Think your nice?
Little goody two shoes?
Liar😁
Ever been cheered by the news of someone’s demise?
Not very nice eh?
Camilla Batmanghelidjh
Looked like a cross between Christopher Biggins and Ali Bongo?
I smirked when she snuffed it.
Despised the rag wearing big dollop of shite.
Smug faced Friends actor Matthew Perry,
My first thought was ‘ thank god for that.’
See? Wicked.
Magician Paul Daniels?
No more boring fuckin card tricks!
I whistled for a week at that one.
And I’ve realised I’m not the nicest of men,
Probably not going to heaven?
I feed wildlife
I’m kind to animals
Nice to kids
Nice to the elderly
Don’t cheat on my missus
All to my credit
But on the whole I’m a bit of a orrible cunt.
Oh well,
Which celebs deaths have cheered up other ISAC cunters?
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
It won’t be long before WanKeir Zippy looses the job, we are all waiting to celebrate, into one big piss up, like its the end of the war. Then watch the cunt squirm. Deaths too good for some cunts. Hope he doesn’t do a Hitler. At least it would be better than nothing.
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I must admit that back on September 8th 2022 when they announced on the wireless that the old Queen was dead, I thought that was a rather disrespectful way to talk about Peter Mandelson, but if he upsets the Donald too much, and Kweer upsets Putin (Kweer will have to be careful when he puts his hand on his lavatory door, in case it’s something gooey that isn’t Wes’s spunk), well – who knows that we will hear in the near future: Mandy fucked to death, strangled with one of his lown stockings by the tranny Washington Strangler, Streeting finding Kweer slumped on the lavatory having been got at by the KGB.
Pat McFadden already looks like The Night Of The Living Dead and John Healy as the titular character of I Walked With A Zombie.
By the way MNC I liked Paul Daniels – not a lot. At least he was an entertainer unlike Kweer.
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When Pat McFadden was conceived his father didn’t make love his wife.
No.
He opened up her cunt and tipped a dustbin full of rubbish down it.
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Once passed Paul and the lovely Debbie on the M62, BRG Bentley turbo with his MAG 1C plate we waved they both waved back. I liked Paul brilliant close up card man.
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Daniels TV show in the 80s was pretty good, He did some really good tricks.
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Plus he had some great guests, Hans Moretti and those cross bows.
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I don’t know Sammy – on April 30th he drags Rachel from Accounts down to the basement, they realise the jig is up, they get that old quare vicar Chris Bryant to marry them, to a background of Wagner then he shoots Bryant and Reeves in the guts sets fire to the room and shoots himself. I’d say blow his brains out, but I very much doubt there are any there.
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I want Keir to be ‘Benito’d’ Sammy.
A rope, a petrol station, and a horde of disgruntled Brits after his blood.
The Dirty Filthy Fishy Ange? There’s only one way.
Rogered to death by her Islamic State pals.
Rachel the Nose? Like the Shakespeare end for Richard III. They look alike after all.
Streeting? The Big A, and he’ll probably catch it.
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Caught a glimpse of Dotty Ange on tv today. She’s starting to pack on the timber.
Fat Slag.
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I personally thought he sounded like Bluebottle from the goons. “Applause…not a sausage. “
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I have never wanted anyone dead but the party when Martin McGuinness died round my house went for fucking days!!! Adams will be even more epic I loathe that cunt and will dance on his grave until I die myself.
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Flexy, thanks for confirming what I posted at 11:27 am. I posted it before I read your post.
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I hope when Keith Vaz goes they make a nice big pyre and his whole fucking family jump on the pyre with him. He is so oily he will go up quicker than if somebody had poured petrol on him.
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Think I’ll be one of the few who will be watching the 6th round of the FA Cup. Death to the quarter finals.
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This wishing of peoples demise, is similar to watching YNC in the Karma section. The beauty is, that you witness it there and then.
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MNC’s illiteracy is charming, unlike your complete ignorance.
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That coming from a fucking Bogtrotter…
The Irish and the Northern English; Brothers in stupidity.
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Oi, Curly,
You wish you were shagging sheep!
Jerk another load into a bottle. The Institute for the Study of Congenital Idiocy needs more samples from you if they are to end Northern Inbreeding.
Trump
America First
Never Give in to the Trolls
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you sound tense?
what’s your issue?
rejection ?
inferiority complex?
whatever,
your tears are like nectar to me 😁
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You sound stupid.
What’s YOUR issue?
Stupidity?
Low IQ?
Whatever,
YOUR bullshit smells bad to me.
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MNC 6
Cuntster 0
Your VERY upset aren’t you?
Oh dear.
Nurse !
