I have the honour to nominate simpering ninny Benjamin ‘Soy Boy’ Butterworth for a cunting, and not, may I add, for the first time.
Little Benjy is a cunter’s cunt; an on-going source of delight and inspiration to us all.
Well I recall him making an ass of himself when he accused JK ‘Jugs’ Rowling of being transphobic, on the basis that a character in her novel ‘Troubled Blood’ dresses as a woman in order to facilitate a murder. Yes, Butterball actually claimed on breakfast telly that this was prejudicial to the trans ‘community’, because the public was too dim-witted to know the difference between a tranny and a person utilising a disguise for nefarious purposes. Susanna Reid pointed this out sharpish, and asked whether he’d actually read the book. Naturally he hadn’t.
Luckily for us he just ploughs on, undetered by his own supreme twatishness, and just how big a ham shanker he makes himself look. This is the plank who told us that Meghan Markle was ‘a private person’. What? The world’s most self-centred, publicity craving narcissist ‘a private person’? Yeh, and I’m the Duke of Edinburgh.
Let’s also not forget the time he told us all how much MPs deserved a pay rise, and that we needed to pay more for the BBC.
So what’s the irritating little tick said this time to put my nose out of joint? Well believe it or not, he recently claimed on ‘GB News’ that (get this) ‘TwoTierFreeGear’ Starmer was ‘doing an excellent job’, and focusing on ‘fixing the foundations’ of the nation. Oh he’s fixing things alright; just ask pensioners, just ask those running small businesses, or all those struggling to pay their food, rent, mortgage and utility bills. Just ask fisherman and Brexit voters, and everyone who wants to get control of our own borders before the country becomes a complete Third World shithole.
Yeah Benjy, Starmer’s doing an excellent job. An excellent job of selling us out. An excellent job of showing us what a lying, two-faced, treacherous shit he is. Still, don’t that trouble you, as you sit snugly in your little bit of the Metrobubble and big up Keir Stalin and Labour. You’re doing an excellent job too, by the way, of promoting yourself as a colossal cunt. Keep up the good work.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Speaking of daughters nada fuck all zilch.
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Sorry to hear that Cuntymort🙁
Heard from the daughter
But nowt from my son.
I took my mam and dad for a meal and drinks in a nice peak district pub.
My dad would win a racism competition with anyone on here.
We’re a bunch of effete limpwristed puffs to him😂
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Always feel lucky that I never had kids. My first wife just wouldn’t have them, just plain refused. Just as well, as she was a fucking psycho and a cunt.
Second one, the current and longstanding Mrs Norman, can’t have them, I saw what losing two young children did to my own parents and my family. So, I have avoided that, at least.
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I sympathise Norman. Not my experience thankfully but both my parents had siblings die in infancy. It leaves its mark.
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Theyre great when little,
Loved it when mine were tots,
Cute as buttons.
Wish id had more sons.
Big strapping fuckers that could of gone into the family business.
My lad might not of been so spoilt with competition and a brotherly punch in the gob occasionally?
But you get the cards your dealt,
My spuds are withered now
Any sons i sired now would be malformed little hunckbacks.
Which has a certain appeal.
” these are my lads igor and Quasi.
Theyre single”
😁
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What if you had spunked out a Benjamin, Mis?
“this is my youngest Benjamin……..he still lives at home because of the q*eer tax”.
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Oh i have a large bucket and a outside tap LL.
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In all seriousness I feel sorry for my mum. My sister cut off all contact for no reason and haven’t heard a word in about fifteen years. Its just so selfish.
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Harsh that LL.
Your sister stay in contact with you?
Was she spoilt?
People can be odd.
Easily upset and melodramatic.
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No mate, I’m not bothered as we never got on.
Treated both the same too, I reckon I would have liked a brother though, less drama.
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Like you i have a sister but sadly no brothers.
Although i do get on with my sister.
Two different people youd struggle to find.
My sister is a worrier
I worry about nowt
Shes bothered about germs
I pick up things ive dropped and eat them
Shes bothered about her appearance and dresses smart
I couldnt give a fuck and always in a tshirt
Sure one of us was adopted😉
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I am waiting Lord Buggeredworth’s ‘trauma’ over Ncunti Gayblack’s savage sacking from Doctor Who.
Naturally, the reasons for Gayblack’s exit will be viciously homophobic, and Benjamin will say that the Chocolate McDuff is the ‘greatest Doctor Who ever.’
And, when Susie Reid or Piers Morgan ask him if he knows – or has seen – any other actors as Doctor Who, Buggeredworth will say no.
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Actually, you could just see this happening!
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I have no idea who this cunt is and no desire to learn but he looks like autism personified.
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