“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Home Affairs Correspondent Ron Knee reporting on the growing scandal concerning the travel expenses of Lindsay Hoyle, Speaker of the House of Commons.
Now as well-versed followers of this site know, the Speaker presides over debates in the House, determining which members may speak, and which amendments are selected for consideration. He is also responsible for maintaining order during debate. A very important role in the work of government we can agree, but specific; this is done within the confines of Westminster. You’d think that there wasn’t much call for the Speaker to venture any great distance in the performance of his duties.
But not so in the case of Mr Speaker Hoyle. Sir Lindsay has itchy feet and likes to get out and about, and by that, I mean further than the Commons’ tea room. Oh yes, much further; so much so that in just two years, he’s taken himself off to such exotic and distant climes as Gibraltar, St Helena and South Africa, Canada, the US, Australia and the Cayman Islands. Nineteen trips in fact, raking up a tab of a cool £250k. in the process.
Naturally we aren’t talking about economy rates here. We’re talking hotels at £900 a night, and swanning around in the likes of the Ritz-Carlton in LA. There’s a five-day knees-up in the Caribbean costing £23k. There’s £4.5k on cars during one visit alone. And let’s not forget the dolphin safari. Yes, we’re talking superior class travel and accommodation all the way. It’s roll out the red carpet for ‘Long-haul Lindsay’, and guess who’s picking up the tab? Why, it’s you and me of course, Joe and Jane Taxpayer. Ironically, the only train that Mr Speaker can be seen boarding is the gravy train.
Funnily enough, Sir Lindsay’s little excursions always seem to be to what might be regarded as highly desirable locations rather than less salubrious destinations around the globe. Funny that. They’re often termed ‘fact-finding trips’, which to me is just Whitehall waffle for ‘junket’. Nice work if you can get it.
‘Ordure! Ordure, Mr Speaker!’ This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.
Nominated by : Ron Knee
Lindsay is a girl’s name. Must be a quare.
Bring back Betty Boothroyd.
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Dresses in wimmins clothes after hours.
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I know his brother.
Doreen
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I know his sister, Olive.
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Might make the debating chamber a bit smelly, Geordie, but she’d probably do a better job than most of the current crop, even now.
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I thought this cunt would be an improvement on that little jerk Bercow. Wrong. It seems Labour are in general bigger freeloading cunts than the Tories. Perhaps none of the cunts ever having proper jobs robs them of any sense of public responsibility.
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As has been pointed out CC, that little prick Bercow took a decade to run up the same tab as ‘Just Stop’ Hoyle has done in just two years.
This guy’s really playing the system. A socialist with an expense account is a frightening sight indeed.
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They remind you of that woman years ago who said she was going to “spend, spend, spend”. And she did. Now she is dead. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, Lindsay & Kweer – it tolls for thee.
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Certainly a big improvement of both Gorbals Mick Martin and that ultimate cunt Bercow. My wife’s sister and brother in law stayed in the same hotel as him during their summer holidays and he was nice to their 2 children, so he is alright in my book and I can’t agree with this cunting.
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Was he picking up his own tab do you think Wank?
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I would hope so Ron.
Lindsey Hoyle is the son of Doug Hoyle, a Liverpudlian trade Union leader, so it would go against the family traditions if he did. I feel bloody old that I can remember the Speaker’s father.
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Just another snout in the trough. Never mind, just raise a few more taxes.
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Wonder how many trips the cunt would be making and who he would invite if he footed the bill himself .a fucking retard could do his job if that’s what you call it.why we put up with this shit is beyond me, these cunts waste money while pensioners freeze cunts
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The same greasy pòof who got bullied by Rodney and Mrs tiddlywinks sue gray..
What a weak cunt, I would of put Rodney’s fat head through the nearest window, and booted sue gray down the closest staircase.
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At least I’m at the stage of claiming benefits and private pensions due to age, as long as I can keep alive and annoying them. But they did get my winter fuel allowance of which they’re going to burn in hell for. I’ll see to that, don’t you worry.
