Security guards on supermarket doors are cunts, aren’t they.
Twenty years ago, there were no guards outside shops or lurking at the entrance, eyeballing you as you entered like you’re a dirty shoplifter. It began about a decade ago.
Do they prevent much crime?
If Jamal and his mates want to go nicking, will this podgy bloke in a white shirt make any difference? When chavs make a five-finger discount from the booze section, is this bored chubster going to make chase?
Mostly, these portly Afreekans don’t look like they could even walk 100 yards, let alone run it. They saunter round the shop like overfed ducks, usually browsing on their mobile. Once, I saw one tucked away in a corner watching the football on his phone. It reminds of that quote in Snatch: “I thought you said he was the getaway driver. What the fuck can he getaway from?” (Certainly not a buffet – NA)
I suppose the supermarkets just add the cost of these do-nothings to their items making groceries even more expensive.
Fucking useless.
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They are always foreigner’s who will let their swarthy mates do as they please, while following a little old lady the length of the store.
Still they are slightly more use than fucking plod.
The private security for foreign rapists.
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There’d be no need for security guards in shops if the Fatsos did their job instead of spying on social media posts.
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Supermarkets are cunt factories.
Selling the cheapest and nastiest stuff at the highest possible prices.
I blame the greedy, local councils.
They have fucked the high streets.
They paint yellow lines along stretches of roads where it is perfectly safe to park.
They charge people money to park in their car parks.
It’s because of them that supermarket chains are able to open huge stores on the outskirts of towns.
I have never seen a security guard in a supermarket.
I doubt whether they can do much.
They can’t physically stop any suspected thieves and I don’t think that they can detain anyone.
It would be pointless anyway as the fatties are not interested in things like theft.
I have boycotted one supermarket chain here.
During the COVID farce they would have a cunt outside in full hazmat gear.
Covered from head to foot.
He would take the temperature of the unfortunate shoppers using one of those laser type guns pointed at their foreheads.
Shoppers were then allowed in, but only one at a time.
In a fucking huge supermarket!
The queues were horrendous.
Anyone who he suspected of being at the store more than once in a week he would turn away.
Not good when you were only allowed to shop at your closest supermarket.
Find a farmers market and good butcher.
At the very least use local shops where you can.
Obviously not Pákí shops.
Avoid all supermarkets.
And another thing.
I have noticed that every supermarket chain that advertises on UK TV uses a disproportionate number of níg nógs.
Fuck them.
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Spot on Artie.
Agree totally.
Why are the guards always little 6stone pakistanleys?
What the fuck are they gonna do?
Ive eaten steaks bigger than those cunts.
And if not some asian midget its some africunt with a funny shaped head.
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Generally they are useless fuckers but with shoplifting at epidemic proportions and the police doing fuck all about it because they too busy solving hate crimes they are better than nothing. If they were allowed to beat the shit out of shoplifters then it might help solve the problem.
Good Morning.
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Shall have to make enquiries the next time I go shopping, if there is a security guard at my local shop. Its got me puzzled. There’s always empty shelves and hardly many customers. Whilst waiting for a taxi after my next big shop might give me a clue. Otherwise I can’t help you at the moment. The picture of a big fat black sumo wrestler administration have chosen doesn’t help, due to never seeing anything like it in my life before.
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Some places go with the likes of the disgrace in the pic, Sammy, .. others go the plain clothes ‘undercover’ route.
Any lot that would employ a useless unhealthy cunt like the one in the pic are cunts too. The amount of time the likes of that will miss through obesity related (thus self inflicted) ill health & sickness .. and initiate the need cover at overtime rates .. – the extra expenses of which are all factored-in to and added to customers outlay – will be off the scale, even beyond the modern day drop-of-a-hat ‘I don’t feel like going to my job today’ post covid workforce of mainly workshy cunts… at least to my observation of supermarket staff, for example, talking their shit about nothing among themselves in groups while one poor cunt is doing all the work.
The usual.
