The New Jersey Department of Health and Hospitals

In the US state of New Jersey the proud parents of new born babies are given the following form to complete –

“Which of the following best describes your baby? Lesbian or gay; straight or heterosexual; bisexual; self-describes (please specify); questioning/unsure.”

It’s hard to decide which is maddest about this questionnaire. Is it –

A. That a new born baby has sexual desires, let alone preferences.
B. That a parent would believe this.
C. That if the parent did believe this they could ascertain the baby’s sexual preferences without asking it.
D. That if the baby did have sexual preferences it would be able to communicate them.

Answers on a postcard please. The winner will receive a signed copy of Dr Spock’s Baby and Childcare.

Clearly woke isn’t dead yet.

New Jersey hospitals are behaving in a most degenerate fashion.

At best they’re in the full throes of psychosis, at worst they’re a sinister nest of pee-do-philes, demanding parents of newborn babies to identify their baby’s sexuality…

WTF!?

The “Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity Questionnaire” requires new parents to “identify” their babies as either “Male, Female, Transgender, Gender Q*eer, or Additional gender category.”

It further requires parents to select the word that best describes their infant: “Lesbian or gay, Straight or Heterosexual, Self-described, Questioning/Unsure.

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A double penetration of such cuntishness was required here and provided by Shit-cake Baker and MMCM.

Who went for the brown and who for the pink? one can only guess. C.A.

93 thoughts on “The New Jersey Department of Health and Hospitals

      • I hope all the wobbling sambo arses didn’t make your dinner reappear?

      • You’d not be so enthusiastic about ape posteriors if you’d seen Dianne Abbott twerking on the despatch box in front of a tumescent Jeremy Corbyn.
        It was all going well until she used the ceremonial mace on her simian fanny and the head of it got lodged in there and Lindsay Hoyle had to pull it out with a resounding ‘shhhlluurrp’.

      • A proud moment for white Americans indeed.

        I’m shocked, though, that there’s no sign of a Bar-B-Q anywhere, and there’s me thinking Americans were such civilised folk!

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  1. Total fucking insanity. The fact it’s been allowed makes me despair. A baby fresh out of its father’s womb ffs.

  2. If I was the dad of a bouncing Nu Joysie baby, and they asked me these questions..
    ” fuck off you deranged cunt.”

  3. Why does every nom turn into a bitch fight between some fucking septic and a fucking northern monkey who thinks he’s Tyson Fury about American politicians that nobody gives a fuck about? Was funny for a while but I think it’s time they give their computers back to Mummy and Daddy.
    No offence intended of course but seriously fucking grow up.

    • Hey flexi,

      As the fucking septic in question I’m afraid I must agree with you.

      No offence is taken when the voice of reason speaks.

      • We’re resetting the US/UK special relationship.

        Don’t spill your shandy over it.

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