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During the election campaign last year I had 3 letters from Queer Keir saying he wouldn’t interfere with my pension benefits. A little shit, weasel, lawyer cunt.
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I hope you kept hold of them, Wanksock.
I’ve still got a letter from the DWP, one line of which reads
” we promise that your State Pension will never be taxed”
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Every wanker at the top of the Labourite tree look demented, dead or just plain barmy. Look at this picture of Auntie Kweer – it looks like a really hard day on the constipation front – I bet there were teeth marks on the lavatory door this morning:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2035804/tories-labour-reform-uk-poll
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The cunt always looks as though he’s been baking one for a week.
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just another oink on top of the other oinks in the commons/lords….can I have some more gravy on my salary it’s a tad dry….🐽
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New Labour – Old Labour, they love spending other people’s money, even after it has run out.
I am sure ‘Sir’ had a damn good reason to take all those expensive trips, that being THEY WERE FREE.
We are fucking doomed, I see on the news today there is a black hole in London, this time the Met are having to cunt jobs to fill it, maybe start with the fucking knob Rowley.
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And in the house of cunts, what are they debating today, fucking Gaza… AGAIN!
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Are they discussing just how few so-called news channels are covering the hamas-murdering-Palestinian-anti-hamas–protestors story over the past few days, by annny chance?
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The few minutes I lasted watching the ‘debate’ it was Israel evil, no aid getting in, genocide….. the usual bollocks.
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Let’s not be too harsh.
The cunt would make for decent fertiliser after all.
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He does have a family resemblance to Postman Pat. A bit more chin, a pair of those glasses & a hat.
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Lindsey lives a Alan Whicker lifestyle.
He’s better traveled than Michael Palin.
Which is easy when you’re not fuckin paying.
Probably eats well too?
” I’ll have the lobster!”
Bet you will.
You was paying it’d be a plate of peas.
Greed.
Politicians and greed go together like fish n chips, eggs n bacon,
It’s what they got into the game for in the first place.
Despite him being a dodgy greedy fuck I could never take a man seriously called fuckin Lindsey.
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Fuck a plate of peas £3.75 for a bag of Birdseye in Tesco today he can have farmfoods cabbage 99p
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Sir Lancing Boil MP
Squeaker of The House of Condoms.
What a pus taker!
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Speaker of the House of Commons is one of those gigs that everyone of these parasites aspires to.
Its like getting into the House of Lords without putting up with the stale smell of piss and the snoring.
So much for that throbber Starmer and his restoring trust in politics and accountability, transparency, and integrity.
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Quite so, LL.
2TK has taken a page out of the Obumma playbook. Even Allan remembers ‘Bumma’s classic line about his administration is the most transparent in history. Which, as it turned out, was complete bullshit.
Good evening.
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I’m absolutely gutted.
I thought he was a stand-up bloke, so sad when one of your heroes turns out to have feet of clay.
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True JP.
Same with me and Idi Amin.
Turns out he wasn’t the nice bloke I thought.
Litterbug you know!
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I’m wondering which cunt authorises his expenses. Whoever the equally bent fucker is, I can picture the pair of them hiding behind a spiral staircase signing off the cost of the wholly unnecessary junkets. Fact finding my arse, he knows he’s a cunt and that’s the only relevant fact for a job in parliament, either house, and his conduct proves it.
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He must of sampled every rentboys arse from Angkor wot to Zanzibar.
These travel twats? Lonely planet guide in the back pocket,
Stickers on the suitcase
” I ❤️ Kuala Lumpur”
Fuck off.
They want you to know they’ve been these places.
“Look at me , look at me!
I’m.dead exotic me!
Hm. What are you running from?
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I went to Rochdale once, that was an experience.
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https://centralmosquerochdale.com/
Rochdale, fucking lovely..💩💩💩💩
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Sally,Sally pride of our alley, don’t stray from the alley and me
Gracie Fields was a Rochdale lass. Dirty Ange is playing her these days.
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Ps
Some overly tanned twat of a customer once was bragging to.me
” Yeah, me and the girls have just got back from Mauritius!
