are a cunt in many cases.
Fucking hell where do I start…I don’t know, this one twists my melon, Counterfeit chocolate, what the fuck is that? any way.
The old corner shop is due a cunting, always there for those little things when you need them.
Though nowadays it seems they just scan winning lottery tickets and tell you that you have lost, Mr Kapoor has taken it to the next level with a vast array of illegal stock he bought from “John” and supplying minors with prohibited goods.
The article made interesting reading.
Edward Elton, on behalf of Surrey Police, said: “A man attended the store because his 17-year-old son, a child in law, had bought £530 of nitrous oxide from the Wharf Road Stores, and he’d done that in one day.
so that’s one pissed off adult, £530 spend in one day on laughing gas to a minor.
The list of breaches said to have been found within the store, he continued, included soft drinks with unlawful additives, best before dates on alcohol rubbed off, box after box of counterfeit cigarettes and counterfeit chocolate.
This counterfeit chocolate brings to mind this
his dodgy fags made of shredded doormats are another matter entirely
Then we have,
He said that was “just the latest of the failings”. On other occasions Surrey Police found two canisters behind the counter that were seized and sent for testing, tests came back confirming they contained the psychoactive drug THC.
So he was selling class B and C drugs from behind his counter and topping it up with Stanley knives! and the place is next too a sodding youth club.
You just cant make this up.
The good news is he is “Very sorry” and his licence has been revoked, but fuck sake how can he get away with it?
He said the Class B drugs were marked as ‘not for sale’ and left in the back of the shop unused. Mr Kapoor added: “I have my parents who are already dependent on me, my dad is over 85, my mum also”, before having to pause when becoming visibly emotional.
That’s not a bad idea, I will have to right “For decorative purpose only” on my favourite prohibited items, just in case.
ant way fuck sake, what have we brought upon ourselves.
Nominated by Lord Benny.
You can’t cunt something that isn’t there anymore, that until what I thought, due to dusky face people taking over and selling out of date shite.
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I only bought some dodgy fruit and water, then Spike Milligan shouted get out !
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Where did the son in law get £530 from to spend in one day, did this make his FS1E competitive at Santa Pod?
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They’re just not the same these days, corner shops.
Time was when you’d buy a packet of tabs, a bar of chocolate and a copy of the Sun and you’d be served by the owner’s 17 year-old daughter.
Then you’d show her page 3 and ask if hers were the same size.
And you never got arrested for sexual harassment.
The country’s turned to shit.
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I was once working in an office Geordie where a young woman who was very pregnant was complaining about the discomfort she was suffering. I said that if she had listened to her mother and kept her knees together she would have been OK. Others around laughed heartily and one woman added;
“I tried that contraceptive. It didn’t work.”
I would probably have got the sack as a minimum recent times.
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You are The Likely Lads Geordie, and I claim my 2/6d.
🤫
Pet.
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It must be almost impossible to avoid Pákí owned corner shops now.
It was getting that way when I lived in London a long time ago.
Have you noticed that there are very few Pákís that actually shop in these places?
They know what the owners are up to.
I remember going into one shop while the then Chancellor was giving his budget speech.
The cunt was changing the prices on the fags before the speech was finished.
When I called him a robbing cunt he said that the prices of cigarettes had gone up.
I told him that the duty had gone up and he had already paid the duty when he last went to the wholesalers.
I hate Pákís.
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The whole fucking world hates Pakistani’s…💩
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Counterfeit chocolate; something sold over the counter by a smelly foreign cunt, containing less than 5% chocolate.
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Counterfeit fucking chocolate?
The country has reached a new low.
Hang the bastařd.
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A local shop for local people, I blame that open all hours sitcom, the robbing bastard.
Granville, fetch your cloth
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Ran by char wallers.Mostly full of junk.Full industrial sized oven please Unk.
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Overpriced, stale, dreary groceries in a shop that stinks of Ghee and piss, and sold by Pakistankīs paying naught in tax.
