Pep Guardiola (4)


The cunt always has to blame someone else.

When his Gorton Globetrotters were beaten by Palace yesterday, did he shake hands with the Palace goalkeeper? Nah, he just kept making ‘handball’ gestures with a smacked arse look on his face.

As for the ‘handball’? Palace got a bit of luck. City have had plenty of dodgy decisions go their way over the last few years. On and off the pitch.

And, what about City’s star striker, Erling Haaland, bottling taking a penalty in the Cup Final? If a team has that attitude, then they don’t deserve to win.

But, we just know that Pep will moan and moan (and fucking moan) about this goalie handball till Kingdom Come. City were crap on the day, and young Henderson had the game of his life and that’s the end of it.

And, what’s with this Zelensky-esque black T-Shirt and keks bollocks? At the FA Cup Final? It’s a bloody disgrace. All the managerial greats wore a suit at Wembley. Sir Matt, Shanks, Nicholson, Mee, Revie, Paisley, Docherty, Wenger, Fergie. Can anyone see old City managerial greats Joe Mercer and Malcolm Allison not wearing their whistles at a cup final? Big Mal would have shot someone if they didn’t turn up in their suit.

It used to be part of the magic. The players getting measured for their Cup Final suits. Now, it’s twats like the City players sulkily shuffling off the coach in garish tracksuits and stupid looking headphones. These bastards have no respect and they have devalued the Cup. And modern (foreign) managers like Pep have aided this process.

The boring as fuck Tiki Taka False Nine Sweeper Keeper bollocks he has brought to the English game is bad enough. But pissing on the FA Cup is even worse.

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Nominated by Norman.

32 thoughts on “Pep Guardiola (4)

  1. Pip guacamole needs to stay humble, like greta’s albino brother Ealing lapland.
    Count your money lads, there’s always next year.

    I can’t imagine any of the 115 charges sticking as the Premier league are more spineless than a jellyfish.

  2. Is Pep Granola what Ludo and Heidi have for breakfast at their North London pied-a-terre?
    While they agree what a great job Labour is doing.

  3. And..what’s with all the spitting? The bald cunt never stops. Imagine having him and that cunt Carragher round for tea. Everyone would fucking drown.

  4. I see those psg “fans” have had a rip roaring time en francais. Oh well, we can be sure that fifa or whoever will crack down on them, just as they would if it was British fans. PSG really are both shithouse club and fans of europe – that’s more telling than cheating your way to the champions league cup. Wankers.

    • Hitler would have made sure Bayern Munich won the Champion’s league every year. The Paris twats would lose in the semis just to appease him. Guardiola would have danced to Franco’s tune or been shot.

  5. Ah never mind, the towelheads have deep pockets and will reward failure.

    No doubt he needs to rebuild in the preseason and spunk millions on toothy Brazilian wonderkids playing barefoot in some stinking shithole favela.

  6. And, before anyone says ‘But.. But Man United pulled out of the FA Cup to go to Rio for some crappy tournament.’

    Ferguson was ordered to by both Satan Blair and his government, and also by the FA themselves.

    And, with the MSM. the papers and the hordes of ABU wankers who infested Blighty at the time, it was a no win situation. Had they not done it, it would have been ‘Not helping their country or their football association, The arrogant bastards’. Yet, they did go, and it was ‘Selling out the FA Cup. Who do they think they are? Arrogant bastards.’

    So there.😛

    • Precisely Norman.

      Although it was wrong what United did at the time, it’s slightly different to deliberately sending out weakened/second string teams year in year out.

      And why do the cunts insist on kicking off at times other than 3 pm? Can’t leave anything be cancelled they?
      Is a 4:30 pm kick off more inclusive or something?

  7. I think with all the rule changes, foreign billionaire investment and whatever else that have occurred over the years, football has arrived at its natural destination with Guardiola and his masturbation tactics.

    Hopefully he’s on the way out now in the same way Mourinho has basically fucked off to irrelevance.

  8. I think next season each dugout that the shitihad visit, should lay down sawdust and have spittoons strategically placed for when baldy starts his gobbing after they go behind.

  9. I didn’t watch the FA Cup final, but did check out the handball incident.

    Wow! As blatant a handball as Harlem Globetrotter Thierry Henry playing for France that time. Or that cokehead poison dwarf Maradona playing for Argentina and scoring with his hand against England.

    The excuse and coverup given by the refereeing authority was pathetic. The Palace keeper cheated and got away with it because the officials – both the ref and the linesman – missed it. A ref can miss certain things due to their position on the pitch and their line of sight being obscured by other players. But the linesman missing it? No excuse. It was a blatant handball for which there was no sanction. Simply incredible.

