Birthdays and anniversaries. Christmas and Easter. Black History Month and Pride Month. They roll around with monotonous regularly. So do cuntings for Meghan ‘Duchess of Skankex’ Markle (and lets’s not forget her halfwit husband the Dook). So no apologies from me for having another go at these two cunts. They fucking ask for it. It’s a shot at an open goal.
So what’s the Mistress of Montecito done this time? Well I’m sure that by now, you’ve all seen the delightful video put out on soshull meeja by Meagain, showing her and Ginger Nut supposedly in a hospital delivery room, twerking in an effort to induce Her Magnificentness to go into labour. It features the lady of the moment gyrating around with what looks like a huge sack of spuds up her jumper, then opening her legs and squatting down in a manner that demonstrates her class to the world. Quality stuff Meagain. As for cockhead Ginger Nut’s efforts, well least said, soonest mended;
Now this bit of film was, we’re told, put up to celebrate the fourth birthday of their daughter Lilibet. Typically it ended up being all about Migraine herself as usual. ‘Me, me, look at me!’ They say that the internet never forgets, and you can imagine the poor kid cringing in shame when she sees this at some point in the future.
Naturally it’s also poured petrol on the fire as far as the ‘surrogate’ pregnancy story goes. ‘What’s she doing shaking her arse in that little black number in a hospital?’ demanded the wife, going straight for the detail as millions of women have done. ‘They immediately put you into a hospital gown. And when I was at that stage, all I could do was lie back on the bed and groan in misery, and try not to tangle the cables of the monitors I was wired up to’. Quite so.
They do say that no publicity is bad publicity, but given the extent of the backlash, I’d say that Her Duchessness has properly shot herself in the foot on this one; blown it clean off, in fact. She hasn’t just embarrassed herself and her twat of a husband, she’s reduced the pair of them to the status of laughing stock. Goodness only knows what ‘South Park’ will do to them for this. ‘World Wide Privacy Tour’ indeed!
Royal commentator Lady Colin Campbell summed it all up when she called the hapless Meghan ‘a scrubber’. That’s her; a day late and a dollar short. Katie Price but with less class. There’s no substitute for quality, and Markle’s certainly no substitute for it.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Bet her fanny is untroubled by stretching, never having had a baby coming through it.
The same as Big Mike Obama (Terry Crews in a wig).
Ginger bollocks could still never touch the sides of it though, the chinless inbred.
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She’s not weathered well, has she?
If that’s her face,I dread to think what her “downstairs” looks like.
Deluded j1gg@boo.
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Meghan ‘Twerkin’ Merkle is most definitely not a sight for sore eyes cuntator. She seems to be failing on all fronts, and her desperation is becoming palpable imo.
She’s an utter embarrassment to herself, and a continuing delight to cunters everywhere.
As for Ginger Nut, just what the fuck does he actually do these days?
Morning all.
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Like a burst rugby ball.
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The only way to hurt this pair of cunts is to totally ignore the twats. Which I’m pleased never to have heard them speak and soon as their fizzogs enter my line of vision, I immediately look away.
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Removing their royal titles would do.
They’d soon fade into obscurity.
And poverty, hopefully.
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You can tell what a halfwit Harry Hewitt is. Years ago, Royal personages, if they wanted a bit of fun, took a mistress. They didn’t marry the cheap tarts. Markle has the face and the demeanour of a Shepherds Market whore, now she is ageing (not very gracefully) she looks like a raddled old tramp.
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It’s hard to figure WC. He had everything; wealth, status, privilege, expensive clothes, flunkies, travel to exotic places, and best of all, all the fanny he could eat just queueing up.
So what does he do? He allows a web to be spun around him by a grifting narcissist looking for what she saw as the ultimate meal ticket.
Now look at him. He just looks and sounds like a bitter man who’s completely lost his way.
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He probably realises he is in receipt of soiled goods, Ron, but with that book he has burned his boats with the Royal Family. He is a rebel without a cause. If he divorces her she will take him to the cleaners, so he is trapped. I can see a locked room, a bottle of whisky and a revolver in time, now grandad isn’t around to arrange a suitable “accident” with a limousine .
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Fuck me, someone who remembers when Shepard’s Market had brasses?
Were you born in the 40’s?
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She has instructed the Halfwit to invite Wills and Chas to the invictus games, a bit of reconciliation? Nothing of the sort, just more publicity for the MeAgain brand.
The dance video, why did they film it in the first place and how much rehearsal went before 😂
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They’re trying to make it look like an attempt at reconcilation I reckon. If/when it fails, they’ll say ‘look, we tried but got snubbed for our trouble!’.
As for the twerking recording, like everything they do, it looked fake, contrived and phoney. Migraine has a very bad case of what’s been termed ‘Main Character Syndrome’ ie she has to make everything about her, such is her level of self-centredness. She’ll be on ‘Strictly’next.
You can only take the piss, and here’s the superb intel lady doig it much better than I can;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-BEPPM7bLA
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I doubt she would do strictly, unless the BBC guaranteed she would win 😂
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“Lady Collin Campbell”, is as much of a freak as the Markle creature, I wouldn’t listen to what either Lady Bludclart or Megain think, and neither should you Ron!
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Oh I agree, ‘Lady C’ is what I think could most kindly and charitably be referred to as ‘eccentric’.
However her referral to Markle as ‘a scrubber’ was spot on for my money.
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Born a hermaphrodite and brought up as a boy…
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/im-a-celebrity/12023030/Lady-C-raised-as-a-boy-Im-a-Celebrity.html
Nuff said.
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Never was so little owed by so few to such a fucking trashy waste of oxygen.
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Despite her gyrations, I have checked the files of Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited, and discovered that she failed her audition the year before she married Harry. The tits were too small. We demand watermelons!. Clearly she married him on the rebound as I snubbed her shimmy.
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I’ve got used to ignoring people who get up my nose and not knowing how they speak is the most important, which stops the invasion of ones privacy.
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She has nips like dried raisins.
Thoroughly off putting I must say.
https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/m/meghanmarkle.html
My solicitor states that the above site may cause your laptop to explode and your wife to run off.
Good morning.
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‘Markle sexy photos collection’.
Erm, she’s not very sexy, is she?
Interesting site tho Unk; I’ll peruse it at my leisure later…
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Oxygen thieving witch.
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I thought the only reason the ginger bastard married her was because she took it up trap number two on the first date.
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Oh yes, definitely a case of being cuntstruck. It’s happened to many a good man (myself included). The difference is many of us didn’t marry the conniving bitches.
Poor, daft sod. Knows there is fuck all he can do now kids are involved. His life is over.
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Nope. Any publicity is attention to them, they don’t get mine. I don’t read about them, I don’t watch anything about them.
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Modern photo filters really are incredible.
All the filtered pics of Meghan in the press show her as a skinny minnie, but this pic of her in real life tells a different story:
https://images.app.goo.gl/BeNoY
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Looks like the spawn of Lenny Henry and Dawn French.
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Don’t look JP!
Think of something wholesome like the Waltons or Cliff Richard.
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Or the Waltons taking turns to vigourously flog Cliff Richard with an acid-soaked cat-o’-nine-tails.
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Ron you are a total and utter fucking cunt for mentioning that piece of shit.
Fuck off Skidmarkle.
Not interested in her or the ginger fucking minger.
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