Missionaries


Ever met a missionary?

Wed sometimes get them in the 70/80s knocking at the door.

Not the pith helmeted bewhiskered ones like Dr Livingstone

These were Osmond looking cunts from America bringing us the word of God.

North Sentinel island is populated by uncontacted tribesmen.
They are resistant to visitors and not particularly friendly.

In 2018 a American Evangelist john chau went there despite it being illegal to do so,
Putting the stone age miserabilists who lived there in danger.
They have no resistance to modern disease.

They met John on the beach and rather than discuss religion they slaughtered him with spears.

This year a American has been arrested after going there and leaving the natives a can of coke as a international symbol of brotherhood.

I’m betting stone age people isolated from the world don’t appreciate Coca cola?
Or smallpox,
Or flu,
Or fuckin doorknockers mithering about Jesus?

Leave the antisocial twats alone!

If you don’t get the message after a spear in the belly?
You’ll never take the hint.

Lad Bible.

Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt

63 thoughts on “Missionaries

  1. Uncannily, some Jehovah’s Witnesses actually rang my door bell last Sunday morning.

    Once a regular weekend morning site in the 70s and 80s. But I haven’t seen one of those cranks for years.

    Anyway, they gave me this leaflet about ‘celebrating’ the death of the ‘real Jesus’.
    The real one? How many of them are there?

    But – in all those years – they haven’t changed. Suit, creepy grin, weird sidekick who skulks behind them saying nothing.

    Also, it made me feel quite nostalgic. I was half expecting the Football Pink, Weekend World, Annie Nightingale’s request show, and Stars on Sunday.

    And, at least they were a change from islam. I’m sick oof the sight of those shitehawks.

    • Nice picture on it of Jebus?

      Same leaflet I got that I unsuccessfully used to try to get daughter to stop swearing.

      She thought it was a birthday card for an Arab.

      Dear me the youth of today.

      • What’s happened to me picture?

        It’s not right you know.Scoundrels everywhere.

      • There’s a bit of talk about avatars at the bottom of the previous page, U.T. …

        Had I ever had offspring, I would have maybe – instead of trying to make ’em stop swearing, .. teach them to swear good and proper! Double meaning phrases, hidden insults the whole 9 yards … even foreign swearwords. Before the Internet, I christened an unpleasant cunt ‘Manyouk’ nicknamewise, ha ha. The stupid fuckin’ manyouk.

        (iraqi word for a dude that likes to take a Lubbocking)

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