are cunts.
Britain has a new species of butterfly: the southern small white has continued its rapid colonisation of northern Europe allegedly by flying across the North Sea.
(Ringing any bells yet, cunters?)
Assisted by `global heating`, this fluttering insect has made rapid progress across Europe since it was first spotted north of the Alps in France and Germany in 2008. It reached the Netherlands in 2015 and was recorded near Calais four years later.
(That`s in France, cunters.)
“This is really exciting,” said Dr Dan Hoare, the director of nature recovery at Butterfly Conservation. “It’s always interesting when a new species turns up in the UK…”
Is it?
Well, Dr Whore, let me put it to you that it is yet another fucking immigrant – probably hitched a lift over here on the backs of the constant stream of the dinghy hordes.
And, like it`s simian counterparts, it will begin to infest our plantations & hard sweated-over allotments and lay it`s filthy eggs all over our green and pleasant land which in turn will hatch into ravenous juicy hairy caterpillars munching the fuck through our good clean English veg: Thence pupating and crystalizing into millions more of the unwanted fluttery bastards.
Repeat, ad infinitum.
Remember what happened to our oh-so-cute bushy red squirrels when the flea-infested `greys` demolished their way through our lush verdant forests?
And, they have already started to introduce beavers into Scotland – what could possibly go wrong?
Packham! Shield thy scrotum from the attack of the wild unkempt beaver. And I don`t mean that airhead Michaela (South African resident & BBC-funded air miles) Strachan.
Nominated by Sam Beau.
I have had a lot of cabbage whites this year, some even had a George Cross on the wings.
Bunch of cunts pretending to be English.
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This is the sort of butterfly I like:
https://share.google/B66yQdBtC8U0sFRaE
Not safe but not at all offensive pic.
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The wings come in all shapes & sizes. That’s lepidoptera for you.
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“Love is Like a Butterfly” sang Dolly, the Queen of Country. Fantastic. Can’t agree with this one – sorry, Sam.
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I quite like the fluttery fuckers.
I couldn’t care less about moths.
Locusts are right cunts.
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Butterflies, a so-called sitcom.
Possibly the least funny sitcom ever in television history..
Note to self:
Put Wendy Craig in the Dead Pool next time around.
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Surely the award for the least funny sitcom of all time should go to Last of the Summer Wine. Total shit.
There is nothing wrong with butterflies. Lepidoptera is nowhere near as dangerous to us as Starmerism.
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The only thing I want to know is does the Southern Small White eat brassicas?
If it does then it’s going to get pyrethrum shot up its arse if it comes anywhere near my garden.
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Rubbish sitcom, although I’d smash the granny out of Wendy Craig, then and now.
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Leave the poor butterflies and ladybirds alone. The vermin earlier are the cunts to be rid of. Maybe we could teach our little friends to secretly attack the main problem by killing off the real culprits the government and the riffraff they allowed in.
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