Unfunny comedians

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A cunting required for the scourge of unfunny comedians these days, there isn’t a link due to this being of my opinion [twisted as it is].

Red nose week coming up, where the unfunniest so called comedians try to separate us from our cash, it will be like watching cars rust. Then there are unfunny cunts like Rosie Jones, Amy Schumer and the unfunniest cunt of them all Katherine fucking Ryan, who the fuck wants to see her and her family making cunts of themselves, they all seem to need to bring in the family these days, must be for comedic support [god knows they need it], then there are new comedy shows like —The Last one to laugh—- I strongly suspect the last one to laugh will be me, the couple who recently got divorced [ funniest thing they ever did in my opinion], cunts one and all.

The list of these fuckers is endless, ugly bespeckled lesbians, tikkitackies with wonky eyes, that fuck monkey with lots of teeth not fucking funny on any level. Good comedians too scared to say something funny to avoid the dole queue, when exactly did this country get to this state?

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178 thoughts on “Unfunny comedians”

      • Lenny’s not her hubby. They were divorced 15 years ago. She’s currently married to a white fuck.

  3. Jo Brand.

    Besides being an ugly, fat cunt she is so fucking annoying.

    Every time she tells a ‘joke’ she makes a wierd noise.
    EEEEEERRRRRRMMMMMMM!

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  6. I loathe ‘comedians’ who are are a bit – well – spazzy.
    And, I hate if they use that to get noticed.

    That little fucker who was on Britain’s Got Talent in 2013.
    Jack Carroll, I think he was called. A horrible little sod.
    Kept screeching ‘Ooooh! Am on telly! They’ll stop me benefits!’
    Of course, the audience wet themselves. A horrendous one trick mong. Last thing I heard, the BBC (naturelment) were going to give him his own series.

    And that creature from that woke Maltesers advert. At a wedding, and it says smugly to its (rather attractive) friend, the bride, ‘I’ve got the Best Man’s phone number’. Fuck off. She’d be lucky to get a date with Davros or the little fellah E,T., Good looking blokes at weddings do not go for things that look like they are from The Day The Earth Stood Still. It was supposed to be funny, but it was cringeworthy and shit.

    And, don’t get me started on Rosie Jones. The worst British comedienne since Jo Brand and Ruby Wax.

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    • Stewart Lee is meant to have been diagnosed as autistic as has the butch Aussie lezzer Hannah Gadsby. I wonder if thats why I find neither in the slightest bit amusing never mind funny. Fans of both try to make out that their humour is very clever and requires intelligence to understand it. Sod being clever just try telling funny jokes and stop claiming to be special.

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    • Jack Carroll can still be seen most nights Norman. He’s a regular in Coronation st. Only got the part as a friend of his just happens to be the producer. And he is a terrible actor just as he is a comedian.

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      • Jack Caroll will be well suited to modern Corrie, Jill.
        The array of freaks, poofs, ethnics and weirdos that now inhabit the Street. Even long term straight characters are being turned dyke.

      • Kevin Webster is arguably the worst long term term character in the show’s history. He is fucking shite.

        He sounds like a Dalek from Miles Platting.

  7. And that plank of wood that is married to Scarlett Johansson.
    Colin Jost. He’s on Saturday Shite Live, and he’s about as funny as crabs. He’s like a talking snooker ball.

    And, he get to shag that All the more reason to hate him.

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  10. Judy Garland was genuinely funny. She could destroy hecklers on the spot.

    Other grand Hollywood ladies were also funny A young Anthony Hopkins remembered being in stitches, as Katherine Hepburn made him laugh on the set of The Lion In Winter.

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    • You are so right, Norman. I have an album of radio sketches she did with Bob Hope and Bing Crosby (among others) – true comedy gold.

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  11. Max Wall was before his time, who hated his audience and did a good mime joke, when trying to play the piano and adjusting the lengths of his arms. Also face and mouth contortionist with weird jokes.

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    • Max Miller was good with his double entendres. It was the case of having to be at the time when unable to say things too rude.

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  12. WC Fields was very funny, as were The Marx Brothers. The Ritz Brothers, on the other hand, were absolute dog poo. Apparently The Prophet Muhammad was an absolute riot, always farting and pretending it was someone else.