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It would be interesting, Cuntemall, in putting a bet on the life expectancy on the so-called security, with a pretend attempt at theft.
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From the 20 stone-minimum severely unhealthy woman that can hardly fucking walk from her checkout to the break room in the nearest Tesco, I take it ‘disgustingly overweight’ made the ol’ DEI list at some point.
It must have, because hiring the likes makes zero real business sense.
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Just realised, security is eating the thieves. He was once the famous barefoot runner, Abebe Bikila of Ethiopia. Sadly death will come knocking at his next luncheon.
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I used to like those cardboard cut out police people that they used to have patrolling the pound shops. Fantastic idea. Particularly for stopping all those cardboard criminals. Round our way you need to be more worried about shirt lifters than shop lifters. Anyway, that security chap in the picture looks fitter than any police person. I bet he could even tell you the time if you needed to know.
Good morning, everyone.
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“Anyway, that security chap in the picture looks fitter than any police person.”
That was very PC of you
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Who ate all the pies?Them.Fat gits.🥮🥮🥮
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I love the header picture. Taken in 2028, it shows the job David Lammy takes when he leaves Parliament.
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I spent 4 hours in Guildford nick for apprehending a drunk driver (short story, almost crashed into us, hit another car, stopped, I got upset and dragged him out.).
Anyway you get yourself in a maze of “lawful wounding” and “unlawful wounding” which is absolute cock in my opinion, if I had not detained him he probably would have driven off and killed someone.
So I do sort of understand security guards doing fuck all, when the police and the do gooders are more concerned about the perpetrators mental and physical health the stage is loaded against you.
so why bother? because you Mr upstanding member of the public are an abnormality to be observed with suspicion and be punished.
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In all fairness to your average loss prevention officer, it isn’t worth getting perforated like a PG tips tea bag for the sake of a nicked bottle of white lightning and an oven ready chicken.
Certainly not for minimum wage anyway.
Perhaps if they were to get a 10% bonus for every item recovered, they might get a bit more involved
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We had a teddyboy bouncer at the chinky chippy when i was a youth.
Hard cunt too,
No debate you fucked with him hed chin you.
Looked like Paul mcShane.
He should come out of retirement
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A year or two back I saw a male & female in a Tesco … they went to the booze section where he picked 3 bottles of artisan/imported shit – the expensive stuff anyways – and basically cradled the three in his arm, camouflaged against the cunts dark coloured jumper, with labels facing inwards.
Then they dawdled for a bit, then SHE scanned & paid for a packet of chewing gum while HE walked through. with the three bottles in plain sight, so to speak.
There were at least ten staff standing around yapping, including the so-called security cunt.
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Theres a gift shop in a picturesque village called Grasmere in the Lake District.
NOBODY would get away with shoplifting there.
The paranoid as fuck shopkeeper followed me around and peeped over displays in case i stole a valuable fridge magnet or teatowel or gingerbread man.
The cheeky cunt.
Nowt in the fuckin shop over a tenner and he acted like it was bullion on the shelves.
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I was in that same shop, Mis.
The guy asked ME to mind the till as he had to run to the loo for a few minutes.
You must have a look about you.
😄
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Cunt made me self conscious. 😕
Like im a international keyring thief or something.
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Mr Shifty..
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Jack and Ethel passed through recently where he pilfered a tasteful gnome ornament relieving himself for the Rookery front garden.
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The appearance of these clowns strangely coincides with the vast importation of foreign rubbish.
How odd.
It must be the fault of Tommy Robinson.
Cunts.
Good morning.
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Real name Stephen Yaxley Lennon!
Morning UT
Morning all
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Whatever happened to the old school store detectives? They didn’t fuck about.
Slip a packet of Toffo’s in your pocket and next thing you knew, it was arm up the back and marched to the managers office.
Can’t do that nowadays though.
So now we have a ‘deterrent’ in the shape of park keys who are corrupt anyway.
They probably get their cousins to steal to order, meet them at the mosque in the evening and divvy out the proceeds.
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