HBO have confirmed the casting of Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape in the (very loose) adaptation of Harry Potter. Fan-fucking-tastic. So much for sticking rigidly to the books and trying to wash out the bad taste of those (mostly) god-awful movies from the 2000s.
Putting aside the race issue entirely, this guy was also a model! Snape was clearly described as being an ugly, greasy haired, neckbeard.
His race is going to cause problems whatever way you spin it. It’s another blatant slap in the face to white people but consider this, harry constantly accuses him of being a mistrustful traitor, the character is bullied by a bunch of privileged white kids in his youth, strung up on a tree, the girl he loves ditches his ass for a rich white guy, he joins the wizarding ku-klux-klan and gets white people killed because he can’t handle rejection. Smartly thinking HBO. You reap what you sow.
Of course the casting is deliberate just to piss everyone off, we know it and we expect it. So my nomination goes this cunt Essiedu himself for accepting the role and ruining any chance of redemption for JK Rowling and her one worthwhile product.
Oh and Hermione will definitely be black and all the white kids will want to rape her after reading Andrew Tate propaganda in their owl post.
Nominated by Cunt Dracula.
Papa Lazarou would of been a better choice.. ” hello Harry” ” your my wizard now”
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That’s who I thought this nomination was about at first😄
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Happily I have neither read nor seen any Potter drivel, so whether they are all blickies or nor would not not normally affect me in the slightest. Of course, as a far right sort of gammon person who believes in working for a living, helping old ladies, and drinks real ale, I am totally outraged.
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Me neither.
I’m a full grown man.
I used to like Rupert, playing hide and seek and tick, cola-cubes and lego.
Then I grew up.
The Apostle Paul framed it well:
‘When I was a child, I thought as a child, I spoke as a child and I acted as a child. When I became a man, I put aside childish things”.
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well, you’re both missing out – Harry Potter is an absolutely groundbreaking documentary that would be screened in schools if I was PM
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I have just noticed that his first name sounds like a short sharp fart.
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One where you follow through maybe?
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That’s his surname.
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Let’s get rid of this shite once and for all !
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An excellent nomination, if I knew what any of it meant.
🪄
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The fucking arsehole has already said he hates JKR. Therefore he is a mercenary cunt just after the money, I hope it bombs.
He and Ncunty Gatwog can both ride into the sunset over brokeback mountain.
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Ncunti Gayblack is now going to play Christopher Marlowe.
Where he will bum Shakespeare, no doubt.🤢🤢🤢
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Jodie Turner-Smith, who had the audacity to play Ann Boleyn was the icing on the cake for me. Or maybe chocolate gateaux
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I think you mean “Sambo Lyn”, m`Lud.
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Splendid!
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Sambeau Lyn, is more fitting. Would you like an audition for the part?
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Come on, Scunty.
Madame Beau should be playing Marie Antoinette, at least.
I can only imagine the
” Let them eat cake!” scene.
( I do know that this quote is falsely attributed to MA, btw.)
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We is wizards n sheeit.
Is there no honky story or production that darkıes don’t infest?
HBO obviously bought off JK Rowling.
Hermione’ll be a pakı.
Harry Potter will probably be Harry Botter.
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I think one of the ‘good’ wizards turned out to be a gayer, played by a gayer, in love with the gay evil wizard.
Or something.
What a load of shite. Utter fckn nonsense.
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Obligatory soot, they had to put it somewhere 😂
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Up the chimney. Unkle T can sort it for you.
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The Oven, now that would be a good film/serial 👍
Full of colour 😉
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Never heard of the twat and have no need to.
As an aside, you can almost feel the agony from the 007 franchise, should they go with the blik female trans lesbian bond to appease the woke and kill the franchise? A regular Bond and upset the woke, cinemas vandalised with soup, etc? Or not bother at all and end it there?
Personally, I couldn’t care less.
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The new Bond with be an afro Carribbean lesbian one parent family with a nut allergy.
There, I think that’s all the boxes ticked.
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Another non event of the year…!
Who gives a fuck….🖕
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Also been on the naughty step with YouTube.
Must have been the Jaipur IPA.
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Could not give a tuppenny fuck.
