A cunting please for the House of Unelected Cunts new front door.
What was wrong with the old front door? I have no idea. Possibly it was too reminiscent of a time when this country was not a basket case.
Anyway, this new fucking front door was originally estimated to cost 6.1 million pounds…
“What the fuck” I hear you cry, “are you mad?” Most likely, but that’s not important right now.
What is important is that someone in a position of responsibility actually looked at that 6.1 million pound figure and signed off on it!
But that’s not all – not by a long chalk. The final cost came in at £9.6 million!
Remember, we’re not talking about a Surrey mansion here, or a town house in Mayfair or Knightsbridge. No, we’re talking about a fucking door.
And to add insult to injury, the thing is dysfunctional! Security officers have to be permanently stationed at the new door to press a button to let cunts in, adding a further £2500 a week to the costs. 🙄
Lord McFall of Alcluith (no, me neither) who chairs the House of Unelected Cunts Commission that oversees the running of the project, issued this word-salad by way of an explanation:
“The commission identified that it was unclear how many issues were due to manufacturing and installation failures and how many were due to issues with the initial identification of requirements and subsequent need for alterations. Additional information will be needed to understand the failures, including information on costs – both how the initial project figure of £6.1m was arrived at and the increase to the current total of £9.6m, and any unanticipated additional costs such as increased staffing to manage and operate the entrance. It will be important to assess the quality of the decision-making in establishing the project and the ways in which the evidence provided for the specifications of the new entrance were tested to ensure they took account of user requirements. The problems that have arisen around delivery of the new entrance pose larger questions about effective programme delivery, including capability within parliamentary departments.”
Smooth talking mealy mouthed fucker.
Nominated by : Shit-cake Baker
Should have gone to B&Q
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All these cunts have been Behind the Door, ever since I can remember.
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Besides being Wet Behind the Ears.
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B&Q front doors start at £397.
Free delivery
How much would it cost to wire up the HoL (and HoC) benches to the mains?
Could save us a lot of money in the long run.
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And B&Q are expensive Geordie. You wouldn’t have to work hard to beat their prices. Related, I bought a new door latch, a 25mm bit to install same and a new pair of door handles from Toolstation yesterday. I got change from a tenner.
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The perfect symbol for Broken Britain.
Morning all.
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Let me clarify for his Lordship..
The cost was made up,it was poorly designed,poorly installed and now doesn’t work.
Just like everything else his Lordship and the all the other braying form filling windbag cunts touch then.
Mind you,if the door falls off its hinges and crushes a few of the cunts then it’s not all a complete routine Modern British disaster.
Dear me.
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Never mind the plebs will pay via the miriad taxes we pay. Fuck off.
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A little bit less joking online, applicable U.K. cunters, and a little more P.A.Y.E.-ing, if you would.
That 10 million quid door ain’t gonna just pay for itself, now, is it? ….
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For 10 million it should of been a revolving door straight into a industrial oven for quick disposal of grasping,senile cockroaches..
Whoever signed off on that should be strung up like a pinata for taxpayers to beat to death with cricket bat’s..
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The thought had occurred..
Bravo sir.
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10 million for a new front door is a competitive price since Covid 19
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It would have been far more cost effective if every member of both houses had been summoned to attend, on a stretcher and hooked up to life support is necessary, then every doorway bricked up.
Then turn off the water supply, so the sprinklers don’t work, and sling multiple incendiary devices through the windows.
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Get a price, place the order and get it made and installed, if the fucking thing doesn’t fit don’t pay until the contractor has done the job they were given at the price agreed.
These cunts don’t give a shit, not their money, someone else pays the bill.
Fucking disgrace!
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Hang on. That’s a glass door. Probably panzerglass to prevent us plebs getting anywhere near the old parasites. But glass none the less.
Not exactly an artisan made, hand painted gold leafed ornately carved masterpiece, is it.
I reckon about £500k tops and some cunt in Whitehall pocketed the rest.
