Loutish MPs

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are cunts.

The Chamber of the House of Commons has long had an unfortunate reputation for unseemly, raucous and unpleasant behaviour on the part of sitting MPs. That much is news to no one.

However of late I detect a particular pattern of cloddish behaviour among Members towards the small nucleus of Reform UK representatives. When a Reformer gets up to make a statement or ask a question, a cacophony of howls, jeers, insults, gabble and babble immediately breaks out, often making it all but impossible to hear what the Member has to say. It’s like listening to a herd of braying donkeys.

Now this display would be ill-mannered and disrespectful enough if it was merely random. But I suspect that in fact it is orchestrated and concerted, a deliberate crossbench tactic aimed at disheartening the speaker, drowning them out and in effect, denying Reform a voice in the House . It’s devious, nasty and worst of all, undemocratic.

Of course some of you may think that my view is a conspiracy theory too far, but I believe it’s true. In my view this is a tacit pact between those who see the old ‘your turn, our turn’ LabCon hegemony as under an implicit threat, and they want to create the impression that Reform is a discredited and unworthy component of the Parliamentary discourse.

There’s irony in the situation at any rate. Far from belittling Reform, these numpties belittle themselves before the British people, and shame Parliament before the world. The irony is that they think they’re being clever, but they’re too doltish to see how stupid they actually are and how childish they appear.

Best of all, they’re afraid; scared shitless by the prospect of losing their cushy sinecures at the hands of an emerging Reform. The stink of fear hangs over the House. You can smell it from here. Yes you cunts, be afraid. Be very afraid.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

65 thoughts on “Loutish MPs”

  1. They’re just being childish, bullying pricks as they know full well that, without electoral reform promoting proportional representation, Reform have as much chance of getting their hands on the levers of power as my love dungeon does of playing host to the final months of Amber Heard’s life.

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    • It is bizarre.

      Last year the LumpDumps polled something like three quarters of a million less votes than Reform nationally, and ended up with more than 70 MPs to Reform’s 6.

      Ludicrous.

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  2. In doing so they are not just insulting parliament but also potential Reform voters which, if recent council elections are anything to go by, are the majority of the voting public.

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  3. First. Good morning Ron and hope the Misses is on the mend.

    Should’ve the Speak shut these cunts up fo a start ?

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  4. Both Labour, and, sadly Conservative MPs do this out of bravado. They know that their time might well be limited, so they get ever more hysterical.

    We just have to count our blessings – at least Dame Eddie Izzard and Alistair Pisshead Campbell are not on the green benches to put the place into even greater disrepute.

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    • Point of Order Mr B;

      that’s Dame Suzy if you please. You’ll be getting us done for a misgendering hate crime at this rate…

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  5. Prime Ministers Questions, a braying mob of farmyard animals.
    Of course shouting down Farage is deliberate. It won’t help them though.

    Great to see the representatives of the Peoples Popular Front for the Liberation of Islington and Palestine sitting behind Nige.
    Have they split into the Peoples Popular Front and the Popular Peoples Front yet?

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  6. They’re terrified by the looming prospect of having to do some real work, and to be rewarded only on merit, in the world outside of surreal Westminster – and there is nothing that they will not stoop to in their desperately boorish attempts to prevent it.
    Red Light Rayner already knows what she’ll have to fall back, or should that be lie back, on. To be fair, she’s well qualified and has years of experience.

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  9. Party politics and the House of Commons are archaic ways to run a country.

    Who needs a Prime Minister who has never run a business, a Health Secretary who is not a medical professional, a Chancellor who is not an experienced accountant or a fucking níg nóg as a Home Secretary?

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  10. If it means a coalition to keep the establishment parties in power a coalition it will be. It’s happened across Europe and it will happen here.

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  11. Maybe they should have a talking stick or speakers staff which is passed around to those who wish to speak while others listen.

    A bigger stick, well a club really, could be used by someone patrolling the floor ready to discipline those cunts who cannot or will not shut the fuck up.

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    • They’d just end up fighting over the stick.
      Instead, wait until they are all in parliament then lock them in, encase the place in concrete, pull the plug and leave them to it.
      It would be mildly interesting to see what kind of life form emerged after hundred years or so.

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  12. You can bet your life it’s a cross bench tactic. In fact, the whole of Westminster will be in on it, aided and abetted by Mr Speaker himself.
    They will stop at nothing to maintain the status quo of a two party system.
    Reform won’t make it to the very top, because too many voters are spineless and unimaginative, but there’ll be a lot of current MPs shitting themselves.
    Hence why they’ve mobilised the Westminster machine.

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  13. I struggle to watch PMs questions for more than five minutes as that oddball cunt Starmer either doesn’t answer or answers a question no one asked him.

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  14. The Uniparty are without exception a vile rabble of condescending cunts.

    Not content with destroying the country with their extreme left wing mindset they then sit in luxury braying like cattle with BSE.

    Filthy filthy vermin.

    Oven.

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    • The country feels like a pressure cooker with its lid about to blow off, and these UniParty pricks sit in their cosy little bubble in London and can’t see the wood for the trees.

      They only think about their own positions and status, trying to hold on to their jobs and expenses. They are deplorable.

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  15. When I was at school we had a debating society.

    It was fun.
    It taught us how to put our own views across, how to listen to other people’s views and how to be intelligent enough to change our mindset if the opposing views were valid.

    We were about 14 year’s old and we would have been kicked out of the class if we behaved anything like the cunts in Westminster.

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  16. Oh Jeremy Corbyn!

