Are not only cuntish, but infuriating.
We have 8 public/religious Bank Holidays in the UK. Five are fixed, but three aren’t.
Christmas Day
Boxing Day
New Year’s Day.
Now, traditionally if one (or even two) of these dates fall on a weekend, the following Monday ( and Tuesday) become Bank Holidays, and have done for my entire life.
For some reason, this rag seems to think that Boxing Day in 2026 deserves a special mention.
Do they think we’re cretins? How the hell is this news, and even if I was oblivious, why do I need to be notified 16 months in advance?
Slow news day indeed!
Your favorite idiotic headline, please.
I cannot be the only person who finds this infuriating.
Nominated by Jeezum Preist.
The back page headline HEAVYWEIGHT WRESTLER EMILY THORNBERRY DIES OF HEART ATTACK ATTEMPTING A CROSS BUTTOCKS WITH OPPONENT DIANE ABBOTT
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RUSTY BOLLOCKS PREFERS TO BE A RECLUSE.
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STRAIGHT MEN NO LONGER REPRESENTED IN PARLIAMENT
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RAYNER BUYS CHASTITY BELT.
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