I love dogs – the four legged, tail wagging variety, but not some of the old dogs who pose as MP. Let’s take this old hag Owatemi (what a fine old English name!) she is a 41 year old Labourite, who has reached the government as a senior Treasury (!) minister, and the grasping fat-arsed greedy old cow is charging us £900 a year for her dog’s accommodation. Her landlord charges extra for dogs. The dog is a Cockapoo (which sounds like the state a man’s member would be in if he stuck it up Streeting’s capacious and overused arse), This old boiler works in the department that sanctioned the benefit cuts implemented by Richard lll this week. She looks a bit of a porker and lezzie to go with it – the sort of thing Lammy would have sired if he got together with Dawn Butler.
You will hunt in vain for any mention on the BBC, of course, so this will have to do:
Nominated by : W. C. Boggs
Oh what am I ? A thieving fat arsed black cunt.
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Sootys and dogs don’t usually get on?
Think it’s the rubbing their arse on the carpet, and the smell.
Donts have very sensitive noses! 😂
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Her own dog will constantly be sniffing her arsehole for drugs.
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Poor dogs.
Being near a gölly or a påkı must be torture for them.
Like having a superhero power of seeing under clothing in a world of 40 stone wimmin.
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Similar to your namesake, in Tom & Jerry.
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Meant the 40 stone fat arsed robust career of.
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Q. Why do police dogs lick their arse?
A To get the taste of uppity tea swigger out of their mouth.
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Silly chimp.Back to Calais dear.
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She needs a cock or two, to put her in her place.
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She’s lucky,my landlord won’t even allow me to keep a black.
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I’m my own landlord and there’s been times I’ve tried throwing myself out.
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Have this simian and David Lammy ever been seen in the same room together?
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Yes, shagging.
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To be honest Sammy I don’t think even Clammy would fancy a go on that.
Probably prefers to stick to chimpanzees.
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I can picture Lammy propositioning her: “Ah’s a gonna thrill you, like you’ve never been thrilled befaw – I’m’s a gonna tickle your belly button, honey child”
She says ‘ but I’ve had that befaw, Papa Lammy”
He replies: “What -from the INSIDE!!!!
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This shit-gibbon has a bigger ballsack than Lammy.
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Its time to dust down the old card in the window.
No blacks
No Irish
No dogs
The poor little doggies, what have they done to cause offence.
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My dog wouldn’t approve.
Unlike me my dogs not very progressive.
Hates Robertsons, ramjams , gypoos etc
Can’t abide lesser races.
Someone pointed out after it goes for one of them I give it a treat and a loving pat on the head,
But this is just my way of calming the dogs racist aggression.
Same when I loosen the lead and whisper. “go on, have the cunt”
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Richard the III love it W.C.
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Taiwo looks like constantly laughing TV dollop of shite Rusty Lee?
Never trust anyone who’s always laughing.
They’re hiding something.
What’s so funny Rusty?
Probably got a load of dead partially eaten bodies in the cellar
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Not always true, MNC.
I’ve a number of partially eaten bodies my cellar and I only like to laugh when unpleasant things happen, like Rod Hull falling off his roof.
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Well I didn’t find it funny.
Rod rolling down the roof in a blizzard of dislodged roofing tiles, a enraged Emu and tangled in aerial cable.
No laughing matter.
https://youtu.be/TxAFdTCkQS0?si=OMhpR2sDqv_v1hLq
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Excellent.
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Hasn’t the cement dried yet ?
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No wonder the cunts are always laughing and joking.
Anything they want,it’s free or subsidised by taxation..
“The filet mignon is still awfully reasonable isn’t it Rachel?”
Gravy Train Arseholes.
Oven.
Good morning.
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Oh and all ethnics should be banned from ever holding any kind of public office.
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Anyone with a scrabble-bag name, usually containing a load of W’s, K’s and more vowels than the person has braincells, should automatically be deported.