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  13. Reg Varney was underrated.

    We all know him as Stan in On The Buses. But he did his own show, and he did all kinds of routines and sketches. He even played the piano, and his sketch as Liberace was very good.

    His serious turn in ‘The Best Pair Of Legs In The Business’ was also excellent.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKgvJI9sTcA

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      • The black comedian in our goal, Norman, isn’t funny either.
        That stupid cunt of a manager has only gone and backed him up by criticising himself for being poor at management. Must be bumming each other.

      • That Black Banana will cause us untold damage, Sammy.
        He makes Paddy Roche look like Pat Jennings.

    • If he is bad at management – which he undoubtedly is – why is he even there? Amorim is a fucking clown

      I am already sick of him saying bollocks like ‘We were shit’ ‘I am shit’ and ‘We play more shit than we play good’.

      Get him out.

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      • Like the way she ended the interview as he was welling up and getting emotional……nowadays on tv that’s called the ‘money shot’ and all the producers and associated cunts would get a pat on the back for it, and no doubt a bonus.

        Cunts.

      • Still watch the films couple of times a years that fucking monkey driving the bus must be like living in London now

  14. Roy Plomley on Desert Island Discs, didn’t know at the time, when saying to Arthur Askey, nearing the end of his career, that he’d be able to put his feet up soon. Yes, he could put them anywhere, due to amputation from gangrene.

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  15. Elaine Stritch was a truly really funny lady comedian.

    Her dark comedy, when taking to the eyeball of her ‘husband’ in Tales of the Unexpected is still funny and memorable.

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  16. I know he is an acting and film legend. But Albert Finney was funny as fuck in Saturday Night and Sunday Morning. When he shoots that fat old gossip up the arse and he’s slagging off all the small minded cunts he lives around. Still magical.

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    • I always like to watch this film for nostalgic reasons, I think it was Shirley Anne Field’s first film, now she’s left us. Doesn’t time fly.

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      • Indeed it was Shirley’s first film.

        I’m a big Albert fan, Sammy.

        I have all his stuff. Charlie Bubbles, Night Must Fall, Two For The Road, and even Scrooge.

        A local lad made good.

  17. OT. I see Sir/Saint/Lord/Prince ‘Mo’ Salah has signed on for another two years at Liverpool.

    They obviously gave in and paid him what he wanted then.
    And all that public tantruming about ‘leaving’.
    What a cunt.

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    • It’s a pity that they seemed to have turned comments off on that video. I’m sure there would have been a fair few slagging him off vs a spirited defence from his friends in “the community” which would have been infinitely more entertaining than his dire attempt at humour. Some of his boyfriends need to take him to one side and tell him bluntly that a stand-up comedian he ‘aint.

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  20. Bruce Forsythe was funny.

    Remember on The Generation Game when he’d take the piss out of the contestants – to their faces??

    Like Cleese, Bob Hope and a few others, Brucie had one of those faces which would just make you laugh in anticipation of what they might say next.

    Anthea Redfern gave me the horn back in the day, as did Isla St. Clair when she took over the eye candy role on The Generation Game.

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  21. I miss the reality comedy shows like Till Death… where comedian Kenny Lynch allowed to have the piss taken out of him for being black. Anything for money. Now they can’t play murdering thieving evil bastards any more like in real life. For some strange reason.

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    • True, Sammy.
      TV does not reflect real life these days.

      That pile of shite EastEnders had ‘right wing’ would be terrorists in it. And, guess what? They were white and English.

      Not a paki or dinghy filth in sight.

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  25. All tv game shows are full of celeb stand up comics, never heard of any of the arrogant stuck up leftwing cunts.
    Andrew Lawence of PM!!

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  26. You want unfunny? Unfunny I shall give you…

    Current Doctor Who and BBC pet chocolate poove, Nncunti Gayblack, is to play Elizabethan playwright, KIt Marlowe.

    No doubt, there will be buggery with Shakespeare.

    I fucking despair…

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  27. I don’t like comedians, I like the stream of consciousness on everyday things, and finding humour in it.

    Billy, the Big Yin, is a prime example of this. His “shark in the water” skit is class.

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