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Charge the public to press the button, which opens a trapdoor to send the Peer into the Thames.
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… stay on for an hour or two overtime this evening, maybe?…. as £3 Billion-profit in 2024 company Tescunt’s say in their advertising …. ‘every little helps’ 🇬🇧
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More taxpayers cash well spent.
Shit show of a country. They’re laughing at us.
Pompous cunts.
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The header pic looks like angie’s back doors after a visit to the local mosque at election time.
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Speaking of doors (with apologies to Spike Milligan)
The scene, the 10 Downing Street bathroom, Starmer is in the bath with Macron playing migrant boats when there is a knock on the door.
“Ah…Who is it?”
“It’s David boss, ahh has a message fah yoo”
“Oh, er, a bit awkward, just slide it under the door”
(sound of Lammy grunting)
“It won’t go under”
“Why not?”
“It’s in mah head”
Starmer, distracted, accidentally slaps Macron below the plimsol line causing a wave that sinks all the boats. Just then, a wafer thin black head covered in blood comes straining under the door.
“Ah has done it boss”
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£10 million for a front door? Anyone would think they were footballers or junior doctors.
Good afternoon, everyone.
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Kweer’s back door is free to anyone that is brave enough to enter. Ukranian rent boys? “Been there, domed that,” now doing stir until further notice.
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Symptomatic of a broken, unaccountable ruling class. They spend this kind money on a door – simply because they can and they will and no-one will stand in their way.
Nobody with a genuine concern for the parlous financial state of this country and its dying economy would dream of wasting money in this manner. If you hand-picked materials and craftsman to make the door from scratch and install it – you simply could not spend anywhere approaching £6.1m.
I conclude an utter fucking cunt signed this off. Lord McFall – what a fucking arsehole! 80 years of age and looks like a walking cadaver. Just a fucking ermine-robed cunting parasite.
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I thought the PSA had been disbanded in the 1990s!
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c209p0v5plwo
Good for him.
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Funny how they’ve named the suspect so quickly.
It’s usually just ‘a man’.
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Named him a dozen fucking times, AND his not-his-name-any-more ‘name’, for good measure.
Every ‘news’ site is tripping over themselves to point the finger in this scenario.
Cowardly unashamed double-standards industry. 👎
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He is therefore now unlikely to be able have a ‘Fair Trial/Hearing’; Not Guilty. Thank You very much indeed BBC!
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When they state only “a man” FMC, you know it’s an ethnic. If it’s an Englishman they publish a photograph, name and home address.
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You neglected to apply the double standard Hugh.
With a wave of his hand and a line like ‘I am satisfied the articles in question will not influence the proceedings’ .. any biased cunt judge will – as ever – play the situation in a way that suits the outcome they want.
Look at the wording used multiple time by the cops in Jeezums Rotherham-cops enquiry link.
‘We are satisfied that ….’ is a simple way to say ‘fuck off with your questioning of US, plebs, how dare you!
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Somehow, I think the aggressor and, therefore, suspect in this incident, was the one spark out on the floor.
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The cunt\ on the floor with a bag over his head will be a ‘crisis actor.’ Or maybe a fucking Lib Dem. Or perhaps both. If we are really lucky.
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You have got to admit, its pretty fucking stupid broadcasting your location unless you are in a life raft or stuck on a mountain.
T broadcast your location, your current attire and then knock the shit out of someone there, is stupidity on a much higher level.
Being a high profile target and doing it well we have now departed into the world of fuckwhitery.
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They could have put a Challenger tank there and crewed it for 2 years at that cost.
a lot more effective than a door, although I imagine it would be a little draughty.
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Same Civil Service dept that oversees HS2.
Anyfucker who gets a govt or council contract knows they can wing it and skin it.
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£10million.for a front door?
Bout right for that London id guess.
Needs a catflap for the Ukrainian rentboys.
Anyway im not getting into that conspiracy theory stuff Shakin Stevens is always on about…
https://youtu.be/8BnPV9f_Ue4?si=W_ljMtGbphXMHhUp
Hes full of shit.
