Russell has been charged with rape😮
He’s always been a bit of a saucy monkey,
But maybe he’s innocent?
Three of the charges against him happened in Westminster.
And Westminster has the biggest concentration of sex offenders in Europe.
Could of been anyone off the front benches?
That aside he likes yoga.
Yoga , crystals , new age bullshit and conspiracy bollocks.
Which makes me think he’s guilty .
If a man does yoga he’s severed the social contract of what’s suitable behaviour for a man.
Lots of people despise him for telling elderly Manuel from Fawlty Towers he’d fucked his granddaughter over the phone in.
Pretty low right?
He’s clearly a bit puddled, but is he a rapist?
You decide!!
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
Never liked this cunt. They can change him with anything they like for me. Always sounded like a closet fucking iron.
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Charge him with anything. Silly twat.
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He has the look of someone who is sticky to the touch. A bit like that Christina Aguilera..
You wouldn’t want to brush up against him.
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I’ve avoided this cunt and his cuntics (antics by cunts) up ’til now, but that nom pic above denotes to me a cunt who really REALLY loves the smell of his own farts.
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Smarmy talentless media fickwut who spent a decade convinced of his own genius and conning braying liberal bell ends into enabling him.
Not a crime as such but deserving of a cunting for that alone.
Let the jury decide.
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As a dirty old man, of many years standing, I do have to say that the fucking “Me, Too” organisation has bred a lot of misandrists, who, having fallen for a bloke, have changed their minds, perhaps because the bloke wasn’t quite as generous with his money and has convinced herself she had her legs forced open. I can just imagine Dirty Ange doing something like that
I take this opportunity to completely deny that I have yodelled in Angie’s canyon, whatever she says I did. And her blowjobs weren’t up to much.
I don’t like Brand, but it is strange how so many women only seem to realise they were taken advantage of years after their “ordeal”. I always remember the woman who claimed Jimmy Savile raped her in 1958 – fifty years later.
A pity we are not in Scotland as I think in cases like this a “not proven” verdict would be best.
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Three of them in Westmonster. Interesting.
I’m going for Emily Fivebellies, Analease Dudds and Jess Halitosis.
They’re just fuming because they’re the only women he turned ever down.
Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned.
NOT GUILTY Your Honour.
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Correction –
‘he ever turned down’
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Dirty Filthy Fishy Ange. Without a shadow of a doubt.
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When he gets old and decrepit. Get one of your mates and give him a ring, taking the piss. Let’s see how this cunt likes it.
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True Sammy.
Brand and that Oscar Wilde meets Elmer Fudd cunt Jonafun Woss were scum when they did that to Andrew Sachs.
Both of the sods should have been birched.
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Hi Norman,
They should’ve been put in the stocks also.
Both of us have had plastic surgery. I look like Maguire when he’s normally asleep at the back.
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I saw this oily fuckwit at Old Trafford one night.
It was a European Cup game (Champions League, my arse) and still in the Fergie era.. Real Madrid were the visitors, and it was Ronaldo’s first return,
Brand – a supposed West Aiiiim fan – got a free ticket. When even legendary (and I mean real ones, like Martin Buchan) couldn’t get one.
But…. But what sort of twat would give such a then coveted ticket to such a loudnouthed slippery mockney cunt?
A kindred spirit and another knob.. Rio fucking Ferdinand, that’s who. Wobbly Gobbed Tosser.
Needless to say, Brand acted Billy Big Bollocks, and he really is as much of a cunt as you might think.
Nothing would surprise me about this fucker. He has eyes like Great White Shark, and he probably acts like one and all. Throw away the bloody key, I say, And let his hairy arse get worn out in Pentonville.
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How much of a cabbage can Kunty Perry be?
When she married Brand, she could have had any lad in the world with a click of her fingers. She looked that shit hot at the time. Movie stars, rock stars, business high flyers, royalty….
Yet, she marries this slithering weird eyed gobshite Essex cunt, who looked like he’d been thrown in a vat of pubic hair.
The daft slag also posed in West Aiiiiiiiim shirts and the like.
