Captain Ahmed

is a cunt.

What a nautical adventure we have here.

Ahmed Ebid,an Egyptian fisherman by all accounts, has just been sentenced to 25 years prison for “people smuggling”….by an English Court, naturally.

Not content with banking millions from the trade in human dross,the swashbuckling Captain was captured by the Italians for drug smuggling and served 5 years for it..

What next for our intrepid Mediterranean pirate you ask?

Why he crossed the English Channel in a dinghy to lodge a “claim for asylum”,which was,of course, left up in the air,so the Captain decided to move to London with his loot.

Cue an expensive international investigation and eventual trial in Britain.

Sounds like a work of a fevered imagination doesn’t it?

But not in Shithouse Britain it isn’t.

Dear me,what a camel fuckîng fiasco.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

54 thoughts on “Captain Ahmed

  1. 25 years in the slammer?. So, one way or another we will be paying to keep this piece of shit fed, clothed and watered. With no real certainty of sticking it back on a dingy even once his sentence is up?.

    Oven.

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