A cunting please for the House of Unelected Cunts new front door.

What was wrong with the old front door? I have no idea. Possibly it was too reminiscent of a time when this country was not a basket case.

Anyway, this new fucking front door was originally estimated to cost 6.1 million pounds…

“What the fuck” I hear you cry, “are you mad?” Most likely, but that’s not important right now.

What is important is that someone in a position of responsibility actually looked at that 6.1 million pound figure and signed off on it!

But that’s not all – not by a long chalk. The final cost came in at £9.6 million!

Remember, we’re not talking about a Surrey mansion here, or a town house in Mayfair or Knightsbridge. No, we’re talking about a fucking door.

And to add insult to injury, the thing is dysfunctional! Security officers have to be permanently stationed at the new door to press a button to let cunts in, adding a further £2500 a week to the costs. 🙄

Lord McFall of Alcluith (no, me neither) who chairs the House of Unelected Cunts Commission that oversees the running of the project, issued this word-salad by way of an explanation:

“The commission identified that it was unclear how many issues were due to manufacturing and installation failures and how many were due to issues with the initial identification of requirements and subsequent need for alterations. Additional information will be needed to understand the failures, including information on costs – both how the initial project figure of £6.1m was arrived at and the increase to the current total of £9.6m, and any unanticipated additional costs such as increased staffing to manage and operate the entrance. It will be important to assess the quality of the decision-making in establishing the project and the ways in which the evidence provided for the specifications of the new entrance were tested to ensure they took account of user requirements. The problems that have arisen around delivery of the new entrance pose larger questions about effective programme delivery, including capability within parliamentary departments.”

Smooth talking mealy mouthed fucker.

Sly News.

Nominated by : Shit-cake Baker