(Better late than never. Fill yer boots – NA)
It’s taken us 500 years to offer Johnny Frog the return leg of the Field of the Cloth of Gold, but better late than never I suppose. Ace negotiator and self-proclaimed hard bastard Quare Rodney is so desperate for a few crumbs of comfort to fall from Napoleon’s table than the entire British establishment is wheeled out to lick French derriere.
Receiving the Prime Minnow’s unconditional surrender of his own arse and our fish and borders, Monsieur le President gives what in return? A risible weekly swap of 50 immos each way. Is that it?
This whole expensive farrago, from Rodney’s craven capitulation to Jug Ears’ comical speech in French, has been an utter national embarrassment. Napoleon must be laughing his coq off at how easily the British roll over for a tummy rub. And looking at all the handy hiding space in the garment Granny Macron wore for the banquet, I hope Jug Ears counted the cutlery before and after.
But here’s the thing. Despite perfect boating weather, Calais Yacht Club arrivals at Dover have been zero from 3 days before the visit. Why would that be? Could it be that for once the French police were ordered to do their jobs (for which we’ve shovelled 3/4 billion smackers their way) and they’ve stopped Captain Pugwash and his merry band leaving the French coast for a few days? We don’t want any embarrassing news stories spoiling the party, do we?
No wonder Napoleon looks so smug. We give him all this pomp and circumstance when he’d have been perfectly happy just playing Brokeback Mountain again with Rodney.
Addendum
Last day of the pantomime today, the dam has burst and the Third World is swarming across the Channel once more. Anyone doubt that the ‘deal’ will be scuppered by the EU in due course?
Napoleon is taking the oui oui.
And as for Quare – a spineless, craven, genuflecting, pusillanimous, embarrassing, sycophantic, grovelling, knee-bending fellator.
Nominated by : Geordie Twatt
Seconded by Cunt of the Isles
Seconded, With this news headline.
Starmer says ‘one in, one out’ migrant deal with France to begin within weeks – BBC News.
Upon first reading of headline, I assumed it to be one into France equals same one into UK from France but alas no, I was not far off.
It claims the illegal boat enthusiasts will be returned to France where we will happily swap them for a non boat enthusiast.
Net result, Starmer has signed us up to accept who knows how many undocumented people while France gets rid of some.
Never dated a older. Woman.
Always been around same age as myself
Would of like, dont mean someone like Bridget Microbe,
Like something off Time Team
But a milf.
Dont know why the elderly dont fancy me?
Probably. Cataracts or something?
Hope we have a bitter winter this year.
Thatll teach them.
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He’s a wrong un is Micron.
About as popular as a fart in a space suit.
Yet he somehow clings to power in a way that would make Putin blush.
Sniffs coke in train carriages with homosexual political leaders.
Is obviously an O A P-aêdophile.
Loves watching his country turn into a 3rd world sewer.
Couldn’t lie straight in bed.
Goes to show that kids who are groomed in childhood often grow up to be damaged goods.
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Plus he’s letting a load of Gaza filth in 🤷♂️
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I wonder what John Torode did to get sacked?
Maybe used some carrot sticks for buck teeth and walked around the MasterChef kitchen with a gong?
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It’s a blatant witch hunt against white middle aged blokes is all.
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Apparently he said a racist word.
I could teach he humdreds of racist slurs he doesn’t have to stick to just one.
The trick is to be casual with racism.
He probably said that co presenter and bits of a lad Greg Wallace looked like a wanking jap with those round glasses and bald head.
Hirohito or something.
Harmless.
Gregg wasnt there.
Probably in the toilets emptying the rubber johnny machine.
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Check out this video from this search, frexit https://g.co/kgs/zQYrcdi
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https://youtu.be/0L6Qj5RMXnU?si=XLUIowYVMeuXutjn
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The fuck is Frexit?
Looks like a carefully compiled load of clips that aren’t related to me.
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Fuckin French 👎
If floating in the sea after a ship capsized i wouldnt want to get in a lifeboat with them.
Ill swim thanks.
They all have a oily quality about them,
The only one i like is Cheif inspector Charles Dreyfus.
https://youtu.be/oUFklhUAs6o?si=n2mBIFXDemTeYTMe
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Probably smuggled a few more in when he came.
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A French newspaper said it was once a man, judge said no case to answer.
He was an ugly cunt before marrying Monsewer Macron.
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http://youtube.com/post/UgkxAkXNxODGCfZeP_wXGFet9hki64bNM5jE?si=1iqjtcqeNnenMo5g
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Hopefully an immigrant will break into Chequers on a weekend and murder the cunt, we can but live in hope!
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