Who’da thought it?
Apparently Bonio is an even bigger cunt than we imagined.
”Bono: Stories of Surrender – A dire 86 minutes of yelping self-mythologising”
And we get:
”We all know Bono’s an egomaniac, a fact he’s well aware of himself, so none of this comes as a particular surprise. If anything, it’s his sporadic attempts at self-deprecation that feel more tortured and icky, like Trump professing humility all of a sudden.”
It seems that Bonio is so self obsessed that he doesnt realise what an utter cunt he comes over as. This was from an independent review in the Telegraph.
Bonio, super cunt. And he seems oblivious of it.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
The review is quite amusing; even mainstream media sites hate this self-important wankfest.
The final paragraph, “Bob would surely have cackled – the cantankerous dad whose dying words on a hospital bed, according to Bono, were “f–k off”. Bob sounds like a legend.”
Hopefully Bob also told his bellend of a son “no matter how much success you’ve achieved, I still despise you and lament the fact that I should’ve spunked in your mother’s posterior instead.”
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Charming as always Thomas. You really have a way with words 😂
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Why, thanks! Err…I think.
However, I now also lament the fact that I chose a somewhat tacky “spunk” rather than a slightly more erudite “discharge” when referring to Bono’s mother’s ringpiece.
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Once again the old traditional ‘fired the custard cannon up Bono’s mother’s shitter’ is disregarded in the pursuit of looking clever and sophisticated … 😄
According to South Park, he (the cunted cunt) actually originated out of his father’s arsehole.
It was the answer to (quote):
‘How could Bono be so talented, so caring, and yet seem like such a piece of shit’…
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Bono wasn’t born.
They scraped a pile off his mother’s arse
And it grew into what he is now.
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Apparently. Old Bob Hewson was a bit of top bloke.
Old Dog Biscuit, however, isn’t.
Rehashing long forgotten U2 album filler tracks is the best he can do these days.
And, the book ‘Surrender’ is as hilarious as it is nauseating.
Copious arselicking of Zelensky. Bonio well likes tongunig Ukranian Dooshla scruffbag arse.
Others who get the Bonio tongue are Michael Hutchence, Nelson Mandela, Bill Clinton, Lou Reed and Noel Gallagher.
His comments on Reed and Gallagher are priceless.
On Lou Reed… ‘He has as good a singing voice as Elvis Presley and Sam Cooke.’🤣🤣🤣
And on Noel… ‘Noel Gallagher is the greatest living British composer apart from Paul McCartney.’
Saying Macca is the greatest is questionable enough. But fucking Noel Gallagher?! Oh, my sides.
And Bonio eulogising Hutchence like he ‘s some innovative poet and great Casanova type lover? He was a sleazy dirty cunt, whose bad choices in both habits and women caught up with him.
Take Bonio away from his U2 bandmates, and he’s a clown.
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It’s had not to dislike U2, once you know anything about Bono it becomes impossible not to loath them.
How does he live with himself?
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I heard he can heal the sick and infirm?
Say what you like,
A irish midget in a cowboy hat always brings a smile to my face🤠
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That nom picture has all the 2’s.
2 micks
2 cunts
2 bad they’re not dead.
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My only knowledge of this person, is that he sang (screeched and shouted) in a group I particularly thought were shite and left it at that.
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Is Biden (the dirty old farquer) sniffing Blow Job’s hair?
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Looks like he is just about to give him an asphyxiation bumming.
Hold tight on that ribbon,Joe.Even when he stops twitching.
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In the photo, is Dementia Joe having a crafty sniff of Cliff Richard’s hair?
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Full fat oven please UT for the feckless twat
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My biggest fear is being locked in a room with those two and realising that there is only one bullet in my gun.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UJXqnYCWW7Y&pp=ygUPIEJvbm8gc291dGhwYXJr
Good morning.
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Bono really is the ultimate cunt.
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You must be forgetting James O’Brien still exists?