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Why not rewrite the whole crock in mandarin, set hogworts at the bottom of the fucking ocean and Harry can be renamed ling tong fuckyou and be played by a black deaf lesbian who needs a wheelchair because the shock of women not having a cock legally caused a muscle spasm in her arse cheeks that bust a tendon.
Talk about wringing it for every bit of juice. Was under the impression that Rowling had had enough after the little cunts she made millionaires stabbed her in the back as she agreed that women don’t have cocks. Utter cunts one and all. Fucking twat miners would be flipping burgers if not for her. Sickening traitors ( I do have a thing for Rowling)
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I know what you mean BB. It’s those tits isn’t it?
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Isn’t it all for children?
If so it’s very important that the youngsters are “exposed” to The Dark Key in this exciting new TV series..
Otherwise how on Earth would they recognise one?
It’s not like they are ever on TV or randomly shoehorned into every type of media is it?
It’s a relief the mystery has finally been unravelled.
“Know your Enemy!”
Another pile of shite.
Put the cunts in the witches cauldron or something.
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Harry Potter is the biggest load of shit.
The horrible twats who got the lead roles only got them because of rich or well off parents who had showbiz connections.
Rat with specs fucker, Daniel Cuntcliffe and titless stick insect Emma Twatson could not act if their lives depended on it.
But, because mater or pater were – or knew – an acting agent, they got the parts.
And I bet JK Rowling bitterly regrets giving these traitourous leeching nepo-scum a leg up.
But, the story itself is shite. Some horrible little four eyed cunt wants to be a ‘wizard’. So, through about half a dozen tedious films at about three hours apiece, the horrible girly swot goody goody slimy as slugs arselicks all get their ‘wizard diplomas’. But all return to normal adult life in the normal world and all have kids. So, what was the fucking point of doing all that faux latin bollocks and stupid spells crap? Absolute shite of the highest order.
And, any grown adult who loves this shit and wears a Hogwarts T-Shirt (especially grown men) should be roasted on an open fire.
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Potter also has a piss poor Star Wars rip-off.
The golden prodigy who falls from grace and turns evil.
Voldermort = Vader.
My arse.
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Star Wars fans over the age of 16 are another bunch of sad twats.
I remember the originals coming out. Good movies, for a kid, especially the effects, but the way grown men go on about them, even learn all about the ‘canon’, and debate intricacies that exist only within their childish minds, ffs, grow the fck up.
The fat, ugly women that pretend to like them in the hope some neckbearded cosplay simp will fumble their flange are even worse.
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I enjoyed the first one and the second one (1977 and 1980). The last one was arse. Stormtroopers getting beaten by spear wielding teddy bears. Utter crap. Vader renouncing his evil doing and getting off scott free was also a bad ending.
I agree about adults who treat it like it s a religion. All these Youtube channels and all that canon shite.
And, cunts who wear ‘Jedi’ bathrobes and Star Wars ‘onesies’ should be ashamed of themselves. Only thing is, they’re not.
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All Star Wars films are shite.
No exceptions.
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And that May the 4th shite can fuck off too.
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My dog loves doing the “May the 4th” shit.
How dare you deny his simple pleasures, Sir!
Shame on you.
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Nah, The fragrant Ms Rowling is too busy having here holes filled by large black full male chaps, none of these wannabe types for her, I’m sure she could not care either way, big pay days and big appendages.
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The irony being that Rowling was only too happy to wield the leftie liberal big stick and all too willing to take part in the council culture.
Only until she was cancelled herself.
That said, her cancellers, are cunts.
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The original Star Wars should have been more violent and moody
Like a Sergio Leone film in space.
The original planned ending would have been better. Solo gets killed in an epic gunfight. Leia becomes a jaded and disillusioned politician, and Luke becomes bitter and walks into the sunset, Eastwood style.
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Wolf Hall II is even worse.
The Tudor Royal Court in the time of Henry VIII and Thomas Cromwell with a sprinkling of Francis Biggers and swingers of he trees.
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Never seen or read any of it. I was a grown up when it first came out.
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Reminds me of my old mate,
Papa Doc duvalier.
Lovely chap.
He had that voodoo that yoodoo so well.