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Exactly
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There’s one of these shops near me, I will not go near it. A chap I know gets his Amber Leaf in there. It’s a lot cheaper than usual, but it doesn’t look, or feel right, & when he lights up it smells like a bonfire.
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Just fell pray to that myself, the pack also claims to contain papers that it does not, the tobacco itself seems to be recycled fag butt fluff that has been possibly washed.
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The papers & the sleeve are in there, but were used up within the production process, this is to make the stuff burn better. Shame they don’t put the actual ingredients on the packaging. That would be rather interesting.
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Parki shops are dodgy places. You have to know what you are doing or you will be ripped off blind. Nothing is as it seems. You will likely be be overwhelmed with the jumbled mix of fabrics, carpets, lamps, loo rolls and exotic pretend chocolates made from camel dung. Gap toothed chappies in kaftans and antique sandals will entice you with apparent bargains. One eyed children with withered arms will clutch at your trousers as you pass from aisle to aisle. It is like stepping back in time to the world of Rudyard Kipling. The pungent aroma of burning joss sticks hides the stench of charred infidel that wafts in from out the back. Don’t let me put you off though, it is the place to go if you find out you need a loaf on Boxing Day.
Good morning, everyone.
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Considering that the smelly cunt didn’t get a fresh delivery of bread on Christmas Day then I can’t think why anyone would want to buy a loaf of him on Boxing Day.
I would eat cake.
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He sells that too, Artful!
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I confess that when Mrs Brain discovered that she’d run out of some vital ingredient one christmas day morning I simply drove over to a p*ki shop on the south side of Aylesbury and bought it.
Reminds me of that old joke from the ’80s;
How is Fergie like a p*ki shop?
They’re both fucking ‘andy on a Sunday morning.
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The shop in my village closed in 2020 officially due to Covid but the bloke running it was useless. A business had been on the site in one form or another since the 1700’s, now all gone. Rumours did circulate of some Pakis sniffing about and I would honestly have it remain shut and be without a shop than let these cunts get a toehold.
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***This is a public information film***
How to conduct oneself in a cornershop
https://youtu.be/OMFxwzXZVQM?si=c5oVIf3DOg7T0HQ5
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Anyone remember the briefly famous 90s band, Cornershop?
They thought they were being postmodern and cool by naming themselves after what they saw as an ‘Asian’ stereotype. Clueless knobends were wanking about how they put Indian instruments into ‘modern’ pop records. Only thing is, the Beatles, the Stones and Traffic did that years ago, and they did it better.
Actually, they were crap. Their No.1 hit ‘Brimful of Asha’ was a novelty record..
And, a dreadful remix by Fatcunt Slim only made it worse.
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Counterfeit chocolate, is not the new name for Cadbury’s. palm oil cunts.
Anyway I hope you will join me in wishing Rodney a happy birthday, you far right bastards.
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After the roaring success of Year Zero, we are now entering ‘phase two’ according to Rodders, Baz.
Your name vil be added to ze list and all IsAC posts vil be carefully scrutinized for ze hate crimes. A crack team of social media Stasi enforcers vil be dispatched shortly to seize all devices.
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Lets hope it’s his last one.
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just back from thailand touring my vast eastern estates and about half an hour drive from my mansion is a palm oil processing plant. when you go past trucks are queued about half a mile down the road as every cunt decided to grow it instead of other crops with the result that the arse fell out the market and the oil is worth fuck all
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Note to Herr Starmfuher:PISS OFF YOU BELL END 🏴🏴🏴🏴
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Keir Steppenfuhrer’s glorious new world.
Graham Linehan arrested at Heathrow over his X posts.
Five (fucking five!) armed (fucking armed!) men arrested Linehan as he got off a plane.
I bet his ‘offensive’ posts are about taking the piss out of tranny freaks, or telling the truth about the hotel human filth.
