are for cunts.
I have always had a disdain for these items.
Just today I have seen a group of six nursery children wearing them on a beach. Why? They haven’t had to cross any roads, the beach is not packed with people, so a risk of wandering off.
More health and safety..
I have had to wear these pointless items for far too many years..
I’m not working outside with plant vehicles whizzing around or on train tracks.
I’m on the third floor of a well lit office block.
What visibility do I need?
People mainly use their eyes in those situations.
I understand steel toe caped boots and hard hats, they save you from injuries.
These things make your back sweat in summer and are forever getting snagged on things.
Didn’t help this fellow much.
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.
If you ever fancy carrying out a spate of house burglaries in the modern day Yoookay, just wear lots of hi-viz.
That way you’ll look really important and nobody will question anything.
Good afternoon.
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Loving my new avatar.
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This is what I’ve always thought. – Good observational Cunting
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For extra camouflage, carry a clipboard and have a card hanging off a lanyard around your neck.
Chances of anyone questioning you close to zero
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I can’t stand seeing politicians wearing them. Anything to make them look one of the people. If Starmer, Rayner or any of the other hanging on cunts get with in a mile of a factory, a cement mixer or even a spanner it’s on with the full dayglo safety kit for the six o’clock news. Neither of them have ever got their hands dirty in their lives but that won’t stop the deceit. It can’t be denied that parts of Rayner are dirtier than a pig farmer’s wellies but I don’t mean her hands.
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I saw a photo of 2TK the other day, he’d been addressing a group of people who were connected to the medical profession somehow, so naturally he was wearing a white lab coat, the embarrassing twat!
Angie always wears a hi viz vest and hard hat when going to order her monthly supply of builders sand.
Three guesses what it’s used for.
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Angie likes hard hats. snort
She’s probably had more hard hats than a building firm.
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Allegedly she’s seem more helmets than Hitler.
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Good call, Jeezum. I saw something about that and, thinking back, can’t be sure whether or not the adenoidally challenged twat had safety glasses on too. What a fucking fraud.
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Ang has handled more helmets than Barry Sheene.
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It’s so you can be identified as something different 😂
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hee hee Hi-viz is great.
It’s incredible some of the things you can get away with just by wearing a fluorescent tabard and a bit of bravado.
Saying no more about that to not incriminate myself.
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Indeed Harold and good afternoon.
Quite a few of the previous guests in my love dungeon have been taken in by my police tabard and auction-bought dog handler van.
“Good afternoon Madam”, I tell them, “I’ve got a special sniffer dog in there…genetic crossbreed. He’d love to say hello.”
And as they peer into the empty cage, a swift boot to the bum and she tumbles in, a pressure plate activating a gentle chloroform hybrid concoction through a couple of nozzles.
Once they’re checked into their final hotel, some smelling salts restores them immediately to consciousness and the games can begin!
Well, that’s my Easter sorted anyway.
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There’s a film there, Thomas!. I might even be able to better Frenzy!
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In keeping with the subject, might I suggest the following accoutrements to adorn your ladies, Thomas …
https://luxediary.co.uk/cdn/shop/products/image_d9d841ac-882a-45ca-8dcc-6ec0a129037b.jpg?v=1675901134&width=416
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Is that a pic of yourself, SB?
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Do you play this song for them Mr Cunt Engine?
https://youtu.be/wNhj2e1hcyA?t=17
I bet you do.
You sir, are a wrong’un.
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Thomas’ inspiration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LehcJeNbFBw
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Hi-Vis vests come in quite handy if you fancy a spot of hit-and-run on the way back from the pub of an evening.
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I can understand why you might want the kids you are looking after on the beach to be recognisable, so give each of them a hi-viz sun hat.
Far more practical.
As for the other cunts who wear them, including the police, it’s not a case of watch out for me, it’s look at how important I am.
Fucking idiots.
I would refuse to wear one.
Also, I notice that the people that really should wear them, like the fucking cyclists on unlit roads at night, don’t bother.
At least over here they don’t.
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Cyclists wearing Hi-Vis vests make exceptionally attractive targets!
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I have to wear one at the tip.
And wear them in winter if working late on a busy road.
I don’t mind them.
Probably the smartest item of clothing in my wardrobe.
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The worst are yellow. Having had to wear them in the past, I can attest to that. You end up with every flying insect in a 10 mile radius following you. Fucking things!
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I work in a large Government building and we have six Fire Wardens who all wear yellow vests and then there is a Head Fire Warden who wears an orange vest, It goes without saying that the jobs seem to attract the worst sort of people.
I was asked if I wanted to be one but declined as it meant getting in much earlier, and I managed to say, with a straight face, that it was too much responsibility.
Nevertheless, there always seems to be a steady supply of people who enjoy the opportunity to belittle and boss around others, you begin to understand why oppressive regimes came to be.
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True! Wear orange hi vis, have a good day.
Wear yellow hi vis, wasps best friend!