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Ps my door is white.
With wrought iron studs and wrought iron cats head door knocker. Lovely.
Just so you know.
Toodles💋
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and a ferret flap😁
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I allow tourists to take photos.
And if im feeling generous knock the cat knocker.
Obviously not the sooty ones.
White ones,
Usually yanks.
Tourist ” gee thats so quaint!”
MNC ” indeed! Your jolly fat arent you.
Have you got any biscuits in your pockets?”
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😂😂😂
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This saga just takes my breath away. The original quote was £6,000,000 which was accepted! If I was quoted £600 to replace a door first I would laugh, then I’d tell them to fuck off. To me it just illustrates the utter contempt in which they hold us.
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Arfur, id knock one up out of pallet wood.
With mrs Miserable going crackers and shouting her objections 😂
Button it.
Just go the shed and get me some hinges…
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These in the house are most likely to be behind the strict coverage of not being able to watch porn unless you give evidence of information. Then I thought of trying to find out if one can still watch beastiality porn and sure enough there it is for all to see without having to prove who you are. The dirty bastards.
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The refurb of the Palace of Westminster is estimated to cost between £7bn – £13bn, you can at least double that, and take anything up to 28 years to finish, you can double that too. No wonder they think 10mil for a fucking door is acceptable. The cunts probably take a crap on a toilet worth more than the average house.
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You’d think they would have demolished it in the 60’s and then demolished it again in the late 90’s to be rebuilt under a PPP initiative.
Do we need to pretend we have a government anymore? Just a uniparty pretending we have a say.
Luckily we won’t see any negative news as the internet buckles to the new online safety bill.
Did I mention Starmer is a massive cunt?
When does ISAC start demanding Face ID and a copy of official I.D? You know so Starmer can arrest us for spreading misinformation about him being a massive cunt.
No jury will ever find us guilty, oh wait.
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Would expect nothing less, bunch of cunts,. Few years ago there was an entry for the Turner prize a giant golden arse with hands spreading apart the glowing cheeks. Would have made a fantastic members entrance for the fuckty lords. Fucking North Korea is looking better every bloody day. I hope I’ll still be fit enough for an active part in the forthcoming reckoning if it happens soon.
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Just an observation.
It seems that Orange Man is more in tune with the British public than the Dear Leader. Perhaps it’s because Big Don spends more time in this country than Rodney.
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Completely off topic, but.
Today. Im loaded up amd have to take a sharp right onto a narrow street with parked cars on both sides.
Some fuckin genius had parked on double yellow lines right on the corner and it took me a few attempts to get past the selfish twats vehicle.
Two cars in front is a police car with a fat ginger copper inside.
I park level and he just stares.
I make the gesture for him to lower his window.
” im on the phone” he truculently says.
MNC””ill Wait. ”
Copper ” then wait up there”
I was fuckin seething😡
I parked up and nearly went back but knew id lose my rag.
I sent my labourer
” go tell that lazy tub of shite theres a car parked illegally blocking traffic”
He does.
On return
MNC” what did he say? ”
Labourer” hell. Get someone to look at it”.
Too fuckin Idle to walk the length of his car!!!
The fuckin cripple fat cunt.
Stockport police your a absolute disgrace.
And lazy fat cunts.
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I’m with you on the hating useless cops front, Mis. 100%.
I have to declare I’d find it amusing in this case, however if the self entitled cunt parked on the double yellows was driving this, though :
https://www.wearecurated.com/inventory/2001-lamborghini-diablo-6-0-9
😄
(Found that last night when fact checking my OWN story a few days ago… one addendum ’twas a Diablo, not a Countach. Retro models weren’t my thing really).
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I replied Cuntemall but in moderation 😞
Said a nasty word for the disabled.
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Probably some pa-i taxi driver on a double yellow, the rules do not apply to the carpet kissing cousin marrying rat..!
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