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Ireland has produced a multitude of cunts.
Nobo is just one of them.
They are Legion. ☹️
Mr. Cromwell was far too easy on the Dirlewangering.
Good morning 👍
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Cromwell was a boring old cunt. Banned everything fun, from bacon to blowjobs.
Also hated music, it’s why the craic bothered him so much
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Some musicians (if you could call them that) don’t realise they’re frightening the audiences, when they should be trying to entertain them. Take these for example.
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…and to add the Donner und Blitzen that was going on late last night in parts of the country.
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Bonio really is the ultimate Wanker.
You have to give him credit – year in, year out, he manages to remain at the pinnacle of Mount Cunt… a colossus amongst unspeakable arseholes.
To paraphrase Celine Dion: his cuntishness will go on…
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I’m more of a B*Witched fan meself
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Now there was a class act Mickey.
I’ve got all their records and a big poster of them up on the wall. Oirlund’s equivalent of The Monkees.
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Fuck my vitriol has been expunged by my post disappearing..
The little warbling dullard woke Cunt.
Fuck off and Good Morning.
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Its quite obvious he has never seen this site, surely after the first nomination he would sort his shit out, nut after 18 nominations, i think you are flogging a dead donkey.
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‘Bono; what IsAC was created for’
Tony Blair yesterday.
The short-arsed twerp is truly insufferable.
Morning all.
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Hello Ron,
I’ve preached all along that the blame falls on the public for putting the likes of shite on a pedestal, I only wish it being diarrhoea and would slide off down a drain.
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He will get pure satisfaction out of being a cunt after realising some people haven’t the mental capacity of what he’s attempting to do and just go with the flow together.
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Strange
In that picture Biden looks like Old Dracula in Bram Stoker’s Dracula from 1992 and Bono looks like the younger version with the John Lennon glasses.
Most unsettling.
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Bono’s beard is shit as well.
He’s starting to look a bit like a character from Big Trouble in Little China
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9G9y_Uv_hvg/hqdefault.jpg
Indeeed!
Mr Burton!
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I like how in the header pic Joe is sniffing Bonos hair.
Gently whispering to him
” im irish too you know.
Bidens are west side irish from Boston.
Mmm you sure do smell delicious.”
Bono
” i am the resurrection
And I am the light….”
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That is the largest cunt I have ever seen…🤮
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What sort of asshole wears women’s sunglasses 24 hours a fucking day?
Not a lot of people know this, but I stayed a few nights in a hotel (the Clarence, Dublin) owned by Bono and his bum-chum The Edge.
Surprisingly not one asylum seeker did I encounter there, and virtually no black faces… apart from this one enormous buck-nig*er who appeared to reside in the Gentlemen’s toilets.
Uppity cunt had the audacity to spray me with air-freshener when I emerged from the stall after taking a dump. I’d have done a Cheryl Cole on him, but had to admit that maybe he had a point… that and the fact that he’d probably have put me in Emergency Ward 10 if I’d tried anything physical.
The hotel itself wasn’t bad. The Polish lad on reception was quite understanding when I rolled up accompanied by an Asian lady who’d made the mistake of thinking that she could make some easy money off of me.
Haha, she earned every penny that night!
Luckily there was no sign of Bono.
But I did see some cunt who I assumed was The Edge, unblocking the lavatory I’d used the night before. “Shitty job, eh The Edge?” I joked. “Fuck off, you English wanker” he retorted, with the rapier wit we’ve come to expect from the Irish.
On checking out I tried to get a reduction on the bill, citing the fact that Bono is an insufferable nuclear-powered cunt and that I’d done him a favour by staying in his glorified doss-house. But sadly to no avail.
Wrote a strongly worded review on Tripadvisor, thinking: “that’ll teach the little shit.”😁
A month later he offloaded the hotel onto some poor schmuck for €18million in cash – no doubt a tidy profit for our multimillionaire (billionaire?) social justice warrior hypocrite cunts.
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