Dont even mention the midgies!
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If wearing any bright clothing, it immediately becomes annoying to oneself, by being attracted by the eyes all the time. That’s the reason I won’t wear such things. If I’m at risk, then its my lookout. I prefer to wear dark clothing and that’s the end of that.
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I’d rather have a silly hi-viz gilet than these new avatars.
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Afternoon CM…get yourself on Gravatar…then you can create an avatar that works on loads of sites, like my trademark Joey Deacon one.
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Tried it,the wicked cunts said my email address wasn’t valid.
Fucking Elon Musk up to his tricks no doubt.
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Maggie, @
What Thomas said.
Your a Cunter of long standing you should have a personal avatar.
Here
https://youtu.be/HxTBCTObRAA?si=Rrd5o303jsqP-dgy
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I might try for one of those picture things, but there are amoeba on Mars that are better at computers than me.
Thank you compatriots.
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RuffTuff gave me the link and I’m useless with tech.
Took me ages to do it but did in the end obviously.
I can do it sure you can 👍
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Whatever happened to Ruffers?
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The daftest thing on earth is to see limp wristed politicians wearing them (and the obligatory hard hats) when they have never done 5 minutes hard work in their lives (except crawling).
Think Miliband, Kweer and Dirty Ange. Rayner only demands one thing hard and it certainly isn’t a hat.
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Angela doesn’t like a hard hat on, she prefers a hat hard on.
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Every cunt in sight was wearing one during covids. It showed they were important, -first responders. single points of contact, temporary jab administrators, essential teaching staff, community liaison operatives.. Only dissidents were to be seen without one. Next time, if you don’t have a hi-viz jacket, you will qualify for striped pyjamas and a place in the ovens. Fuck off.
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I suppose its like that very strange fellow Bezos donning a space suit just to usher some braindead cunts into his rocket capsule.
All fur coat and no knickers.
Perfect for Modern Britain.
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They may be cunts, but they’re infinitely preferable to seeing hi viz blokes decked out in dresses and stilettos.
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Liking the new look👍
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Thanks!
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I’ve got a bright orange one for the gardening, good for hedge work on the roadside and working in mist and drizzle.
I pass about half a dozen local busybodies once a month all decked out in hi-viz gear, ‘Community Speed Watch’ or something.
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They’re counterproductive, LL. Whenever I see these self-important old fucks on the pavement of the village I’m riding through on my way home from work, pointing their speed gun at me, I like to rev my bike and flip them off.
If they’re not there, I ride slowly and carefully. These curtain-twitchers bring out the worst in people, especially unpleasant twats like me.
I’ve never had any correspondence from the pigs though.
Hopefully they’ll die very soon, the coffin-dodging wankers.
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Try wearing just your hi-vis mankini on the bike next time Cunt Engine.
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Wearing high Vis should be mandatory for all illegal immigrants..
We would see how many of the cunts are wandering around British towns..
It would be a warning to all British “white” females.
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Most streets on the South Coast would look like a sea of dayglo if they did that Doctor!
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If it wasn’t for Hi Viz, the Hatton Garden job would have been busted before it started.
No fucker questioned some old fella waltzing about with a jack hammer over his shoulder on a bank holiday.
They should only be worn when up to no good.
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I watch archaeology programs, fuck off before you say anything.
On the HS2 sites(remember that bollocks,) they’re in the middle of a field with helmets, hi viz and safety glasses on.
The heavy plant they are using is a trowel..
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I have one, FlexOthane classic its called and an expensive bastard one at that.
Definitely designed for politicians and site inspectors.
Had to carry a few heavy items in the bearhug fashion on a job and the shit of a jacket yellow outer just fell apart.
Warm in winter but the sweat would piss out of one from spring onwards.
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Work wear can be either great and hard wearing or piss poor.
Take your luck.
Yanks make some good stuff.
Those Carharrt workpants are bombproof, but dead expensive over here,
I liked DeWalt rigger boots till some awful cunt on here pointed out they were made in China.
Couldn’t believe it!
But its true. 😕
I’m going to spend £50 more and buy some from Lennons boot makers in the Peak District.
Last a lot longer, handmade, and British 🇬🇧
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Probably made my Uyghur Muslims in labour camps Mis. Its good enough for Ed Miliband and his cheap solar panels.
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V12 tomahawk is a decent rigger boot Mis.
Bit pricey but last for fucking ages. Don’t know where they are made though mine out lasted the De walts I had by at least 5 times if not more.
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The reason I’m going with Lennons boys is that it’s fairly local,
Small business,
And the last tradition workboot maker in England.
They have a machine, one of only five left in the world that puts wire in the sole for strength.
Expensive but last a lifetime.
https://youtu.be/RpPDZ-un-s4?si=JolAf5AHQR5KgjwU
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Hope the boots serve you well mate and it’s nice you want to support local businesses.
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Cheers Scunny👍
Don’t want much in life but a decent pair of boots and dry socks while working is a Englishmans divine right.
