A New Balls Please, 15 love cunting for the queen (she thinks) of the tennis court Ms Raducanu.
A publicity hungry victim. She loses a match – some nasty man in the audience was leering at her. She loses another match – she wasn’t feeling frightfully well, she loses another match – her trainer forgot to put her jockstrap on her. Another loss – injury this time.
When she wins it is all teeth and tonsils. When she loses it is illness, injury or some malfunction of the weather. She has been through almost as many coaches as Dirty Ange has ben through dicks. Call the doctor again – she is a little wan:
Nominated by W C Boggs.
British tennis players are naturally shit.
Ginny Wade was the only one who won anything of note in 1977.
That dour smacked arse anti-English mommy’s boy android Andy Murray doesn’t count.
As for Tiger Tim and Greg Rudsedski (or whatever he was called). A yardstick in failure.
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Ginny Wade. I imagine she had a bush like a tangled bramble patch that you had to thumb apart. My god, please someone invent a time machine because now is shite.
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