    This, like many other incidents over the past few seasons, prove 2 things. First, the standard of refereeing is dropping year on year. Second, VAR has not all but eliminated/corrected the most obvious errors made by the match officials.

    Just another reason why the game at the highest level absolutely stinks.

    And Pep’s a cunt.

  10. Its proven since VAR came in that officials can hide behind it and fiddle away to their hearts content. There’s no need for them to show certain angles if they don’t want to.

  11. Shit season from city, if Peps to blame for anything it’s letting the scousers win the title.

    Don’t be bitter Norman, you’ve got Amorimmer.

  12. According to arse licking pundits and football writers. Pep has revolutionised the premier league.
    Quite an achievement for someone with a £2 billion squad and an Arab nation’s financial backing, I’m sure you’ll agree.
    All of which means his superior players can bore the fuck out of everyone with 80 percent possession, waiting for a lapse of concentration that, this season especially, hasn’t been as forthcoming as before.
    Also. Whilst every other club are fretting over financial fair play restrictions, City have no such concerns.
    The outcome of their 115 charges was meant to be revealed at the end of February.
    It’s now June, so I think we can guess the eventual outcome.
    If that’s revolution, you can stick it up your arse.

  13. Truth is, how many of these Gorton Globetrotters would get into an all time Manchester City XI?

    I would say Aguero and Kompany, and possibly David Silva. Certainly not that bottling cunt Haaland.

    The rest would be old greats, like Corrigan, Doyle, Summerbee, Bell. Lee, Tueart. And going even further back, to City legends like Bert Trautmann, Roy Paul and Ken Barnes.

    The current Abu Dhabi Pep City are well overhyped and overrated. It’s not that they are so good, It’s because the rest have been so bad. When United still had Fergie and still had the fire in them, City nicked the title by a single stoppage time Aguero goal. Since Fergie’s last season and title win in 2013, City have had no rivals to speak of except Liverpool recently. Until Liverpool’s comeback, City and the Premier League was like the Premier Division in Scotland. Celtic playing against crap all the time, and it being all to easy. Pep’s City – because of their limitless money – have been unopposed for most of the time. Pep has had no Fergie vs Keegan, Fergie vs Wenger or Fergie vs Mourinho rivalry. And they have took it for granted for too long. But now the wheels are falling off, and they won’t like it now Liverpool are back.

    • Joe Corrigan, eh Norm? Back when ‘keepers came for crosses, plucked shots out the air and dived at strikers’ feet. Goalkeeping used to be an art form. It’s pants nowadays with few exceptions.

      And Dennis Tueart was some player too. Him and Ralph Coates were special wingers back in the day.

      Used to love football. So so sad to see what’s happened to such a brilliant game. And you’re right, Pep is part of the reason why football is a load of old cunt now.

      • Corrigan was a good goalie, IY.
        And the great Pat Jennings.

        Our wingers were Gordon Hill and Steve Coppell. Brilliant they were.

        And City had Gary Owen and Peter Barnes.. They were good too.

      • Jennings. What can you say? Majestic goalkeeper.

        I remember Steve Coppell more than Hill, probably due to his managerial career after he finished playing. He was a tricky little sod. I’ve always loved wing play and the types of players who could receive the ball, feign a shimmy and leave the defender for dead, wondering where the bloody hell the winger went. Best of all was when a winger could leave the defender on his arse. I saw Robbie Keane do that a few times at WHL. It’s fun to watch.

        Gosh, I’d forgotten about Peter Barnes. Terrific player too.

        You do stir the memories, Norm. Good ones. I’m thankful to you for that. Someone who knows his football not just his own team, but other teams too. 70s and 80s footie. The best of times.

  14. On the subject of Haaland bottling the penalty, it’s worth remembering that he plays for a bottler.
    Pep was offered the Man Utd job on a plate, yet turned it down.
    He says he couldn’t possibly follow Sir Alex’s legacy.
    Sounds admirable enough, but he was only too keen to take on an established Bayern team, only to jump ship for the Arab dollar.
    He certainly doesn’t like too much of a challenge does he?

    • True, Field Marshal.

      A lot of work at City had already been done by Mancini and Pellegrini. Pep inherited a cushy number at City, just like he did at Barca and Bayern. He wouldn’t have touched City with a ten foot pole when they were under Swales

  15. Guardiarsehola is a chequebook-manager, up there with Mourhino for buying in players. My mum could win the league with the money he’s been given. Was Man Blue’s 115 financial rule breaks behind closed doors so their Arab owners could splash more cash as bribery? More money for Guardiarsola to spend?

    Not one of the greats.

  16. Lovely. Summers here, A whole two months now without the bread and circus fucking kick ball show, what will the chavs do to occupy their tiny minds…..

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