I know she’s known to have a brain the size of a walnut, But come on,,,,,
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Would you though? Even after a smackhead like Brand has bene at it???
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Well, Rik…
I certainly would have done before she met Brand.
After? Probably not. I wouldn’t want some Essex Cunt;s sloppy seconds.
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A cunt? Certainly, he’s a typically opinionated, deluded, self obsessed, arrogant, Narcissistic, know it all, hypocritical, champaign socialist fighting wealth inequality one flute of Bollinger at a time from within a multi million pound home. When he speaks it is God descending on the masses to dispense His Devine wisdom and woe betide any pleb or “fascist” that has the sheer audacity to disagree with Him.
In short, I can’t stand the cunt. Oh and he’s about as funny a testicular cancer.
A rapist? Nah, can’t see it.
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Fuck sake, “about as funny AS testicular cancer” damn these fat thumbs!!! They are the bane of my life I tell you, they make typing whilst driving this bus a bloody nightmare, maybe I’ll wait till I come to a stop next time.
Hehehe.
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I hate the bastard too, Rik.
But you could be right.
For some inexplicable reason, the scruffy twat was a fanny magnet.
Let’s face it, he pulled , married – and screwed – Katy Perry in her prime. But, of course, her notorious stupidity has to taken into account.
Then again, I have seen the bloke in person and quite close up. And he has eyes that are similar to Christopher Lee when he was Dracula. So, who knows?
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And, you know who Russell’s ‘bezzie mate’ is don’t you?
Noel Gallagher.
Liam, however, despises Brand. Even an oaf like him is repelled by such a revolting hairy creature.
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Just a cunt. Hang draw and quarter it.
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Yeah, agree with most of the sentiment on here. Best play safe and lock him up.
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Does look like a mad gypsy whose gone off the rails.
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He looks like a negative of Papa Lazarou.
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Repulsive, unfunny cunt.
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Shagging the cunt must have been a plus to some but then when it became a bit of ‘what, you let that piece of garbage shag you’ maybe the only way out was, he raped me 😂
I don’t really care one way or the other, he is just another cunt among many.
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Used to despise the cunt at the height of his fame. Allegedly the offences took place when he was at his peak fame but no one said fuck all then. Like anyone very famous he could get away with it and no one said fuck all as long as he played the game.
Somewhere along the line Brand decided there was more to life than sex and drugs, got clean, married his current wife, had children and retreated from celebrity.
He’s also become very outspoken about the establishment and becomes more conservative and converted to Christianity.
This is when they come after him. Coincidence? Now whether he’s guilty or not I don’t know but it seems if a celebrity starts singing their own song the establishment comes for them.
Roman Polanski is still lauded by the s’lebs and we all know he’s a self admitted fiddler.
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Could end up with a cocky wocky up his botty wotty
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When he was younger he used to kick his puppy down the stairs, run down to comfort it then do it again simply just to confuse the poor little thing. Fucking evil cunt. He admitted this act of cruelty in his book.
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If this is true Jill then I’m fucking disgusted.
That is psychotic behaviour.
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Cunt of the highest order HJ. People were defending him over it using his youth as an excuse for bad behaviour😡
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A lady! friend of mine tells me he likes spitting on ladies during passionate ‘encounters’; what a disgusting individual…
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Perhaps I should reluctantly add, ‘allegedly’…?
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Feed him to the hungry sharks 🦈🦈.As funny as runny diarrhoea.
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He sexually assaulted me.
On the allotments.
It was going dark and I was putting away my tools ready for home.
That’s when it happened.
Stratching me, tugging at my clothes, slim with a wiry strength,
I ran my face covered in scratches and he’d gone.
Now people say it might of been a nearby rosebush I’d gotten snagged on.
And my overdeveloped imagination.
They point out he was on a podcast thousand miles away when I said this happen.
But it was definitely him!
Spindly and sharp, smelling of horse shit and roses.
If he wants me to drop the charges he better dig deep the sinister fucker.
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It’ll have been him alright Mis, he’s a sexual predator make no mistake.