Dear dear. Can’t upset them, can we?
Welcome to fascist Britain.⚡⚡
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Actually, I rather hope he’ll accidentally inhale one of the many candles, after Lady Victoria has playfully smooched his face in it, and he chokes to death.
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And, what’s this Dubai Chocolate turd I keep seeing?
It’s here, it’s there, it’s every fucking where. The fact that it’s from one of ‘them’ places with ‘those’ people is off putting enough. But it just looks so horrible and unappetizing. Awful snot green shit. That is not chocolate.
Needless to say, chav scum and riff raff love it. They think it’s ‘exotic’. And, now almost all the big supermarket chains now stock this shite.
I remember when Britain ruled the chocolate world, Cadbury’s when it was nice, Terry’s and all them.. But now we have this muck.🤢
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On a whim, I tried some from a garage. It’s chocolate with green pistachio paste inside. Nice enough, but not worth the inflated price at all.
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Fuck that.
Dubai arent renowned for the quality of their confectionery.
Theyre known for shagging their cousins and oil.
Id not eat that green shite.
Looks like something scraped out of the Hulks undercrackers.
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powdered milk palm oil and whey powder added now, thats why british chocolate is shit now
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I refuse to use these shops as it encourages them to be here. If we all stopped using them, maybe they’d get the message and return home.
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Same here, and as a rule, would also avoid any shop that has large full colour pictures of food on plates in it’s windows, most commonly a Full English Breakfast as imagined by someone under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs.
Haribo and blue soft drinks were not part of the 5 major food groups the last time I thought about it, either. I mustn’t forget that other perennial favourite – the owner standing outside all day, glaring at anyone who dares to walk past.
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As a kid it was my job to go to the cornershop for my mams Benson and hedges, and whatever else she needed.
They never had any bread in 😕
Maybe a milk roll or some fuckin nimble.
Which meant i had to slog down the fuckin hill to the other corner shop and back up.
Then pakis got it.
They had bread in.
Out of date.
But bread nether the less.
My dad said not to give pakis his money.
So my uphill ramble became a daily chore.
Fuck the cornershop.
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Green party have got a new leader.
Zack Polanski.
Sounds like a private eyes name?
But no,
Hes a hypnotherapist!!!
1 2 3 and youre back in the room.
Dont look into his eyes!!!
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Don’t knock it, he claimed to be able to make women’s boobs grow bigger.
He once spent a afternoon with lammy and look as the size of his jugs..
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I feel a nomination is called for.
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And his deputy is the peaceful mothra, him of the Allan’s snackbar celebration.
They should join up with Jezzbollah, fruit and nut party..
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And he “has his eyes set on Number 10” yes whatever you simpleton.
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Conversely, I used to ask my Mum to procure some sweet cigarettes or Sweet Tobacco from the shops. Obviously, this was before they were all Pakistankîs. She wouldn’t give money to those cunts, naturally.
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I wonder whether your parents knew they were breaking the law sending you to buy their fags Mis? A minimum age of 16 to buy tobacco came in before WW1. Having said that in the ’50s It was my job also to go and buy my parents fags and the wife had the same experience. Sending the kids on such errand was widespread and routine in those days. As I’ve mentioned before, as a kid it seemed to me that all adults smoked.
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To be honest Arfur,
Its well before time justice caught up with our parents.
We should report them.
Phone childline or something..
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Is piano teeth esther still alive?
I thought she had topped herself or is that just wishful thinking.
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Used to buy porno mags from my local Asian emporium when I was still at school, one day he said you want something better, I said like what, he said give me another pound, I did and he pulled out a sealed bag from under the counter, took it home and it was proper hard core, cream pies and facials, top stuff old Asian emporium man I’d say
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There was a big flap on back in the ’80s Andy when it was discovered that shops were selling kits consisting of polythene bags and cans of Evostick to young kids who would sniff the stuff for some kind of high. It was prevalent in parts of Scotland and it only leaked out months later that they were asian shop keepers selling them exclusively to white kids.
