Russell Brand (14)

Russell has been charged with rape😮

He’s always been a bit of a saucy monkey,
But maybe he’s innocent?

Three of the charges against him happened in Westminster.
And Westminster has the biggest concentration of sex offenders in Europe.
Could of been anyone off the front benches?

That aside he likes yoga.
Yoga , crystals , new age bullshit and conspiracy bollocks.
Which makes me think he’s guilty .

If a man does yoga he’s severed the social contract of what’s suitable behaviour for a man.

Lots of people despise him for telling elderly Manuel from Fawlty Towers he’d fucked his granddaughter over the phone in.
Pretty low right?

He’s clearly a bit puddled, but is he a rapist?

You decide!!

bbcnews

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

71 thoughts on “Russell Brand (14)

  1. ^ ‘put and out’ : OUT and out …

    I declare from this point forward. Typos I spot after the fact shall fall into 2 categories .. the simple ones such as, say, ‘yhe’ where the gibberish word is not an actual word, and a ‘the’ was clearly intended … shall remain un-stated in a follow up. Or errant extra letters. This fucking phone likes to alter “in” to “I.” for some fucking reason.

    2nd category, words truly butchered and potentially indecipherable, will get an asterisk corrected word.

    But for fucks sake, if I DO type ‘yhe’, ‘the’ (the most used word in the English language) doesn’t even get proffered by the device as an alternative to a non existent word.

    A ‘self driving’ car shall NEVER ‘self drive’ ne anywhere, that’s for fucking sure!

  2. He did a similar thing to that Canadian cunt Brian B.A. Adams, of who I have no respect for either. They both brought a very busy pub, then promptly closed them down, but for different reasons. Adams added his property to it, having previously complained about the noise, & Brand turned part of his purchase into a recording studio. Brand a teetotaller should not have gone anywhere near it. He could have instead just as easily brought a barn, then converted it. As for B.A. he ought to have just fucked off back to Canada.

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