Mind, you got off lightly. One dark evening I was putting some fresh bedding in the dog’s kennel when he crept up behind me and committed the most disgusting sexual attack you could imagine.
I knew it was him by his long, matted hair, heavy breathing and foul smelling breath. First he slavered his long tongue all over my face then mounted me from behind, grunting all the time the filthy bastard. The ordeal probably only lasted seconds but it felt like hours.
I was so ashamed I’ve never spoken about it till now.
Do you think I should report it to the police?
#MeToo
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“he crept up behind me and committed the most disgusting sexual attack you could imagine”.
Well it was either Russell Brand or Cunt Engine, Geordie.
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Definitely.
He shouldn’t be allowed to escape justice.
I’ve lived for years with this and buried it deep in my psyche.
When I heard some woman was facing a multi million pound payout for a similar attack?
Well it all came flooding back.
It’s not about the money.
Despite me circling nice things in the Janet frazer catalogue.
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There is no doubt in my mind this beggar was “knee deep in clunge” when he was on TV all the time,plenty of wimmin will have been more than happy to accommodate his wishes.
Seems to me there are a great many forgetful yet strangely predatory females out there who have jumped aboard the “celebrity compo” bus,which has become a entire industry of its own over the past decade or so.
Brand may well be a celebrity cunt,by no means unique of course,but to be accused of sêx crimes decades after the event reeks of the worst kind of lawfare,the sullied abused wimmin with apparent amnesia,after a very easy giant payday.
On the other hand,fuck the lot of them,cesspit vermin.
Transcendental Oven.
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Rapist or not, he’s definitely a massive cunt.
Annoying as fuck too
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He looks like he could do with being scrubbed with bleach. I once saw him while I was on holiday in Cornwall, he was with David Baddiel.
Needless to say I never stayed in Coverack again, if this is the type of cunt that goes there.
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Him and Jonathon Ross. Two cunts who felt brave enough together to bully an old man.
About as funny as a toothache.
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I suspect Andrew Sachs is thankful that it was Brand who ploughed his granddaughter and not Johnafon woss.
That spitty fattongued media whore.
I think fitting justice would be for Russell to pin down johnafuns wife Jane while I drain my spuds in her.
She makes me growl a bit.
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When Johnny’s daughter is swimming in the sea people should out “Save the whale”.Fat lump.
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SHOUT.SPASTIC PHONE.
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Another filthy degenerate hiding in plain sight for 15 plus years.
Allegations of sexual assault ignored or covered up by his principal employers, Channel 4 and the BBC.
Quelle surprise.
Soon as his alleged criminality began showing signs of coming home to roost he plays the religion card, expecting us to believe he’s now transformed into an upstanding Christian family man.
Yeah right, not everyone was born yesterday.
File under: Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Huw Edwards, Jimmy Savile, etc, etc….
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I’ll never forgive him, or that soppy lisping twat Ross, for what they did to poor Manuel 😡😡
I’d do the same to Ross, if his daughter wasn’t such a fucking fat ugly munter 🤮
I don’t give two fucks whether Brand is innocent or guilty.
I’d hang the cunt either way.
And his fat fuck, dribbling chum.
Good afternoon and Get To Fuck. 👍🌄
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We sent out a search party for you.
Only their horses came back.
You winning Jack? 👍
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Nipped out for a loaf, a couple of weeks ago.
Then everything went fuzzy 😃
I’m in good heart ❤️
If just a tad demented 🤪😛
All right pal ?
Has everyone been paying their subs ?
Or do we have to get the nutcrackers out ? 😁
That JP has long pockets and short arms.
Kick his walking stick from under him 😃
LOL
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I’ve been keeping them all in line Jack.
Like herding cats.
My friend, the American boy has gone 😢
I’ll never forget him.
Fly free Corporal Cuntstick
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More importantly, where’s Ron?
Haven’t seen him for at least 2 weeks.
Normally posts 24/7.
Hope that bounder Willie Stroker hasn’t caught up with him…
😳
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PS. The tight cunt
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