A New Balls Please, 15 love cunting for the queen (she thinks) of the tennis court Ms Raducanu.
A publicity hungry victim. She loses a match – some nasty man in the audience was leering at her. She loses another match – she wasn’t feeling frightfully well, she loses another match – her trainer forgot to put her jockstrap on her. Another loss – injury this time.
When she wins it is all teeth and tonsils. When she loses it is illness, injury or some malfunction of the weather. She has been through almost as many coaches as Dirty Ange has ben through dicks. Call the doctor again – she is a little wan:
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Such a diva.Pop her in the wood chipper feet first.
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Let’s hope someone channels the spirit of the now-deceased Günter Parche (the metalist who stabbed big-nosed horndog Steffi Graf) and takes it upon himself to set about Emma on the tennis court, preferably with a large, floppy purple dildo.
She, much like “Sir” Mo Farah (a Somalian who lives in America), is about as English as her Romanian father.
I’ll stick with wanking over Youtube videos of Gabriella Sabatini. And wanking further over my VHS tape of the saucy attempted murder of Steffi Graf.
Good morning to one and all.
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Wasn’t it monica seles that got stabbed thomas?
Steffi graff was getting stabbed in her front bum by wig wearing Andre Agassi..
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Morning BZ, you’re absolutely right, must’ve been wishful thinking on my part!
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“Anyone for tennis? Super!”
-Cliff Richard Ball enthusiast.
Tennis? What a fuckin racquet.
£20 for a punnet of strawberries
They’re £3 on Stockport Market.
Anyway this little ethnic cunt above?
I don’t know who she is.
Should be earning her keep in a nail bar or giving happy finishes in a massage parlour
Not fuckin about playing tennis.
Tennis is for twats.
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£0.38 in my local coop with double orange sticker, Spanish crap til the Scottish ones are in season and snapped up long before the orange stickers come out.
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Ps
Same with badminton.
It’s for mental patients to relax outdoors.
And people who don’t like balls in their face ie-, lezzies.
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Needs a good seeing to
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I could put her tonsils to good use, preferably with a jennings gag so she is unable to speak.
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Here’s another one hit wonder.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annabel_Croft
Not to worry Emma, the BBC will employ you forever…🤮
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And another..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sue_Barker
🤮
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I would still fuck annabel croft in the shitter then get her to piss on me. she looks better now than when I fancied her back then.
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Hasn’t taken her long to find a new finacier ..£
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/annabel-croft-looks-happier-ever-35003172
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Money-grubbing, rapacious bitch. Tennis is the last thing on her mind. She’d rather advertise than hit a tennis ball. Mind you, she’s the best Romanian Chinese Brit we’ve had in years.
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Are there any tennis players who are not victims?
Certainly not British ones.
Andy Murray and Tim Henman, eternal victims.
Likely just saddos in life as their university rugby club told them they were too scrawny, try tennis!
That said, Womens tennis is one of the few sports the female version makes better viewing, along with beach volleyball and skeleton luge.
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Andy Murray is indeed a cunt, when he wins he says he is a proud scot, when he loses he is British, that makes him a true cunt
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His bloody mother is even worse, probably carpet munches with a bit of scissoring with Nicola. Now there’s an image for the weekend.
Good Morning
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have you got a video of them together? asking for a friend
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I always favoured Topless Darts on Rabbit TV (anyone remember that back in the 90s?).
I frankly think most women are useless at sport – even those butch lezbos who play schoolboy football to 8 yearb old boys level.
They only do it for the naked camaraderie in the locker room.
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Chinese rumanian?
Bateating pickpocket.
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Presumably her fanny is diagonal?
Morning MNC.
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Steals from charity shops too.
That’s why Oxfam are going bust.
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I think the main reason Oxfam are going bust is because they’ve been found out Geordie.
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The Daily Telegraph has a fixation on this hag and Skidmarkle.
Both need experimenting on by aliens.
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The Torygraph is majoring on Halfwit Harry’s latest whinge this morning.
