The 30th of September!

Hold the front page and save the date for this exciting event!

The Scarborough News.

Enormous link, and not so much a cunting but a clowning.

Fuck me, how exciting, an event to celebrate a train station bench!
Really? That’s the best Scarborough can do?

All, if you’re unable to travel to Scarborough to take part in this matchless event ( those with dicky tickers should not attend), I will record a candle burning from start to collapse in a puddle of melted wax.

Available free, on request, no need to thank me.

Dear Heaven, let me off this roundabout.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest