The National Internet Intelligence Investigations Team

are cunts.

‘The what?’ I hear you say. ‘Never heard of it’. Well don’t worry, you soon will.

This new unit of so-called ‘elite’ Hobnob munchers will operate from the National Police Coordination Centre in London. It will be tasked with ‘flagging early signs of potential civil unrest and maximising social media intelligence’, which is Home Office Newspeak for policing soshull meeja looking for signs of anti-migrant sentiment from a pissed off public growing increasingly angry.

This of course comes at a time when the wave of protests against asylum hotels continues to spread across the country. Naturally the government wants to couch all this in terms of ‘coordinating information in order to act quickly to protect the public’. Yeah right. Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp nailed it for me, when he said ‘Labour can’t police the streets, so it wants to police what you think, and start trying to mute it’.

This is bang on; another instance of Labour’s creeping, authoritarian surveillance state, aimed at intimidating the public into acquiescence and silence following the precident set by the Lucy Connolly case. Would anyone care to place a bet as to how soon it will be before people’s homes start to be raided, and prosecutions for ‘hate crime’ start, once this unit gets up and running?

So be concerned. No in fact be afraid, be very afraid. Sir TwoTier Stasi and his revolting cronies have done the thin end of the square root of fuck all to sort out the migrant crisis, but they’re set on doing anything they can to close down debate and dissent on the subject.

Six foot two, eyes of blue, PC Clod is after you.

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101 thoughts on “The National Internet Intelligence Investigations Team

  1. Opening statement on the BBC news tonight; “Strictly made history!” For a fleeting moment I thought they had put it out of its misery but no such luck. Went on to inform us that a Down syndrome victim has been found to perform on the programme. I’ve no track of the programme but if I can find out when she is due to be on there I may amuse myself by watching the episode and trying to work out which one is the sp*cker.

    • Evening arfur, I trust you’re well?
      If they put a drooling trisomy into Strictly, I might actually watch.
      It’d be brilliant to watch the dancers glide around on a shallow lake of mọngdrool.
      Even better if they get my beloved Rosie Jones to “dance” boot!

  2. I had a one to one with my MP yesterday, explained I was not “Far Right” just a concerned citizen, that with both Con. and Lab. being hopeless people rightly or wrongly were going “Farage”. Country going bankrupt, over run with immos who were economic ILLEGAL entrants to our country, and that the actions of Plod were losing the respect and confidence of the ordinary public.
    Apparently Plod are doing a good job, it is all Far Right yobs, immos are all refugees from war torn regions, and the country is awash with money.
    Apparently I am imagining it all. So that’s reassuring then.
    M.uP.pet is a Lib. Dem. so what can you say?
    p.s. What a good job in the last “dust up” all our youth never fled the country but either joined up or signed in for Dad’s Army.

    • Internet shenanigans … Toronto Film Festival 2025 is nixing a documentary about the October 7th 2023 whatyamaycallit in sandier climes.

      The reason they won’t show it?

      Some portion of the massacre footage was pulled for inclusion from the internet. But nobody thought to ask hamas’s permission to use their scumbag-filth’s footage and so … no go.

      That’s my synopsis… here’s the blurb I read ;

      The Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) announced this week that it had canceled its invitation to screen a documentary about the October 7, 2023, Hamas attacks, due to ostensible copyright concerns stemming from the fact that the filmmakers did not receive permission from the Hamas terrorists whose clips are featured in the film.

      **

      That’s quarantine ‘warning’ tape around ol’ mother earth there in my avatar. Its necessity to be made real and put around the planet for real gets less surreal by the day.

  3. Reprising our good friends the Stasi I was in East Germany during those fun years of the ’70s/’80s. Close to the main station, Friedrichstraße, there was one of the few public phone boxes in East Berlin. Tried to make a few calls from it but while it took your money and allowed one to dial with a rather convincing dialing tone the connection was soon lost in an echo of hollow hums and clicks (a bit Ipcress File). No one ever got through.
    We all found out why when The Wall came down. Turns out the jaspers of the Stasi were recording every call manually onto cassette tapes. Tens of thousands of them were found stored in cardboard boxes in a security warehouse. Never played back or listened to because they never had enough spooks to do so. They just went on recording and boxing them up. Incompetence is the greatest guardian of the bastion of freedom.

    • A.I.’manpower’ will fill that gap from this point onwards though. Record all digitally, comb through, flag anything it’s told to look-out for, report. Similarly the never worked efficiently ’til now facial recognition enforcement currently rolling out across PM ninny’s Britain.

      Soon as (if?) they get through this piss-poor semi incompetent phase that’s currently on show by the supposedly cutting-edge tech.

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