Im not fussy where to, put them on the Moon for all I care, just get rid.
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Intelligent dog, Mis. It knows when going for foreigners, it’ll get a treat.
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Meant to go in your dog’s yard.
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One has to laugh, unless one pays taxes. One of the reason for the pensioner cull I suppose. The cunts were arguing about saving the last blast furnace in U.K. Has the dildo collection that is our leaders realised you can’t make everything out of fucked bikef frames and clapped out fridges. Seems they have and told the chinks to go fuck themselves, must say my garst was flabbered.
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Tony Blair’s body should be shipped to Africa for burial fairly soon.
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Surely for food?
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O/T thought you pervs would like this.
https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1910481190148333634?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1910481190148333634%7Ctwgr%5Eac1366e4a88fd70bac41b2916439615cdab1166a%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fus%2Fmassive-nude-woman-statue-blue-city-sparks-reaction-after-public-unveiling-embarrassed
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Thanks Harry, that’s got mine standing to attention.
That bloke looks like he’s trying to climb into Dirty Ange’s sloshpit.
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It looks like that statue in Jason and the Argonauts.
San Francisco should think twice about it.
A 50ft rampaging statue would scare the homosexual *population of San Francisco.
* Not everyone is a puff in San Francisco.
Some are tramps
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This cunt has Treasury responsibilities ffs. Obviously there as an expert advisor to Reeves. Briefings must be delivered like episodes of fucking Playschool. One James Bowler is the Permanent Secretary to HMT. His job must be a right laugh. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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Is the worker filling in the labia, or making one.
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He’s having his weekly facesitting session. I hear she charges £50 clean or £100 dirty.
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If she is only fiddling £900 she is just an amateur, maybe it’s just the tip of the iceberg.
Blicks and P’s in the HoC, what a fucking disgrace.
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The biggest expenses scandal since David Lammy demanded a tyre swing in his Parliamentary office.
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If I was an M.P, O’d demand my chief of staff be either a midget or a mongol (preferably both), ostensibly to pretend it was for progressive reasons, but it would actually be for either hilarity or sexiness, depending on whether the window licker was male or female.
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How about this one Cunt Engine?
YouTube
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Haha, brilliant, LL!
A RILF!
🤭
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So what is the ‘OR link’?
If you don’t know Cunt Engine, then no one will.
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Instead of ‘OnlyFans’…’OnlyRetards’!
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Not to be outdone, I bet Kweer will be adding £900 to his expenses for housing his pet poodle, little Wes.
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Black people are fucking hopeless as politicians.
Is there any black country on earth that is successful with a black Prime Minister?
If the jungle bunnies had any sense they would only have white politicians in their own parliaments.
Putting black politicians in the government of a white country can only lead to disaster.
It’s not racist to suggest that someone should only be put up for election if they possess the correct skill set.
That would exclude blacks as they are inherently lazy and useless.
No point in giving them a chance or the benefit of the doubt as they will only disappoint you.
The same goes for Pákís.
Thet are always corrupt.
Good morning.
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They do it to fuck up the economy for us whites.
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United drop cameroon for game at the toon.
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No point in sending coal to Newcastle.
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Reap what you sow on this one. Should stick to cotton or frying chiggin. (Should not also be allowed to have a dog)
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O/T
Arrest warrant issued for Labour effnik Chewlip Suckdick.
Silly girl, she must have taken her kids’ iPads off them to make them get on with their homework.
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Elsewhere a Prime Minister has sacked his deputy for taking a lavish trip abroad.
The trip was not paid for out of public funds, it was paid for by the Deputy Prime Minister out of his own pocket.
However, this extravagance was at a time when the people of that country were facing an economic downturn.
The country whose Prime Minister has taken this correct decision, to demonstrate that they are willing to make sacrifices if the electorate are is Iran.
Who would have thought that Iran would be more morally astute than elsewhere?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy0xy21m7lo
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