Just look at the picture below and it immediately provokes the word poofter.
This mincing, middle-aged Poundland Oscar Wilde iron, presented last nights BAFTA awards, the annual mutual back-slapping event for left wing luvvies and champagne socialists.
Cumming is one of those effeminate “men” who loves to drag in the fact that he is quare at any and every opportunity. He is Scottish, and has always been bottom of the barrel, despite decamping (or camping) to Hollywood, where he was treated as the Z lister he is.
Trust the BBC to find a bloody fairy to prance about for your delectation. I suppose Alan Carr was having an important meeting on Hampstead Heath last night, so was unavailable:
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
Congratulations admin on finding us that picture. Truly stomach turning.
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It’s put me off my morning whisky 🥃
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You beat me to it.
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That picture is truly fucking horrible. I spent most of yesterday evening making a birthday cake for the other half, and neither of us wants any now.
A Glaswegian woman I know hates this cunt because she says he is always slagging off anything that is genuinely Scottish.
I have to say that none of the gay men I’ve known have carried on like this – this dozy cunt is probably causing trouble for them, truth be told.
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“How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine up my arse”
-Dean Martin
Christ Alans a stereotype.
Limp wristed, neckerchief wearing, handbag swinging,
Caked in makeup,
Ducky darling.
Tell you what you can try acting Alan,
Try acting like a man yiu you boring little cunt.
Later honky tonk 🖕
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Dunno where that ‘yiu’ came from?
Chinese hacked my phone.
Fuck off Squint Eastwood
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Silly 🦆y.Full camp oven please UT
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He should tell his agent he’s slightly altering his name… Alan’s cum… 💦 Oooo er matron
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The bafta’s. Is that still going.
Must be racist to have British in its title..
Did that wonderful documentary adolescence not sweep the board?
Or at least won best comedy.
Still it gives work to boring poòfs, so something for Rodney to do next year.
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Now doing his “in your mouth” tour, i thank you.
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Alan Cumming deep in your bottom cavity.
Look out look out there’s a shitstabber about.
Good morning.
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BAFTA = Bone-hard Alan fucks the arse.
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On second thoughts, and in view of his sort’s predilection for fresh meat, I’ll change that to:
Bone-hard Alan fucks teenage arse.
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Recognise the twats boat race for something, but not my cup of tea when it comes to entertainment. Looked the cunt up and found out he’s a greedy bastard, wanting both worlds for his todger. Shall have to dismiss the iron on the grounds of irresponsible responsibility.
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….besides delusions of grandeur.
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What does Alan cum-in?
Lots of things by the look of the deviant..
Is see that other queen Ian McKellen wants to do a trans version of twelfth night.. sounds like a laugh riot.
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I Barry, preferred Ian McKellen, when playing Walter. Only for these annoying days they won’t show the real life of Mental Homes. I recorded all the Walters and go back to them for a good old laugh.
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Even watching the BAFTA’s makes you automatically a cunt and quite possibly a woofter too.
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Do we know who won the award for best luvvy this year?
Asking for a friend…
Morning all.
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I miss the old style gayness. Homosexualism was a private business done in closets or on the Common. You knew that senior civil servants, top politicians and sundry toffs would be that way inclined so you knew who and where to avoid.
Nowadays anyone can be one. They could leap out at you anywhere and from any angle – nobs to the fore and lipstick up on their nipples. It you object to such overt bum championing you will get your collar felt by some fatso who, for all you know, will be of similar persuasion.
My advice? Wear heavily reinforced trouserage.
Good morning, everyone.
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Nowadays any production involving luvvie’s has to be fronted by a mental defective who thinks he’s a woman or an abominable example of poovery. This is as good as the law. The new order is upon us brothers, many psychics agree that WW3 is very near. Gird your loins and be prepared the time of deviancy is nigh.
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Just another Quare, an actor (what else could he be) at the Baffi bum festival that no one gives a shit about other than the luvvies.
Bottoms up
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On the subject of pretentious narcissists, here’s a little reminder…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCItCBAbed8&t=45s
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Alan Cumming deep and hard in your bottom cavity.
Look out look out there’s a sh1tst4bber about.
Good afternoon.
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