Chris Bryant (6)


Clearly the old reverend feels he has not been getting enough attention lately, with younger pansies like Streeting and Kyle grabbing all the headlines, so the grubby vicar, he of the taty blue underpants and “gay” dating sites, tell us a sad tale of how, as an “innocent”(?) 16 year old he was propositioned by a theatre director (surely not!), and it was such an unwelcome shock, he went on seeing him time and time again, and even conducted the desperate old buggers funeral. He also advises that he has been taken advantage of by at least 5 other MPs since his sordid career started in politics.

All I can say is that I didn’t know there were five blind MPs in Parliament. But seriously, poofters in Parliament, all looking for a safe seat, no dount.

Bryant really does have a vivid imagination – do you think he might have been a solicitor as well?.

Chris really must have something special – they don’t call him Big Dick for nothing – no, he has to bribe them.

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Nominated by W.C. Boggs.

14 thoughts on “Chris Bryant (6)

  1. More like the old pôofs that ‘abused’ him tried to get out of paying him when he was a young rent boy.
    Much like ϟϟtarmer and the (soon to be Epsteined) Ukranian fellows.
    Good morning to one and all.

  2. He is openly homosexual and a believer in a sky fairy. Plainly he is mentally ill and nothing he says should be taken seriously.

  3. Popular fellow isn’t he?

    Unfortunately for him,nobody anywhere gives a fuck about his pathetic sordid sexuál encounters.

    The cunt is by no means unique in that cesspit of disease and villainy,London.

    Dear me,what a disgrace this amoral pig is.

    Oven.

    Good morning.

  4. Morning Honky tonks.

    Chris is irresistible.
    Why everyone wants to bum him.

    £2.10 a tit
    An a fiver for his arse.
    Either that or he’s a fantasist.

    Luckily i seem to be immune to his charms.

  5. If hell exists and all politicians are propelled immediately and entirely justifiably into it the moment they expire, hopefully Bryant’s punishment will be having to enthusiastically suck out Diane Abbott’s diseased demonic tuppence for eternity.

  6. The Reverend Bryant has been defrocked.
    Nightly for 50 years non stop.

    What with Parliament in recess and hundreds of Labour MPs with time on their hands it’s no wonder Grindr keeps crashing.

  7. Captain skidmark ready for duty.

    What’s he looking for sympathy?
    Your labour, and part of the worst government in history.

    • Chris said at 16 the bloke who ‘abused’ him took him for dinner every week,
      Then one day was naked accept for a silk robe(so not naked?))
      He asked for sex.
      Chris felt obliged.
      Could of just said “no thanks”.

      He was that traumatised he went back every week.
      Then when his abuser croaked,
      He conducted the funeral service?!

      Now im not a cynical man but this is starting to sound like bollocks.

      Sold his balloon knot for a spaghetti dinner!!

      Oh ducky darling

  8. Homosexual depravity is destroying civilisation.

    Why has this disgusting behaviour been allowed to be acceptable.

    Wtf is gay or something to have pride in when you shove your cock up another blokes arsehole..!

    Clearly a mental illness..

    Leviticus 18/22.

  9. I think all vicars are bumboys.

    Any that arent are either lazy and like a job indoors with no heavy lifting,
    Or prefer children.

    Just my opinion.

  10. Good Morning

    I posted yesterday asking why corrupt Islamists seem to be over represented in Parliament, it appears that homosexuals are as well and particularly those of the camp, pansy, variety. It all started with Norman St.John-Stevarse. Sometimes I think we should repeal the 1967 Sexual Offences Act and then maybe we could get back to normal.

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