Nurse!
Meltdown on the ward,
Get his Donald Trump teddy bear and his muscle relaxants before he swallows his tongue hehehe 😂
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Let’s take a look at some of YOUR other issues…
Spelling
Grammar
Punctuation
Sentence structure
Native born Englishman and you can’t even write and probably can’t speak the King’s English.
What an idiot!
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Let’s look at some of yours.
One topic- your boyfriend Trump.
A distinct lack of humour
A hysterical personality
A tenuous grip on reality
A pompous sense of self worth
A awkwardness in relating to others
A total paranoid
A suspicious lack of family, friends, and women
And a groveller par excellence.
Now waddle off to your nearest McDonald’s you fantasist.
MNC 7
Cuntster 0
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We know you can’t write but do you think we’re impressed because you can count?
That’ll come to a screeching halt when you run out of fingers and toes.
By the way…who is controlling the responses now?
LOL!
Trump
America First
Never give in to the Trolls
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You’re fucking unhinged, mate.
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The retard with both TDS and CDS says I’M unhinged.
LOL!
That’s the pot calling the kettle black.
Trump
America First
Never Give in to the Trolls
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There you go again… 🤣
A friendly piece of advice: stop whining.
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Here’s some friendly advice for you.
Go fuck yourself.
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This is an interesting and thought provoking nom.
I’m not suggesting for a moment it’s adult, well adjusted or mature, but I do hold grudges against people who have wronged me in some way or other. I balance that by following the principle of not looking for trouble (*), but if their paths ever cross mine again and I have the opportunity to fuck with their lives, I would not hesitate. It’s only ever happened once many years ago. To this day I still smile at the memory of how I intervened and ruined the employment prospects of this cunt who showed up for a job interview at a company I happened to be consulting for at the time. The interviewer and I had quite the little chat after the cunt left.
Inviting death upon your foes is quite grave (see what I did there?) and conflicting. For example, I hate Nancy Pelosi. She is a hypocritical, duplicitous, insider trading, anti-American, corrupt uber bitch. Her death would be most welcome, but part of me wants to see her live long enough to finally be exposed for what she is, prosecuted, shamed and imprisoned. Blair falls into the same category.
* This principle would not apply in the event I score a massive lottery win and become a multi-millionaire over night. Under those circumstances I reserve the right to engage a PI or two to compile reports on people I don’t like who have crossed me. From there I’d figure out ways to get back at them with the ultimate goal of driving them to a nervous breakdown or if I’m really successful in my campaign of hate, suicide.
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Same here IY. I did the dirty deed on a former manager of mine who got caught fiddling his expenses. I left that firm, interviewed at another and was told when to start and who said manager would be. My answer not under that cunt again, then told them why he left the previous job. Another chap who worked for the same firm also refused to work under him and told the same story. Remember revenge is a dish best eaten cold.
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Nice. Well played, CM.
Managers, eh? Where do we start? Being on the home stretch of my career and having been a consultant for about half of it, I’ve reported to a relatively large number of managers over the years. I’d estimate 30+. Of those, only 2 were any good. That’s 6% of them and probably less than that. The rest ranged from ineffective to utterly incompetent. Amazing isn’t it?
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Your experience is so similar to mine IY it’s almost creepy, even down to only having two I ever rated. One of them was my boss over forty years ago and I’m still in touch with him.
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I get what you’re saying Miserable.
Jade Goody. As a person, an absolute pig.
No talent or charm to speak of. Also an ugly fucker and a nasty piece of work.
So bereft of dignity and class, the fat porker whored herself to the death. Quite literally.
Caroline Aherne, Alarmingly overrated for a start, The Royle Family was crap. And Mrs Merton was about as funny as crabs. She was also an ’emotional’ pisspot, who would cause scenes, heckle people in a nasty way, be generally unpleasant and physically attack her husband(s). But, when she died, she suddenly became Saint Caroline of the Blessed Merton.
Amy Winehouse. Another overrated cunt. A cunt of a person and all. Smack Rat, aggressive tart, had an arsehole boyfriend to match (Brake Fluid Sybil, or whatever the twat was called). ‘Played’ with white mice like they were toys while scaring them to death. A bastard.
St Jo of the Holy Church of Cox. Hated the English people, slavishly pro EU, licked migrant arse. Now, she’s fucking canonised. Unbelievable.
I’m just waiting for that evil smack bag m******ng+ cunt Pete Doherty to snuff it.
+= Allegedly and all that crap.