That and reading the paper on the khazi😂
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Absolute rights of an English man
Mis for sure mate.
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Surely Solovair make a decent pair?
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From the wording in the link, the depot worker was a nonbinary he,she or it. Hi viz or not, serves the cunt right. I don’t expect they knew if them was coming, or going.
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Rachel from the Tea Room was on the telly a bit since in a hard hat and hi viz vest,she seem relieved that a panel of judges had decided at vast expense that men can’t be wimmin.
Of course,politicians and every clipboard warrior couldn’t say that before a court decided,now its a free for all.
Lawfare at its finest,the pathetic bedwetting cunts.
The best high visibility vests those dungheap pigs could wear is one adorned with white phosphorus.
Dirlewanger Oven.
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Sorry mate, didn’t see you.
Oh well.
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O/T but how many cunters found this hallowed site by searching
(Insert name here) is a cunt.
I have Chris Martin from purveyors of cardboard music Coldplay to thank for my enlightenment.
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I found this site many years ago, by typing “its only a cunt”
Never expected anything but the result brilliant.
I was wary for a year or two from posting, being a Pikey an all.
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I typed in Marcus Brigstock is a cunt, and was transported here.
Evening all.
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Marcus Brigstock is indeed a cunt!
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Can’t remember who it was now?
Dianne Abbott or Jeremy corbyn were regulars topics at the time.
Might of been them.
I read it a few times then joined in.
I was instantly very popular and adored,
Someone told me to go bum my dog😅
I stayed.
Out of spite.
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It sounds like the legendary Sir Dick Fiddler response to a newbie Mis.
He was the King of Cloak an , he he he hah ah.
I miss him
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Naw, wasn’t Fiddler Mecuntry.
We got along well.
He was genuinely funny, wasn’t swayed by the majority,
And sharp as a knife.
I miss him too.
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I typed Michael Flatley is a blaggard which was near enough to see me redirected to Norman’s scathing cunting OF the blaggard from May 2015.
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^ I concocted that one for funsies, my real such-and-such is a cunt search was for by-now deca-cunted cunt carol vorderman, after she started fronting reverse mortgage adverts aimed primarily at the elderly, the cunt.
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The sainted Tony Bliar (Ubercunt) guided me to this hallowed site
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Gary Lineker for me and he hadn’t yet even reached peak cuntishness.
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“Blair” was the word that bought me here. Today it would undoubtably be “Starmer” – the pinnacle of cuntery.
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Stormzy.
The cunt.
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I cannot be sure who now but it was defo whoever that person was is a cunt into google that led me here.
Guessing 99.9 percent all the same?
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Hi vis vests? Amatuers, I wear hi vis dungarees at work, Should be a boiler suit really but I do a lot of climbing and I’ve yet to meet a boiler suit that fits me for height.
Though in a previous bus driving life I was given a 3 piece hi vis vest with velcro by a bus company in Glasgow when I worned there briefly designed to come apart rather than it being rhe reason someone is absorbed into machinery or suchlike.
In Glasgow, comes apart so when the lovely clientele of the buses grab you they cant pull you around by it.
Absolute pain to put on over a coat right enough ended up stapling it shut.
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Are you a children’s TV presenter Mr Isles?
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Nah but if I was I would dress like this dapper chap.
https://youtu.be/FQUdq3IQ3qw?feature=shared
I work in er, the seaweed industry.
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Straight up?
Seaweed?
For foodstuffs, biofuels or something?
Interesting.
Good stuff Mr Isles👍
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As the company goes, mainly for supplements for japanese wagyu cattle and a fair percentage to Italy too.
Japan and Italy make up about 70 percent of customers taking 200 dry tons a time!
Other small customers too.
I work in lab mainly your good stiff comment is better aimed at the poor cunts that drag tide permitting the stuff in!
The only 2 foreigners within 50 miles! Polish, naturally. 40 wet tons a tide the pair of em manage, n with working tide window being about 2.5 hours, fucking impressive. As is the pay, £55 per wet ton for stuff that grows readily and floats….
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As I go…. Online venture voming soon to the idiot/toff market.
“overpriced Hebridean seaweed with or without epsom salts bath supplement”
£10 a kilo with or without epsom salts amd free postage, thus undercutting anyone else I seen online by huge amount and still with ridiculous profit…
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Watch out for the office cunt wearing one in his car.
You know the type. Sits behind a desk but is part of a company wiyh a production facility, and they wear the fliro vest like armour.
“Not only do I have office smarts, but I roll me sleeves up and get stuck in, our kid. ”
Absolute arrogant cunts on the road, mixed with that typical British level of entitlement.
You can see they have gone out of their way to put the fucking bibs on over their coats, the stupid cunts XD
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mill security said can’t go through
Why not
Wrong hi viz
What’s wrong about it
Yours only has one reflective strip
I’m only going to stores not into a machine cavern
Thems the rools
Fack orf
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