Attached is a tedious list of the ‘funniest’ jokes at the Edinburgh fringe. Take some time to read them. I think you’ll find it enlightening of what comedy has become.
Laugh? I thought I’d never start. And I didnt.
No doubt this collection of hilarious ‘comedians’ will be appearing on suitably dire tv programmes some time soon. (Taskmaster? 8 out of 10 cats? Songs of Praise?)
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Have to agree with your analysis CC, not funny, might raise a short chuckle if the listener is half pissed but when I’m half pissed I’d chuckle at a car crash.
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Lord E. Blackadder:
“I thank God I wore my corset because I think my sides have split.”
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Now that all the tiresome ‘jokes’ about Brexit, Trump, Boris etc have run their course there’s nothing left. It’s a comedy vacuum.
Utterly abysmal.
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Finally, something funny this fine morning:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c707kjpxry8o
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are you sure that wasn’t Bradford? So hard to tell between paki-land and England nowadays.
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Now THAT’S funny 🤣🤣🤣
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woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps
So the doctor examines her and does some tests and says “you’re going to have to looking forward to the idea of long sleepless nights full of crying and changing napies”
“Why? Am I Pregnant?”
“no” the doctor replies, you’ve got bowel cancer”.
The Edinburgh fringe is a humour vacuum.
Dont go there if you want a laugh.
Bunch of fuckin students.
Comedy was massive circa 1989-91.
Comedians selling out massive arenas.
Then came woke.
Comedy is dead.
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Pakistani wanders up to him and says ‘Good Morning please, be wanting to come into heaven thankyou’
‘Look mate’, says St. Peter ‘It doesn’t work that way, you’re a muslim, aren’t you’
‘Yes, being a good muslim thankyou’
‘No mate, look I’m sorry. You just can’t come in, you’re off down there’
‘am GOOD muslim. Wanting to be coming in please’
‘You can’t be a good muslim, how?’
‘But AM GOOD muslim. I am even giving things to charity all the time’
St. Peter sighs. ‘Like what?’
The Pakistani stands up proudly. ‘Only last week, am giving twenty pounds to the children in need’
St. Peter considers him for a second, and finally resigns himself to the fact that this chap deserves a bit of his time. ‘Right, fine, okay” he sighs, “You win. I’ll go and have a word with God, wait here’
So off he trots wearily through the Pearly Gates, and returns a couple of hours later. He walks back up to the Pakistani, and says ‘Right, I’ve had a chat with God about you, and it’s all sorted.’
‘Here’s your twenty quid back, now Fuck Off’.
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Little Tommy woke up Christmas morning full of happiness … he loved Christmas. He went downstairs as fast as he could… and started unwrapping his presents … he got …
A Playstation 5, an Xbox X Series , A Nintendo Switch 2 and loads of games for them.
A remote control car, a remote control boat, a remote control plane, a remote controlled helicopter.
A dartboard and new darts, a professional snooker cue, a catchers mitt and baseball bat, and a leather football signed by his favourite team.
A new iphone, a laptop and the latest VR headset.
A top of the range Raleigh mountain bike, a skateboard, loads of designer clothes and hundreds of pounds in cash from all his aunts uncles etc.
He dressed in some of his designer clothes and went out on his new bike. A bit down the road he met little Johnny kicking a plastic football in the air.
‘Hi Johnny Happy Christmas’, he said. ‘What did you get?’
‘Hi, Tommy. I got this lovely football and a selection box. What did YOU get?’, said little Johnny.
‘Well… I got A Playstation 5, an Xbox X Series , A Nintendo Switch 2 and loads of games for them … a remote control car, a remote control boat, a remote control plane, a remote controlled helicopter, a dartboard and darts, a catchers mitt and baseball bat, a professional snooker cue, and a leather football signed by my favourite team…. a new iphone, a laptop and the latest VR headset, a top of the range Raleigh mountain bike, a skateboard, loads of designer clothes and nearly a thousand pounds in cash from all my relatives’.
Little Johnny picked up his plastic football and held it under his arm and said …
‘God … you’re lucky Tommy …. I wish *I* had leukemia ….
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Those in the link are as funny as the current “Government”.
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add alcohol for humour, sort of got it, but like they say, you needed to be there!
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The comedy giants of yesteryear would be turning in their graves. To name but a few: of the Kings of Comedy that had us all rolling in the aisles, literally: Tommy Trinder, Arthur Askey, Jack Douglas, Charles Hawtry, Bernie Winters, Freddie ‘Parrot Face’ Davies…
Good morning, everyone.
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This is more like it..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IzzTqoDyV60&pp=ygUTYmVybmFyZCBtYW5uaW5nIGVnZw%3D%3D
Good morning.
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I’d have liked to have seen these ‘comedians’ on the front row in front of Bernard at his club….now that would have been 😂…’bloke walks into the fringe and thought he’d gone to hell’. ….ho ho
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fucking Roy Castle was a cunt, for the following reasons.
1, when he was at the swan centre leatherhead, he chucked peanut brittles into the audience and I didn’t get one.
2, After his death his family were instrumental in the smoking ban, which has fucked my life up even more.
he has damaged me more than Jimmy Savile could have done,( who I never had the misfortune to meet).
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The current bunch of twats don’t want to be seen as funny, as we use the term, they want to be seen as being clever. Clever can be funny, but funny can’t be clever, and yes there is a difference. As for that twat Tim Keyes, “Oh I’m a poet” . No your not, now fuck off.
Mornin’ all
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Billy Connolly used to tell a joke about someone burying a cadaver face down with the bum exposed so he could park his bike.
One of today’s so-called comedians should update it to Quare Rodney’s Cabinet needing somewhere to relieve their pent-up desires.
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Not a joke or anything, but – genuinely – yesterday the Google A.I. genuinely appeared to almost chastise me. I can feel a fucking tone in the reply I got from it to a simple enquiry; … to the point I took a copy.
Word for word, here’s what it said, all punctuation came from it. :
No, Larry Grayson was not a “doughnut puncher.” The term “doughnut puncher” is a derogatory and offensive slang term, and there is no evidence to suggest Larry Grayson ever engaged in such behavior.
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The humourless cunt!
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Before he was a left wing twat, Frankie Boyle used to be funny.
On a live show, he said “I see Katie Price and Peter Andre are fighting over the custody of Harvey. Although, at some point, one of them will lose and have to keep him!”
Brutal!
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