*Cue ‘Jaws’ soundtrack* dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum
Yes just when you thought it was safe to go back onto Youtube, up pops Meghan ‘Duchess of Deceit’ Markle’s first ever podcast interview with some slightly odd
and creepy American woman by the name of Jamie Kern Lima. And yes, it really is every inch the smarmy West Coast cringefest you’d expect it to be.
Little Miss Sparkle is, of course, every bit the self-obsessed fake we’ve come to expect, spewing out her usual word salad in that insufferably oily voice; ‘I know that I’m a great friend, I know the kind of mom I am, I know how I show up, and I love being able to be that person burble blah’. Lima chips in with vacuous comments like ‘I’m getting emotional right now’ (aren’t we all dear).
Or how about ‘it’s not about the grandeur of a gesture. It’s about I see you. I’m nurturing you and I see you so deeply and I love being able to see your growth’ from Meagain. ‘I have full body chills right now’ twitters Lima.
Oh there’s more of this airheaded, self absorbed nonsense; MUCH more, but I’ll leave you to seek it out for yourself if you’re interested and think you can stand it. Meantime, here’s a teaser to put you in the mood. I warn you however that your most likely reaction is a headlong rush to get your head over the loo before you barf. It’s the expected reaction to the sight of watching two of the phoniest, least likeable, least self- aware and most up themselves people imaginable vying to be the biggest cunt in the room.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
If i want to see two toddlers speaking baby language i’ll pop down to my grandaughters nursery.
Two self absorbed fake twats.
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That’s a good comparison SH. It’s like baby talk.
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They sound like a pair of West Coast dykes.
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Sorry Ron, not to deprecate your nom but I just couldn’t work past the first two minutes in that link on Youtube. I would rather push hot needles into my eyes. Thinking about it, that confirms the point you’re making.
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I was out after 20 seconds, Arf’, you – by comparison – mega Meghan fan 😁 … did I miss anything good?
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I did a quick like/dislike viewer, though … 96% to 4% on the positives! (244/9)
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You missed nothing Cuntemall. 96% positive? God help us!
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I love it that your eyes are tearing-up to the point of sparkling right now, Arf …
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Please all try this link instead …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSWpaFRvX6k
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I found this comment to be most sensible, I’d even say lifesaving, as it’s certainly prevented me from slashing my wrists, Sam.
” everytime they say authentic, organic, inclusive or empowering, take a drink”
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I’ve left a suitable comment on the video.
🤮🤮🤮
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And me 😁
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I take it neither of you are responsible for ‘a beautiful soul’, ‘wow Meghan went deep’ (unless you meant Lubbocking her ‘fox’ harry), .. or simply this pulitzer-worthy : ‘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🙌🙏🙏🙏🙏’
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We all know that Markle’s a phoney and utterly up her own arse, but I’d never heard of the Lima creature before.
She’s incredibly rich apparently, cosmetics or something. She’s also extremely odd.
Morning all.
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Cosmetics, Ron?
As in people pay her shit loads to rub them into her eyes to test for adverse reactions to their products?
Morning Ron, all.
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Yep she sold her business to L’Oréal for over a billion apparently. Somebody’s been buying her guck.
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Why anyone with more than half a brain cell would waste even a second of their life listening to what this evil narcissistic harpy has to say is totally beyond me.
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Purely for the fun of the piss take S-c, and certainly not for the ‘wisdom’ that either of these two bubbleheads have to impart.
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Indeed, this nom is most concerning as it appears people have actually watched/listened/masturbated to whatever this podcast thing is.
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Throw Migraine in a locked rubber room.Daft bint.
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I’ve never heard Bob Hope’s daughter and the rusty bollocksed husband speak a word. That’s how I treat nonentities. Seeing their pictures whilst scrolling through isacunt is annoying enough.
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Chris on a tandem with the Devil!
How many failed ventures will it take for this ghastly harridan to realise that she is not, and never will be, remotely successful at anything?
“Entrepreneur”
Ha! Don’t make me laugh.
To date she has not managed to succeed at any single venture she has launched.
The only reason this cunt is contemplating knocking a final nail in her coffin is because:
Her career as a professional SJW of famine, flood, fire, and other global disasters (within easy reach of LA) is finished.
Mainly due to the withdrawal of funding by the U.S. government of woke bandwagons.
The realisation has dawned that her and Halfwit’s “not-for-profit” tax dodging, halcyon days are over.
The Donald isn’t going to sign anymore cheques for tap dancing and ballet lessons in Mogadishu.
So it’s time to move with the times, drop the “philanthropy” act that had previously proved profitable, and switch to the open pursuit of naked greed.
Hence these podcasts about wealthy “female entrepreneurs”.
You can almost smell the stench of desperation from here.
Fuck her and her Halfwit family.
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Christ on a…. ffs!
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There’s a simple and readily available cure for this fucking nonsense.
Take away her and her dimwit husband’s royal titles.
Job done.
Who’d be fawning all over the pair of cunts when they are, effectively, nobodies?
So long as they’ve got those titles, the world will be forever subjected to this shit.
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I can’t think of a valid reason why this hasn’t been done already. I think the Prince of Wales will have something to say on the matter when he becomes king.
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Two vapid gurning vacuous cunts ever, bring forth the tree shredder.
