is not a cunt?
It’s been a while, but I am here to inject a dose of positive energy to the IAC fellowship.
So, with the indulgence of the moderators, I would like to nominate someone who I consider to most certainly NOT be a cunt, the main man, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Following a difficult few months I have recently read the autobiography of this faded icon, and I have to admit to having being thoroughly inspired by the story of his life and the lessons it offers in the extraordinary capacity for achievement in our deeply flawed species.
This is a man who was born in to depressed post war Austria in a house with no electricity, no toilet, no running water. He is now worth $1.2 billion and has a legacy of limitless determination and endless achievement behind this.
As a child he looked around him and thought I don’t like this, so how can I change my life. When visiting the large town near where he grew up he would go to the cinema in the 50’s and see images that inspired him to crystallise one goal: America. He proceeded to devote his life to removing himself from the dire misery of post war Germania, his ambition to become a Hollywood movie star. He found the means through bodybuilding, to which he devoted himself day and night, but did the necessary graft along the way – working in factories, on building sites, serving in the army.
When he got to America he slept on couches, worked as a labourer, laid bricks. Whatever he needed to do to survive, whilst at the same time spending every spare moment in the gym, crafting himself to be better than anyone else in the bodybuilding world, and pursuing every avenue to get himself noticed. But all the time he remained cheerful and determined. He worked, worked, worked, and was constantly impelled by the idea that he was always achieving and moving forward. And the rewards came. His single-minded, unfaltering determination, led to him winning the bodybuilding titles, landing the film roles, having the capital to build up a property empire, having the commercial nouse to commercialise concepts borne out of his celebrity status such as Planet Hollywood, as well as giving him the opportunity to experience the reward of giving something back in the form of his pioneering programs to get America fit and encourage deprived kids to take control of their lives through inner-city youth development programs.
The rest as they say is history. Governor of California, ongoing movie career, one of America’s all-time “dream” legends.
I’ve never met the guy, never will. But when you read his life story you can easily conclude two things:
1. He was always aware he had one shot at life.
2. He was buggered if he was going to waste a single second of his time here feeling sorry for himself, blaming other people for shit, doing nothing because life’s unfair; he was just gonna do what was in his power to make it happen.
Take note young and old. This man is a dying breed and should be treasured while he’s still with us.
Nominated by Balsamic Dave.
Austrian cunt.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NbLa29Let7A
Oh dear me.
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California has the worlds biggest battery 😂
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Wow.
Your obviously a big fan Dave!
And theres nothing gay about that,
Shaving his body, oiling himself up,
Shitloads of steroids,
He looks dead butch. 😂
To be fair i know nowt about the kraut cunt.
And refuse to learn.
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“A house with no electricity, no toilet, no running water”
Much like any house north of Worcester, MNC?
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Yeah that was Sammy.
Dunno what hes on about Thomas.
He still doesn’t have eleccy, indoor khazi,
Or running water.
Think hed be used to it by now?
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We did have a one cold tap slopstone sink and gas lighting.
In the now caliphate of west Yorkshire..💩
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I was born in 1944 in a house without electricity, indoor shit house and bathroom. I’m a lot slimmer and won’t need to keep up being a musclebound pillock to stay alive like this twat.
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Bet hes better at opening a jar of pickles onions than you though Sammy?
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You’re right Mis, my hands are shot to fuck due to the rheumatoid arthritis, but can still do most things by finding out ways because of the disability.
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Think I’ll read the rest of it later on the shitter to see whether I can better him by or equal. I seem to notice he’s got all his hair like me, but the cunt should allow it to flow in the wind like a white charger.
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He’s a lefty, global warming, tree hugging cunt of the very highest order.
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Steven Seagull would batter him in a fight.
Steve is a master of 10 different martial arts,
Speaks loads of languages
And is a red indian, italian mongolian.
Hes my hero!!! ♥️
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no Steven seagull is a massive cunt and sucks off Putin, nit a big fan of him at all.
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You sure Benny?
Im on about the humble, well respected martial arts star,
Steven Seagull.
