Attached is a tedious list of the ‘funniest’ jokes at the Edinburgh fringe. Take some time to read them. I think you’ll find it enlightening of what comedy has become.
Laugh? I thought I’d never start. And I didnt.
No doubt this collection of hilarious ‘comedians’ will be appearing on suitably dire tv programmes some time soon. (Taskmaster? 8 out of 10 cats? Songs of Praise?)
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
That assortment of modern jokes, are either just recycled old ones….ie the ‘forster’ one….in my day it was jamaica….no she went on her own accord….or zero effort into making something very clever and witty.
All really no better content than a secodary school knock knock joke
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“No, Larry Grayson was not a “doughnut puncher.” The term “doughnut puncher” is a derogatory and offensive slang term, and there is no evidence to suggest Larry Grayson ever engaged in such behavior”
… I SHOULD have said back ‘You answered my question in the first line ; I didn’t ask for an editorial”. Let it know I ‘m not in the mood for its sanctimonious shit.
Still ; that’s me told.
I shall endeavour to be attentively fastidious in my all and any future use of the phrase ‘doughnut puncher’.
‘Butt pirate’ shall remain unaffected.
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Because comedy doesn’t pay, never has. It’s all manufactured now. Don’t want to upset the establishment etc.
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I’ve been enjoying this fellow Nicholas de Santo
https://m.youtube.com/results?sp=mAEA&search_query=Nicholas+comedian
He’s Iranian Italian living in Britain and delivering some conservative humour
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HR manager kicks the bucket and presents at the Pearly Gates
Peter: new deal; you get to experience heaven and hell for a day each and choose one
Chooses to see hell first
Monday, Hell: Great place all his friends are there parties drinks girls, plenty of variety, social scene. Weather’s nice and scenery gorgeous. Should be tolerable for eternity
Tuesday, heaven: sitting in clouds playing harps. Bit ho hum
Back at the pearlys, whats it to be?
Heavens actually a bit boring so I’ll choose hell
Whoosh down to a boiling shattered landscape with hordes of the damned enduring eternal torment.
Finds Satan and says hey Monday was great, but now this? what’s the story?
Satan: Being from HR you should know, on Monday we were recruiting!
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