2 State Starmer (38)..almost inevitably

is a cunt.

Our Heroic Leader has given Israel an ultimatum…do as he says or he’ll jolly well report them to the U.N,pat his chums in Hamás on the back for a job well done and “recognise” the State of Palestine.

I’m certain the IDF will now immediately pack up and go home,leaving those nice peaceful Palestinians to continue the wonderful work they’ve done to improve their “homeland”.

History says otherwise but,as we know,a towering international statesman like P.M Starmer can turn any situation around with his iron resolve and courage to tackle any problem head on,with clarity and vision.

What a man.

What a leader.

What a cunt.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Below is a Nomination by Harold which seems to fit well here. C.A.

Recognising a Palestinian State

Our much loved – sorry – loathed PM is now ‘threatening’ Israel that if they don’t meet certain ‘conditions’, them he will recognise a Palestinan State by September.

For a start, no surprise he is prioritising the probems of others (i.e: foreigers) over his own country and people.

Then there’s this ‘Palestinian State’. Why doesn’t Starmer and all those other leftie Hamas bumming cunts also officially recognise Brigadoon? How about Wheelie World? Or Narnia? Then there’s the land Jamie’s magic torch took him to every night? No? What, they don’t exist? Neither does an official Palestinian bloody State. Haven’t these pricks learned from Iraq and Afghanistan that these shitholes and their inhabitants are sod all to do with us, and it only ends badly for us. Usually by military graves or acts of terrorism. They refer to us as infidels and ‘Briteesh Pigs’ anyway. So why recoginse them at all?

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44 thoughts on “2 State Starmer (38)..almost inevitably

    • PS: Keir Starmer is a coward and traitor.

      If he likes “Palestine” so much perhaps he could pop over and “draw a line in the sand”,the IDF will be glad to accommodate him.

      The disgusting cunt.

    • Hopefully Vlad is aiming for our major cities. Given they no longer resemble England anymore, it will improve the country somewhat.

  1. In the approaching English civil war (probably 2029), one wonders who will murder ϟϟtarmer first:
    • Filthy muzzıes who reside in this fucked country
    • A gang of English patriots
    • A gang of semi naked Ukranian rent boys
    Any group is accetable to commit the act, as long as he suffers.

    • 2029? … but it’s midday, now ; that only gives us 8 and a half hours to get ready

      Right. 6 hours on the phone/internet, grab the pitchfork .. and hour to … wherever(?) it’s kicking off ‘locally’.

      oh, .. that’s plenty of time it turns out. Maybe even squeeze in an extra hour online… or I might just skip it actually. What difference one extra person, *really*? …. The rest will do a fine job I’m sure.

      Love, 90% of the population ….

      • Afternoon Cuntemall…when the shit really hits the fan and we’re all called up to do our parts, I’ll struggle to avoid committing loads of crime under the radar…don’t think I could help myself!
        I’d also volunteer to drive tanks through mosques during evening prayers.
        Fuck, I’d pay good money for that privilege!

      • I’ll be watching from above cheering you on in my dirigible ‘borrowed’ from the women’s auxiliary balloon corps…

        Could even film it ; imagine the clicks?

        We’ll be rich I tells ya, … rich! .. Okay, you’ll merely be rich-er but still… it’ll be a novelty for me.

        Rich !

        See you at half-eight.

      • Presumably the dirigible has the monicker ‘Marsh Warbler’ painted jauntily on the side?

      • Sorry Thomas, … I drank the Kool Aid … it’s strictly 30ft ‘Temu’ advertising all over the thing.

        When you’re flying a 100ft balloon above the battle for the future of civilization… it’s important to know which way the wind is blowing, ultimately.

        Aaaahh, wordplay … 😄

  2. That fat quare Rodney needs to shut the fuck up, 80 percent of this country despises him, the other 20 think he is a out of depth cunt.

    Even that twat micron pushes the spineless prick around, and he gets regularly beaten up by a 90 year old man.

    Trump and putin will be deciding the world’s fate.
    Not weak European leaders who are letting their countries get swamped by low IQ savages.

    The only words I want to hear from Rodney is can someone kick the chair away.

    • Fuck Putin and his useful idiot mate Trump.
      The future belongs to CHYNA!
      They’re laughing their little yellow socks off!
      Not long now before they become the only world superpower.
      Already own most of the planet economically.
      The U.S. is a basket case, fast becoming an irrelevance,
      Within ten years it will have eaten itself.
      Putin has already ground the Russian economy into the dirt.
      He’d be nowt without Trump licking his grubby kleptocratic arse.
      And make no mistake, Islam will be vanquished.
      Ultimately, the only place the boatloads of immos shipped here by the Russian and Belarusian gangs are destined for is Chinky slave labour camps.
      Mudslimes don’t have sufficient grey matter to be anything other than an irritant.
      Civilisations come and go.
      We’ve had a good run.
      400 years or more.
      Greatest civilisation the world has ever known.
      Throughout my life there’s never been a better time to be white and male.
      Absolute privilege to have been born an Englishman.
      But now we’ve reached the fag-end of that greatness.
      Sad, but there it is.