White sand , crystal clear water , we went scuba diving.
Have you been?”
He knew full well I hadn’t.
MNC ” Is it near Towyn?”
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Did you say you have been dogging in Macclesfield that weekend and did he want to see any pictures?
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Deserves a public flogging.Arrogant shit weasel.
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“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.”
― Margaret Thatcher
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Lindsay is from Bolton like funnyman Peter Kay,
Steeplejack and icon Fred Dibnah,
Terrible husband Paddy McGuiness and Mark Radcliffe.
I wonder if he tries to tone down his broad northern accent when overseas?
” Ee, aye up chuck, can I get one of them penis coladas ?
Two straws please flower”
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And a babby’s head with chips peas n gravy.
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If dealing with Johnny foreigner and you have a broad accent it can be infuriating.
Shout. Slowly.
They’re being obtuse.
They know full well what you mean.
And if they pretend to be lost ,
A common ploy by them,
Send them in the wrong direction.
Try and catch them out.
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He got his Mrs in on the act too.
Its not enough that these cunts have their own noses in the Westminster trough.
A family affair.
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Should pay it all back, the disgusting trougher.
An AI bot could do his job.
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Is it a disease?
An affliction of the mind..born of mixing with utter corruption and deceit all day every day?
Do these types fall into these decadent aloof ways because they are of weak character and soon bend to those who whisper of luxury and riches?
Or are they just despicable grasping cunts who fill their boots at taxpayer expense at the first opportunity?
The evidence seems compelling to me.
They are utterly vile,laughing,banqueting and stealing from people who subsist on a meagre pension hardworking people of every age who stupidly hoped their elected representatives would act decisively to improve their quality of life,improve their country..
It’s a shithouse of lies.
Hang them,gibbet them and have done with the cunts.
Good evening.
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Profound words that ring true to me.
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Glorified game show host, like Les Dawson on Blankety Blank, he herds the s’leb’s as they grandstand or make Smartarse quips at our expense.
Guffawing and chortling whilst they make the country a bigger mess with this cunt the ring master.
Seriously why do we put up with it?
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Whilst they’re all having a go at being comedians they are slipping things like the below under the radar.
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-fund-to-tackle-hatred-against-muslims
Laugh?
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😢
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Happy Liberation Day!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Woo!! Yeah!.
I shot the tariff
But I did not shoot the refugee!
US reciprocal tariffs hit the world.
10% for the UK.
So if you buy chocolate that tastes of vomit, garish cowboy boots,
Chewing gum and Osmond’s CDs?
Be more expensive.
Rachel Reeves yet to comment as she’s currently throwing up in the toilet.
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Yanks business and consumers pay, we don’t.
Trump making them pay 10% on UK goods imported into U.S.
No retaliatory tariffs yet on U.S. shite imported into the UK.
Doubt Sir Kweer will reciprocate.
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Yeah, let’s all jump on the Trump train and slag him off for tariffing the fuck out of everyone. What a complete bastard….oh wait….
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B2VOLvMzTqI
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I learned the word ‘reciprocity’ 🙂.
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Good luck to Trump. (Not sarcastic)
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IY@
I understand the reason he’s doing it.
But your the one paying extra for UK items that you miss .
Donald isn’t and shouldn’t be immune from a criticism on ISAC.
He’s not some Messiah figure to some of us.
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Ps
Donald also put tariffs on the McDonald island and isle of Heard.
Dunno if you want to tell him but they’re uninhabited.
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Starmski’s might now be re thinking about cancelling a democratic vote and re joining the fucking EU..
%20 tariffs bozo’s…😂
Well done Nigel…👍
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By the way, what the fuck were the twats smoking who came up with the latest KFC advert….🤬
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Herr Starmfurher couldn’t run a bath
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O/T, I’m just watching news night where a US politician is ripping Victoria Derbyshire a new arsehole….!
It’s fucking brilliant…that woman is a twat of the highest order..😂
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Lindsay? That’s a girls name! Obviously a homosexualist!
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