He taught Bruce Lee!!!
https://youtu.be/gUB-rcd9eMw?si=gMBkej90rFJdX130
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I always liked The Batman – until Mrs Twenty told me he wasn’t real. Of course he must exist as we know he is really billionaire playboy, Wes Streeting.
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Uzi 9mm
I’ll be back
Not linford Christie in the lunch box department
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steroids tend to do that, your bollocks give up
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He was a massive cunt during covids/vakzine. He man? Cringing milgue toast more like.
Lest we forget…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa3Dj8W2zHs
Good morning, everyone.
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I know nowt about musclehead Arnie, so I won’t comment on the individual.
However I’d take anything written in an autobiography with a large pinch of salt. With one or two rare exceptions, no one’s going to call themselves a cunt in their own autobiography, are they?
I’ve mentioned here before that I was at school with Gordon Sumner, aka Sting. Strangely he doesn’t mention in his book that his nickname was Lurch.
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I wonder why?
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odd fact about him, he bought the Tank that he did his national service in!
I don’t think I would like any of mine, but unlike his, all of mine had Tea making facilities.
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The twats never 5′ 11″. I’m taller at 5′ 9″.
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I’m taller than Danny de Vito.
So there.
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He can’t act for toffee and only uses his fists and further violence. The only credit I can give him is the way he must’ve dodged the bullets in that mad country.
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Arnold’s no fan of Orange Man neither.
Describing Trump’s press conference with Putin as “embarrassing” he addressed Donny directly saying: “you stood there like a little wet noodle, like a little fanboy” before adding: “you’ve literally sold out at this press conference, our intelligence community, our justice system, and worst of all, our country.”
Clearly a good egg then. 😂
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If his body building was ‘clean’ as he constantly states, then I’m Arnold Schwarzenegger
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I like him
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I like that film, gotta admit.
Where its a alien
And soldiers
And a race to get away!!!
Brilliant.
ET it was called.
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Oh and that one about a killer robot that looks human.
Loved that me!
It was smashing.
Westworld it was called.
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I used to like this prick when I was a teenager… and then I grew up. Only his 80s films were half decent (apart from T2) as he can’t act to save his life.
What really gets me is his lying about his steroid abuse. It is IMPOSSIBLE to get to his grotesquely swollen state without using some serious gear, yet he never admits it completely and for years he led young impressionable men to do potentially dangerous exercise routines under the belief that they’ll get ‘Arnie’s physique.’ If you want that you have to inject copious quantities of chemicals (originally intended for livestock and made in dubious and dirty Mexican laboratories) into your buttocks every day. Blacknegro has had several heart surgeries for what he claims are congenital defects but I strongly suspect was for damage done by roid abuse since roids enlarge the heart, which damages the heart and cardiovascular system in general.
He also said ‘screw your freedom’ during the convid bollocks to encourage us all to take that dangerous ‘vaccine’ despite being ostensibly a ‘conservative.’
Lastly, he’s a disgusting hypocritical womaniser, even going so far as to cheat on his scrawny hag ex-wife with some sort of Mexican goblin.
A cheating, lying, drug-abusing, womanising talentless CUNT of the highest order. Fuck him.
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Got big muscles though.
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He’s done some many steroids that his tinkle and bollocks must look like a baby button mushroom sitting on a pair of garden peas.
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Arnie was all the rage after the second Terminator film.
Cunts everywhere were impersonating him on the TV.
I remember that nauseating twat on the dreadful Steve Wright on Radio 1 show. There was even a ‘hit’ record’ based on this crap. ‘I’ll Be Back’ by Arnie and the Terminators. Shite of the highest order. Wright was a cunt, who had a lot to answer for.
Amazing now, how Arnie and Sly – two blokes with very limited acting ‘abilities’ were so massive. Just for shouting and blowing things up. Mind you, I still love the first two Rocky films.
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Always made me laugh. When out side the cinema, the title of the film (Commando or whatever) would be in smaller type. While the word Schwarzenegger was in huge fuck off letters at the top.
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