      • Great points there, MB, … may I just give the recognition so hugely deserved for the state of affairs as it so stands, .. to the mobile phone and/or internet … without which the savage, the unruly, the useless and the dumb percentage … would still exist (like they always have) … but in no way be the *amalgamated* mass of civilisation-threatening awfulness that it now is.

        Internet in your pocket COULD have transformed humanity into something incredible / positive… cunted it into the gutter instead…

        Planet chy-na. Fuck me. Hope all other nuclear powers choose to go scorched-earth rather than hand it over to those backwards, awful cunts.

  3. Recognise the state of palestine?
    From a man who cant distinguish between a Ukrainian rentboys arse from his missus axewound?
    Ok.
    Tell you what you should be recognising Kier boy,
    The mess you’re getting this country into.
    Now wash your hair
    Blow your nose
    And fuck right off.

  4. Great news for Kweirs for Palestine –
    A screening of Barbie has been cancelled in a suburb of Algiers, aka Paris, because the local sandfilth say it promotes homosexuality.

    Off you go to France Ducky, lovely views to be had from the top of a high-rise building.

    • I have seen the film, it’s pretty shit but would probably appeal to 10 year old girls, surprised the peacefuls aren’t onboard as that is also their ‘target’ age.

  5. I am very sure at these summits/ meetings they talk about mad ideas they have and if they can pull it off with the general public.

    so far Kier has made some pretty shitty choices

  6. Does that old quare really think anybody gives a fuck what he thinks, and as for his demands, he should stick them where Peter Kyle normally sticks his cock. He is a stupid little man, so desperate to look important. The Mr. Pooter of politics

  7. All this bed wetting over Palestine by our politicians makes me wonder why they stood for election in this country.
    They should have saved their political talents for some Middle East shit hole and tried to influence things from there.
    Instead, we have to witness those cunts in parliament spend more time worrying about the carpet riders than they do domestic policy.
    I’m fucking sick to death of hearing about it.
    I suspect the majority are too.

  8. No doubt the egregious arse bandit will send over an army of transies, homosexualists, blicks, Parkin Stanleys, lezzas,assorted Islington milque toasts and Lib Dems to sort the IDF out if that nice Mr Netanyahu doesn’t comply with the strongly worded ultimatum. Fuck off you four eyed cunt.

  9. The yanks have it right, there is nothing to recognise.

    As for two state shit, it’s bollocks.

    The West Bank has a Palestinian authority under Israeli occupation, Gaza is prime real estate currently occupied by squatters, it’s not going to happening any time soon.

    All this fucking posturing by Starmer is just cover so he doesn’t have to sort out the UK.

    Shop lifting epidemic, channel invasion, economy down the toilet, nah fuck that let’s recognise something that doesn’t exist

    • What does the ninny mean ‘recognise’ it, anyways?

      Ali G, much?

      It’s there, it’s a shithole full of cunts. There. Recognised.

      Just move them all to England, ninny, … Lets be honest ; the line is crossed already apropos to being “too wet to come in from the rain” ….

  10. He’s a tool …end of.
    Of course he recognises a Palestinian state why wouldn’t he he’s a typical self loathing woke arsehole who’d put anything else before his (supposed) country…. super glue this 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 on his robotic dial.👍

  11. Conveniently mentioned this after Trumps visit.

    After Big D tore him apart over free speech, “he’s a friend of mine” Suckdick Khan, immigrants and net zero madness, this would have been a humiliation too much.

    If he thinks this will stop Labour voters going to Magic Grandpas new fruit and nut party or appease the cousin fuckers, he is deluded.

    • When did kier turn into Ronnie Kray?

      Fat speccy puffs aside,
      The only thing to recognise about Palestine is its on Jewish land.
      Sooner Israel clear it for settlements the better.

  12. I didn’t write that second piece.
    Not my style daddy-oh

    I stay out of the whole Palestine/Gaza/Israel thing because they’re both as bad as each other.

    There’s a reason why none of the neighbouring countries want anything to do with them. That’s because they see them as the neighbours from hell.

    Same with the Eastern Europeans and the Roma/Slovakians

    • Starmer will of course paint himself into a corner metaphorically with trying to appease everyone.

      The old saying still rings true
      “You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.

      He’s not really that different from Boris in some ways. Telling people what he thinks they want to hear. Then doing something else.

      He just has his hair styled after Reg Varney whereas Boris styled his after Wurzel Gummidge

      • There’s a reason Boris called him the Weathervane.

        He waits to see which way the wind blows and that’s the way he turns.
        Not that Boris can talk. Or Farage for that matter.

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