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Tried to purchase an old ice cream van, going to call it Mr Sniffy sell glue etc near schools. We found out that kids were using old inhaler cases for sniffing, drop a spoon of evostick in suck away. Off your head all day. My mate a teacher at the time caught many a reprobate sucking the inhaler as they forgot that the strong smell travelled.
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I was the porn dealer at the private school I went to.
Had an ‘arrangement’ with a daki down in plumstead to take all of the out of date grumble off his top shelf with no questions asked.
Double the cover price at school.
I charged extra for the ones with Madonna and Mel out of Mel and Kim in. Having test driven them first. 😁
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Probably important to mention I was 15 at the time and actually at that school.
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Never mind cornershops,the whole fucking country is run like Abduls Bargain Emporium.
Also,I do not wish to discuss counterfeit chocolate again,it’s too distressing.
The bloody swine.
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I’ve noticed a new phenomenon in shops where nothing has a price or description on it. Anyone else?
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Yes me too 🤔
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Yes, we have a motto no price no buy.
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I get the impression that you’re supposed to scan the QR code ( whatever the fuck that is) to get today’s price, as it can fluctuate, depending on if there’s a special offer, increase in price just because or a discount as it’s use by date is short.
Oh, and also because they don’t want to pay someone to put a label on, it’s an expansion of of self-checkouts.
One person updating the information remotely via a computer can cover every store in the country.
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Anyone ever tasted diabetic chocolate? Tried a small lump a few years ago & it was vile. Doggy chocs tasted better. Woof! Woof! I can only hope they taste better now.
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Things you must be careful of when entering a Stanley shop, never take a pet with you even if they say its alright. They may attempt to steal it to eat and there’s never any room to swing a cat.
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I did a job in a Lidl store Sammy where I swapped out a machine. They pack their stores so tightly that Lammy couldn’t shop there, he’d get jammed in the aisles. Anyway I was carrying this machine, limited in what I could see and I managed to sweep two bottles of champagne off a fitting on to the floor. The shop was busy and these bottles being under pressure exploded in spectacular fashion. To give Lidl their due they didn’t reproach me at all, just sent a lad to clean up.
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It’s these fucking Asian twats that fucked up Sunday trading laws.
Bring back Sunday trading laws, make the bastard’s shut on the English Christian day of rest..
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I’ve noticed how nowadays the Stanley puts all his fucking wares out on the pavement.
It’s like being in Karachi…💩💩💩
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did a 7 hour stop over at karachi airport 36 years ago, told us to just leave our hand luggage on the plane as it was the same plane for the next leg, i thought fuck that and took mine with me and used it as a pillow to sleep on the floor. they were trying to charging £5 for a can of coke and this was 1989 remember.anyway when everyone got back on the plane there were about a dozen people whose bags had been robbed, and the pakistan airline staff did not give a fuck, the cunts
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YouTube
Could be Karachi, could be Ilford.
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Remember these Daki shitehawks charging over a tenner for hand gel during the lockdown? And the scalping over the bog roll and all.
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Yes, Norman.
Our local Corner shop owner did this.
He was boycotted, had his windows smashed in, his power supply ” disrupted”, so all his freezers defrosted.
It’s now in the hands of Albanians, who seem to sell booze, fags and little else, but yet appears to be thriving.
I cannot wait to move off this estate.
Only 18 months to go.
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So it looks like your planned move is coming to fruition then Jeezum? Best of luck!
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Cheers arfur!
Just hope I last long enough to shout
Free, free, I’m free at last!
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Went to see a solicitor three weeks ago, actually re-afirmed everything me and my girls had already supossed ( so we’re not that stupid after all).
Only thing he recommended was that either Elder or Younger get their own solicitor to write the terms of the family home buy out.
It’s all moving at a pace, can’t wait.
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