Are cunts.
The wife’s going out tonight with her pals, so earlier on she got me a Pukka steak and kidney pie for my tea.
Now please be advised that if you’re considering buying one at any time, the box will promise you ‘layers of crispy puff pastry, minced kidney and tender steak; a rich gravy, and prime cuts of meat’. It will also feature a piece of a sliced open pie, packed with what look like mouth watering chunks of steak.
Prepare yourselves for disappointment however. What you’ll get is most likely what I got; a gravy and cardboard pastry pie. Inside the hard but brittle casing I found a nasty thick sludge with what I think was a little shred of kidney. Of those succulent pieces of meat pictured on the box there was not a trace. Not a fucking sniff.
As you may imagine, this disgusting mess was quickly consigned to the bin, and I rustled up egg, beans and chips with toast instead, but not before I fired off a salvo to the makers of this rubbish, telling them exactly what I thought of their nasty shit. It won’t gain me anything, but at least it helped to lower my blood pressure.
Pukka Pies? More like Fukka Pies, the robbing cunts. Yuk! Caveat emptor!
Nominated by Ron Knee.
M&S steak pies are delicious 😋 bit pricey but packed full with tasty large chunks of beef 🍖
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Ill have 3.
Thanks Jill.
Nice of you to offer.
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Think Jills pies are rather hairy MIS
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Used to call them Puker pies back in the day.
Also Hare pies since there was fuck all in them
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OT but some silly tart is awaiting sentence for allowing her ten-year-old to drive her car. Now, our elder drove my 2.9 Granada at ten years of age. However it wasn’t on the public highway and I didn’t film it and post it on Facebook! Fuck me!
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Did anyone mention that pukka is slang for excellent, superb,or of high quality. They haven’t a leg to stand on for large pay outs. Good job you’re safe Ron under your pseudonym, where Pukka Pies are concerned.
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