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Other cunts who will be no loss…
Naomi Campbell
James Corden
Madogga
Russell Crowe
Kanye West
Sir Lenworth of Henry
Jack White
Ian Wright
Aseem Rafiq
Benjamin Butterworth
Sam Smith
Adele
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I cannot stand that cunt ben butterbean, i’d happily let my fist slide down his throat and pull his arsehole inside out! the cunt he is.
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And the grief wank when Michael Jackson snuffed it was obscene.
Not made a decent record since 1982, mad as an artic stuffed with baboons. And, of course, everyone (epspecially the media) suddenyl forgot certain things. Let’s just say that.
‘But…. But you can’t say that he might be an alleged Joe Ronce, He just died,’
And that changes things how?
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Lennon got what he deserved too.
Releasing that Double Fantasy LP was a crime against humanity.
Only sorry Chapman didn’t take Ono out at the same time.
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Oh, too true Baker.
The reverse criticism of Double Fantasy absolutely reeked.
A near unanimous verdict by music press and critics across the globe that the album was – frankly – crap. And, it was.
A whole side of Yoko Fucking Ono? How can it not be shite?
But once old Chapman does what he did, Double Fantasy is ‘reappraised’ and elevated to Sgt Pepper levels of accalim. It even won a fucking Grammy. Which, of course, Fucking Ono milked for all it was worth.
The ‘comeback’ single ‘Starting Over’ scraped the UK Top 20 on release. After Lennon’s demise, it rocketed to No.1 and was uquitous for several weeks. But it didn’t stop there.
The syrup glazed Yoko worshipping ‘Woman’ also hit the top spot. It was quite excruciating. A quite bizarre single. It sounds like the Buddah apologising for hitting his wife.
But then, December 1980 was a weird time for the charts. ABBA’s last stand at the summit with ‘Super Trouper’.. Adam and his Ants has truly arrived. Spandau Ballet with arguably the very first ‘New Romantic’ single. Jonah Lewie’s war torn yuletide ditty, the Lennon grief tsunami, and – to top the lot – St Winnifred’s School Choir and There’s No One Fucking Quite Like Grandma.
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Lennon was priceless.
He had the nerve to call McCartney’s ‘Granny Music Shit’ and ‘Pizza and Fairytales’. But at least Macca (for all his faults) could knock out a good ‘un every now and then (That ‘Listen To What the Man Said’ off ‘Venus and Mars’ was a tune).
That Double Fantasy was the most syrupy, schmaltzy treacle bound album by any ex-Beatle.
And, while Macca can be a cunt. At least he never let Linda have a whole side of an album to her self.
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You call it right, Norm.
There are so many generally accepted sayings that don’t bear close scrutiny. Like, “Don’t speak ill of the dead”. Why? Should we all give Savile and Hitler a free pass because they’re no longer with us or call a spade a spade? Both cunts, obviously.
Another one from the working world is, “Don’t burn bridges”. Why? Some bridges need to be burned and some people need to be shunned and eliminated from your life because they don’t contribute anything positive. Fuck ’em.
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I’m sure Hitler takes great offense at being bracketed with Sir Jimmy.
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From Wikipedia;
“Otis Ray Redding Jr. was an American singer and songwriter. He is regarded as one of the greatest singer-songwriters in the history of American popular music and a seminal artist in soul music and rhythm and blues.”
First I ever heard of him was in the reports of his death.
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He was a decent singer. But the God-like status he acheived after he copped it is daft.
How many of his songs does anyone know?
‘The Dock of the Bay’ and errrr ‘The Dock of the Bay’.
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I do so sometimes want the bad guys to win.
OK, I wanted Roger Moore as Bond to win and get the Bond Girl.
But, I also wanted Darth Vader to massacre the heroes of Star Wars.
The Daleks to frazzle the cunt Tennant to a crisp.
And the goody goody arselicks in Harry Potter to be ground into mince.
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Star Wars was crap. Everyone should’ve died at the end.
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That bit in Rogue One, where Vader kills every fucker. About 50 people in about two minutes. Is the greatest bit of Star Wars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z8mgkqjq90
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They should’ve died before it was filmed Mrs C.
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There is a scene in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood near the end when a group of psychotic hippies get offed in spectacular fashion including being savaged by a huge dog and thrown into a pool and then electrocuted. I found myself cheering at the cinema.
Fucking hippies – useless, devious, stinky drug addled cunts, hiding behind the good old peace and love crap.
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Kamala Harris. Strangled by her own knickers.
If a pair can be found, of course….
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Ask Thomas.
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My shift list so far is as follows:
Plan B
Lily Allen
Ant M!ddlet0n
Danny Dyer
Dani Dyer (the apple rarely falls far from the tree)
Gwyneth Paltrow
Jack Whitehall
Maisie Williams
Pretty much all “comedians” (liberal mouthpieces)
Trump, Putin, Ping the merciless,
And countless others
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Maisie Williams freaks me out, Angry.