Honestly, who on earth gives a flying fuck?
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A lot of secret evidence in court. I know he was traumatised by the death of his mother and then mentally worked on by his bitch wife, but he is a complete and utter, entitled, shit.
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He certainly inherited his mum’s love of mischief making. A pity he didn’t inherit more from the Major, then he wouldn’t behave like such a limp-wristed poofter. If things are as bad as he says, the old army way of a small room, a table, chair, a bottle of scotch and a revolver, behind lock doors, that would end his troubles.
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Is he fck traumatised by his mother’s death, or he wouldn’t keep milking it for sympathy. And money.
It’s just pathetic. He didn’t see her much anyway, she was too busy getting railed by the England rugby team and a load of ethnics.
He was raised by his nanny, Tiggy Legg-Bourke.
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Don’t mind a bit of the mens 🎾 after all they do mostly put a bit of a shift in, not the 20 minutes 6-0,6-1 💩 the wimmin usually serve up along with copious screeching and wailing 🗣️…Emma the 🇬🇧🇷🇴🇨🇳 🦁ess will obviously live on her u.s. open win for the duration before auntie snaps her up for future punditry….new balls please 🥎
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Tennis, like sport generally, is of no interest to most people. The politicians push sport with specious arguments about why it is good for us. In reality it is to distract the population from examing anything of import which they think should be exclusively within their purview.
Morning all.
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She’s had more ‘injuries’ playing professional tennis for a few years than Barry Sheene suffered in his entire motorcycling career including his175 mph Daytona crash.
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Barry Sheene – top bloke who had time to talk to fans. He had a hole cut in his crash helmet so that he could enjoy a ciggie whilst waiting for the race to start.
There is a young Belgian rider in Moto2 named after the great man called Barry Baltus.
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Conspicuous difference between Formula1 and MotoGP Guzzi, is the way the competitors act towards one another. After a Formula1 event drivers have been seen throwing punches at each other. Following a MotoGP event riders can often be seen drawing alongside a rival and shaking hands. There is video of Peter Hickman after lapping the island at a barely believable rate chatting amiably to fans and giving his autograph.
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The amazing Mr. Sheene. So smooth they named a furniture Polish after him.
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She’s had goodness knows how many coaches, before falling out with them.
Always look for the common denominator…
I bet she’s a right stroppy bitch.
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They should let me train her – each time she lost she would go across my knee for a bare-arse spanking.
Just imagine Cliff Richard and the Revd Chris Bryant MP playing tennis:
“Thirty love.;…….
Thank you, sweetie”
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Tennis at Wimbledon should go back to when there weren’t any chairs to sit on, without any shade and the games were longer, before they decide to change the rules at 6 all.
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I think they should have guns and be forced to drink 10 pints before the match.
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Whilst we’re at it, bring back the hobnailed boots at football, to kick all the blacks back to the jungle.
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The women should shove the second serves ball up their snatch and the men shove it up their arse, to see if they’re an iron or not.
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I suspect the crippled gypsy is in fact a foreign agent.
Hang it for treason.
Good morning.
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Steffi Graff and Gabriella Sabatini nearly caused me to wank myself into a coma in 1986.
Dear me.
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How did you fair on Goolagong, Unkle.
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Thank fuck she isn’t British, but definitely would 👍
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One of my children was quite good at tennis, however the £19.00 / HR coaching fee (1990’s) at my local club scuppered any chance of Wimbledon glory from the great unwashed northern caliphate of Yorkshire…!
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Beeeg Issshooo tiddlywink born in Canada.
She is as British as they come!
When she won the US Open cunts like the Guardian and the BBC couldn’t stop jizzing themselves about her background yet asking someone where they are from is a microaggression.
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Typical gen-Z whining lesbian …
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-10967779/Emma-Raducanus-OUTRAGEOUS-Generation-Z-reaction-Wimbledon-defeat-proves-shes-fine-losing.html
🎾💥
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Looks a bit tainted to me, a touch of the tar-brush about her.
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