    The ‘Your Party’ manifesto – Tax the rich, nationalise everything and free Palestine.

    Already running neck and neck with labour in the opinion polls, they claim to have 80,000 members and 500 signing up every minute.

    As for the cunts shouting down Reform, PMQ is a waste of time, the cunt never answers the questions so it doesn’t matter if the question can’t be heard, just go to Hansard to find out what was said 😂

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  17. If they are going to be called Nazis, maybe Reform should start recruiting strapping young fellows and decking them out in brown shirts and lederhosen . No doubt they would be able to restore some sort of new order.

    Meanwhile, according to the daily comics, the ‘far right’ (ie an enraged citizenry), is planning to bring about a summer of discontent. Nothing to do with the numbers of reported rapes in the UK rising from 8,000 to 68,000 in a few years, obviously. Fuck off.

    Good morning, everyone.

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  18. Michael Flately is running for president of Ireland apparently?

    The Riverdance star will bring some much needed footwork to UK politics.

    Maybe theres a place in politics for dancing?

    Di Abbott body popping and Corbyn handjiving.

    I know starmfuhrers light on his toes….

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    • Michael Flatley is one of the few people that can do what Tom Selleck first perfected in the 80’s, where Sellecks cheeky double-single eyebrow raise with a cheeky grin aimed at a lady can spontsneously unhook her bra from up to 20 metres away.

      Flatley holds the record though for total number thusly undone over the years .. he worked a moment into the Riverdance routine where he gave a sweeping wink to the entire audience and it reputedly was effective on any bra wearing woman who was watching in the audience. Bras spontaneously just unclipped.

      Some even say it happened to them *at home* whilst watching him via television in that moment during the original eurovision debut …. in every country it aired in, no less!

      Suave fucker. Wonder if he’ll work the move into his presidential-bid campaign.

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  19. Its a shame they got rid of heavy hitter Mike Amesbury mp.

    If loutish behaviour is in vogue he could lead the way.

    Nothing says serious politics like Mike with his shirt off and shadow boxing in the House of rats.

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    • its not a different interpretation, its just a bare fact without the additions of tradition and superstition.
      When you think about it the devolution of Christianity is pretty much the same it started with turning the cheek to the modern type that involves bending over and spreading them both.

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  22. Being a paid up member (for some time) I would just say their behaviour is to distract and provoke, an attempt to goad some non PC word or action and then cry about it on the Beeb.
    I am a very active supporter but do not participate to prevent my past being used to sully the party, Recently there has been a minor clean out of the party where people with blemishes were moved backwards to prevent the vilification of the party.
    However the rest (all of them) are tossers and have been selected on loyalty to the party and not the voters needs, which is why we are in the position we are in today.

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  23. To his credit I don’t see Mad Grandpa Corbyn jeering behind Farage. Uni Party arrogance at its finest with the howling mob.

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  24. Just seen the headline

    Starmer to hold emergency talks with France and Germany on (fucking) Gaza.

    Ah well at least we don’t have any problems of our own 🤨

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    • Fuck Gaza up my arse. Sick of hearing about it.
      And, you know what Keir Rentie’s ‘solution’ will be?
      Let scores of the fuckers in here, to claim every benefit in the book and suck us dry.

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      • Norman, you don’t want to know what my solution would be, but I promise you it would be very final 😉

      • The cunt loves poncing about on the international stage. It helps create the illusion that he’s actually achieving something (in his own mind that is).

        What a fucking tosser.

      • Indeed Ron, he’ll be sucking Macron off again while they are both being whipped by that odd looking Von Der Chairless woman.

    • Starmer, has anyone got a reason why young men from the Ukraine and Romania, when our government brown noses both countries would indulge in a bit of arson which centres on our prime minister. What the fuck is going on? Is it now the case that an elected politician is no longer safe if he indulges in the brown arts? If so this is a major game changer for the majority of our politicians. Will those who are out and proud be at risk? Or only those who claim normality whilst greasing up the rent boy and deducting the price of lube from his fee.

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  25. Dirty Ange is one of the worst.
    Didn’t she behave like a chav piece of shit in the House of Commons?
    Calling the then PM, Rishi Sunak a ‘pint sized loser’? Like she was in a schoolyard?

    Not the behaviour expected from a member of parliament.
    You never saw Hurd, Heseltine or Tony Benn resorting to out in the street fish wife name calling. But, this is Ange we are talking about. A fly on a turd has more class.

    You can take the slag out of Stockport. But you can’t take Stockport out of the slag.

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  26. John Prescott was a lout and he had a thin skin.

    I wonder in amongst the din of PMQ’s or debates some backbench MP would shout out “Two Jags you fat cunt” or “Rocky Road Marciano” and Prescott looking around for someone to thump.

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  27. It’s no surprise when you have a weak speaker of the house.. Lindsay!! That’s a girls name.

    And fancy get bullied by Rodney and Sue gray. I would of put Rodney’s head through the nearest window and gave Mrs tiddlywinks a 30 second headstart,before booting her down the nearest staircase..

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  30. I dont think. MPs are loutish enough.
    I think they should all be made to fight in a arena for the plebs entertainment.

    Imagine Kier trying to gouge out Michael Fabricants eye with a broken bottle
    Or
    Lammy screeching and beating his chest after dispatching Robert Jenrick.

    Mangy Angy Rayner trying to decapitate Robot Reeves with a lenth of cheese wire.

    Bread and circuses.
    Thats what we want.

    Friday?. Oh gosh!
    Hit it!

    https://youtu.be/GvmvMFXWzc8?si=lR6ucQL8xXxW4IH8

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