are still cunts.
Many moons ago, I posted a nom about parents who gave ludicrous or downright stupid names to their kids. Such names ranged from the likes of ‘Moon Unit’ and ‘Dweezil’, to ‘Bay Atlas’, ‘Buddy Bear’ and ‘Rocket Zot’. At the extreme range of bizarreness, some poor kids had been stuck with handles such as ‘Anus’, ‘Superman’ and ‘Tulula Does the Hula From Hawaii’. This nom is, I’m sure, safe in the IsAC vault for future generations to wonder over.
Anyway, in a follow-up cunting, I’m pleased to introduce a bit of piss-taking in a similar vein from across the pond, in the form of the ‘College Football All Name Team’ for 2025. As the name suggests, the list is a selection of college footballers who possess what I’ll term ‘interesting’ names. Now such lists aren’t in any way official, but are created by fans and media outlets for a bit of fun, so may vary. However the 2025 list linked is, I think, pretty representative;
Nominated by Ron Knee.
I feel sorry for kids who have bastard hippies as parents.
That druggie cunt, River Phoenix. No wonder he OD’d with a monker like that.
At least his brother got a tough-ish Wild West style name.
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And that silly cow who is doing that laughable mummy porn version of Wuthering Heights.
Emerald Fennell. What sort of fucking name is that?🤣🤣🤣
It just screams ‘Cunt’.
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