Weird looking bitch.
She looks like Tweety Pie in a wig.
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I still hate all the cunts who gave me grief at school. I wish they will/have died a particularly nasty and painful death.
They were nasty little cunts then and have probably never changed.
Never forgive, never forget.
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Some cunt kept trying it on with me at school, Cuntalugs.
But, when he spat on my jumper, I got up in assembly and smashed a chair over his head. He screamed like a girl.
je ne regrette rien.
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When George Soros face finally melts into oblivion, I won’t shed a tear of remorse,
just the same expression will remain for the likes of interfering knt that was Kissinger and many more Knts besides. (the one time I didn’t have him in dead pool, he snuffs it, Knt)
Sad part is the matrix will reincarnate all of em, all over again and me as well, aah, wah ,bah bah, bah, aah
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It’s good to acknowledge you are not perfect. No one is. However, if you strive to be better and work on your flaws, that means you are on the way to being better than many others.
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Oh, I forgot….
Suckdiq Khan.
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A little lad, who is a friend of my nine year old niece, asked me last week.
‘Is Mister Starmer gonna be ‘sassinated?’
I smiled and replied, ‘You and all, son?’
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Funny you say that Norman, a young chap asked me this week if I thought Starmer would be re-elected, and I replied that I thought he was more likely to be assassinated.
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Without wanting to sound like a wannabe pseudo-intellectual in the Miles Plastic….mould (see what I did there) the title could be interpreted as realising your inner evil – your imperfections, shortcomings, dark side, call it what you will.
I have made some choices in life that were questionable on reflection and perhaps not the best decision. But I’ll go out on a limb and state that overall I am a good person. Recognising your flaws is a sign of being self aware and reflective and then trying to be a better person.
There are of course some people who are simply evil with no redeeming qualities like Richard Ramirez or Rodney Alcala (one of Cunt Engine’s heroes not doubt!)
You’ve unintentionally made me think quite deeply about this one MNC
There are people that have caused me pain in life and at one point I would have been out for revenge. With time I’ve realised that some of them were pretty messed up people and I pity them. Some of them bullied me at school, but they’ve ended up with shitty lives. I almost feel something approaching sympathy for them now. Funny old world.
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I must say in a strange way I’m a bit fond of that old rascal
Thomas the Cunt Engine and enjoy hearing his strange tales.
They do give me a laugh sometimes like when he told us about a time in his younger days when he gave someone a good bumming and what she might have thought of his rather naughty deed.
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Those 4 pensioners who insist on having a natter smack in the doorway of Morrisons when I go shopping You know who you are hurry up and die
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Where to start?
Tony “willy-watcher” Bliar
Jo Brand
Noel Fielding
Prue Leith
Dame Stephen Fry
Theresa fucking May
Graham Norton
That gay-as-buggery Welsh weatherman Owain Wyn Evans who wears a pink jacket in his new role as a presenter on Homos Under the Hammer despite having never handled a hammer/screwdriver/paintbrush in his life.
That pompous Scottish “actorrr” Brian Cox.
David Tennant
Jodie Whittaker (after I’d have buggered some sense into her)
Sarah Millican
Jonathon Woss
Rick Stein
That stupid jiggaboo and her mother who present some shitty BBC 1 programme about how not to be conned by scammers. They admit to having been scammed themselves so are obviously experts on the subject.
The housewife’s favourite, (uphill) garden “expert”, Anal Twitchmarsh who has never held a spade in his life.
Gryff Rhys Jones who is obviously a fucking pisshead but comes up with all sorts of bullshit stories to explain why he is dry.
Shaun Dooley who does voiceovers for a number of documentaries about surgeons.
Ian (Jimmy Somerville) Hislop. Editor of Private Eye and star of HIGNFY. I have it on good authority that this cunt became very rude and obnoxious on trains to Cornwall whilst having had too much to drink.
That’s enough cunts for now.
Good Night.
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David Tennant, obviously, cuntator.
Oh, and…
Amanda fucking Abbington
Amanda Holden
Whoopi Goldturd
Harry Lord of Hewiitt
Megain Mantis Cuntess of Sussex
Fat Reg
Alex Scott
Ncunti Gayblack
Russell. T. Davies
Phoebe Waller Cunt
Daniel Radcliffe
Kathleen Kennedy
William Eilish
Ed Sheercunt
I’d say Taylor Swift. But I like her arse.
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Good list!
Don’t forget that hideous deformed ape, Oprah Winfrey.
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