It was him that shrunk my head by black magic.
Turns out he wasnt a real doctor!
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Just imagine a remake of Twelve Years a Slave, but have a white man in the lead role, what would the sooties have to say about that?
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160 years not a slave, get the fck over it.
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And to think they have not had a dream since Martin Luther King had one. Little wonder after what ended happening to him.
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Or indeed, Scunty, any film where a black person was the hero.
Perhaps a remake of Shaft, staring…
Oh, I dunno, Jimmy Nail would have been a good choice!
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Or Danny Dyer?
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That little skidmark Daniel Radcliffe rivals Benjamin Butterworth and David Tennant on the who deserves a cricket bat to their mush list
I believe the little shit now lives in a swanky New York pad. Thanks to the money he got from JK choosing the ungrateful backstabbing trans cock gobbling fuck to play the four eyed wizard arselick.
I wish he’d gone to my school. The little twat would have been ragged and bullied mercilessly and sadistically. Tailor made split the kipper and head down the bog material.
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160 years not a slave, get the fck over it.
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Sorry Norm, wrong place, fckn technology + stupid cunt = misplaced comments.
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Who?Consign the 🐒 to the 🗑️.
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What next from the BBC, the downfall of Herr Starmer (Played by Idris Elba) who with sidekick Eva Braun (Rayner) and Goring (Lammy) defy Farage (Trump) to the bitter end in the Westminster coal bunker, all hopes gone after a failed counter attack led by Himmler (Ed Davey)…
Fuck…these mushrooms are strong…
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I dont know much about Harry Potter.
I know the woman who wrote it has decent titties, and became a multimillionaire through it.
Happy days👍
I know that kids love it,
And if it gets the little berks reading then its probably a good thing.
I dont think too hard about it
It doesnt have much bearing on my day to day life.
Some of the local urchins cheekily call me Hagrid
The bearded giant portrayed by Robbie Coltrane,
I cheerfully reply
, “I hope you’re mother dies in a housefire”
Ive always got on well with youngsters.
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This sooty in the header pic?
Nom says he was a model?!!
For what?
Liquorice?
Pirelli tyres?
PG tips
Whipsnade zoo.?
Model my arse.
The job stealing tiny eared cunt.
That wizard is now out of work.
Hows he gonna afford rentboys for Kevin Spaceys birthday party?
All the other actors will laugh at him.
Pauper!
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Does he get a magic machete instead of a wand?
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No a magic termite stick for getting lunch.
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Whichity grubs.
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Better roasted.
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Perhaps this Essiedu has scammed them into believing he is a Nigerian prince who will “bestow on their goodselves 70,000 Nigerian Naira as a reward for his promotion” (this is around 32 quid).
Cut out his picture and crudely animate his lower jaw to resemble a Fonejacker animation.
Uppity cunt.
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That JK Growling likes winding up the tranny nutters.
Shes a feminist like me.
What she ought to do is have some topless photos done
Show off her natural charms.
Thatd upset Bernard the tranny who used to be a truck driver and thinks he can grow a cervix.
An she should bake some cakes and hand them out to passing removalmen!!
Trannys hate proper women and cant do proper womens stuff.
Cant use a hoover.
Thats why they live in shitholes.
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Nice one india by the way 👍👍
More missiles less talk.
In your honour here Kashmir after all its yours.
https://youtu.be/hW_WLxseq0o?si=rFuRijektbfRfM7T
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These cunts are long overdue Miserable.
Pakistan – like Iran – have been nothing but trouble for decades. And they have no place in the civilised world.
I feel sorry for India. We have enough of those Paki cunts infesting the UK. God knows how they put up with those cunts on their doorstep.
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The damage is still being assessed but early reports say it is in the hundreds of pounds.
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Black African magic potion.
1. Import a child and abuse, cut arms and legs and head off. Boil and add to the pot.
Don’t forget to dump torso in Thames.
Kill an albino, remove liver and boil.
Find the most endangered monkey you can and arse rape the PG Tips drinking chap. Then remove penis and add to the Tea.
All of this will allow your family a better chance of wealth and immigration status to the UK. Live in the UK and stab your way to better jobs and homes…
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They have a lot to teach us, not.
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