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She was a minor celebrity before she met Arry, now she’s known globally as the black girl who married a prince of England.
Shes as black as Bruce Jenner is female, superficially. It’s just something she plays on because it’s bankable in the virtue signalling sense.
Harry on the other hand like most parasitic hosts has become a shadow of himself. The cunt struck ginger cunt has gone from being one of the more popular royals and a bit of a lad to the pussy whipped bitch we are now lumbered with.
I don’t blame her, she saw an opportunity and she reeled it in.
Let’s take a look at pre Meghan Harry.
Respected for serving in Afghanistan. Bit of a lad, sometimes you could forget he was a royal and mistake him for a squaddie having a night on the piss.
Harry had prime posh tottie tripping over their own panties wherever he went. If he actually wanted a bit of brown sugar he could have had some (I have my doubts he actually realised Meg wasn’t white until he met her mother).
Meghan isn’t the villain of the story, she’s not changed a bit, she’s just aiming higher now.
No Harry and interest in Meg fades relatively quickly, there will be a book and a few talk shows, maybe a few uncomfortable revelations about their marriage.
Chapter 4
Why I called him Peggy.
He’ll have to ask uncle Andy how to grow a think skin.
Outside of taking the government to court over his security arrangements what is he doing these days? Not like Royal Protection Officers can take the feelings of shame and emasculation away is it Harry?
Chapter 6
Harry’s balls for earrings.
Harry has inflicted Meg on us, yep she’s a cunt but nowhere near as annoying as Massey Ferguson or Princess Sly.
What is it with the Royal family and an inability to choose a decent descendant carrier? Only Edward seems to have managed it and I thought he was a quare.
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She wasn’t even a minor celebrity before she caught Harry.
Not even a third division one.
She marketed herself as an ‘actress’. But, who – anyone – here ever heard of her ever? No, me neither.
‘But… But she was in Suits.’
Anyone ever heard of that either? Nope. That’s because it was a piss poor jumble sale version of Mad Men. Featuring two bit actors from Canadian toothpaste commercials.
The Prince and the Showgirl, my arse.
The Prince and the Yacht Girl, more like.
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Couldn’t she do something useful, like mine clearance.
She could use her nurturing skills to locate them, or at a pinch her hands and feet.
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Ps Harry is a fox. Well he is ginger and mangy and needs shooting.
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‘My husband is a fox’.
Jesus.
She should have said ‘my husband is a cunt’. That would’ve been a bit of honesty from her that we could all applaud.
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Does anyone give a flying fuck what this person and her hubby do? May I be so bold as to suggest fuck off.
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Fuck me.
That moonfaced baby voiced yank cunt interviewing Migraine.
Possibly the most spew inducing person ive ever seen.
Brown noser and simpleton
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The (lack of) quality of this dribbling septic tank imbecile shows how low Megain’s stock and value is, and what a piece of cut price barrel scraping low rent tat she really is.
A big name interviewing her? Dear me no.
Even Howard Stern is too upmarket for the Megain Mantis. This Lima skank is about Megain’s mark. The pits interviewed by the pits. Trash on trash. And clutching at straws while hanging with one hand off a crumbling cliff.
It’s obvious that Megain is universally despised, and she has made more enemies than Hitler with her lies, narcissism and opportunism. The desperation and delusion in this ‘exclusive’ is as pathetic as it is self promoting . The faux black gold digging trailer trash is running out of friends and sycophants in the media. So she now takes what and who she can get. Which is this swivel eyed brown nosing nonentity.
We have recently been discussing the musical merits (or not) of The Beatles (more cuntery from them soon😉).. And one of their songs reminds me of a desperate Megain Mantis and this drooling cringe inducing arselck Lima. To change the words a little bit…
‘Making all her nowhere plans for nobody.’
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From exclusives with Oprah to this. eh?
Megain’s decline is nearly as bad and as spectacular as Manchester United’s.
And, it’s difficult for me to say which one I hate more.😉
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Indeed Mis.
I’d say that given the opportunity, Lima could become even more annoying than Markle, and that’s saying something. She looks and sounds like an imbecile.
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Lima and Katy Perry could easily be the most idiotic empty headed shallow imbecilic interview of all time.
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A podcast, eh?
Hardly Frost on Sunday, Wogan or Parkinson, is it?
And, anyone else notice how she is trying to look more and more black?
She’ll be using Bovril or Marmite next.
Mammy!
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I’d walk a million miles for one of her smiles Norman
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Me,gain Sparkle is a gold digging, lying, family wrecking, manipulative, ex boat whore, attention seeker that thankfully is about halfway around the S bend, hopefully soon be gone forever.
Halfwit Harry Hewitt deserves everything he has saddled himself with, the stupid fucker, also soon hopefully, ancient fucking history…..
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Don’t hold back Fug lol!
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Never truer words written, Fuggers.👍
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I stomached only two minutes of this utter tripe. “I listen through a different lense”. Err, yeah…..
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A lense is for seeing with. Thick as concrete slag.
What else did she say?
‘In the morning, when I’m in a bad mood, I can bark like a cat.’
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I was about to cunt this myself Ron. So well done.
That sanctimonious, shit eating permanent grin on the interviewers face is enough to boil my piss.
As for MM, she comes across exactly as expected. Disingenuous, vacuous, and self aggrandising.
Simply nauseating from every aspect.
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