a supermarket?
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Some silly bitch was in my local Spar as her kids ran riot.
The brats (a boy and girl) were called Hudson and Harley.
As David Bowie once told us ‘This is not America’.
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If something is not done sharpish, Thomas, William, John, Peter and so on will be odd names here in Englandstabistanobongopershawii.
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That loopy Third Division Hollyweird cunt, Zooey Desch – De – bollocks – unpronounceable name called her kid Otter. Fucking Otter. What a cunt.
And then there’s that turkey necked nepo slag, Paltrow. She called her daughter Apple.
What is it with knobheads who give kids ridiculous names? A child – especially a lad – should have a name they can go through life with.
Boys named things like Cody, Harley, T,J (for fucks sake),. The knob across the road from us named his baby son Foal. Fucking Foal. I ask you? Mind you, his dad is the quintessential Mumford and Sons daft beard puts his kids all over Facebook cunt. Oh, and he listens to Chic (the disco band). Say no more.🙄
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