‘Sir’ Gareth (knighted for not winning the World Cup or the Euros) was blabbering recently about boys not having any role models.

What? Role models like that waste of sapce house breaking drug pushing woman beating bane of police and shopkeepers cunt, Chicken Floyd George? Because Gareth went out of his way to pay tribute to him by taking the knee for this fucker for an absolutely ridiculous amount of time.

Gareth also says that young lads need role models, and shouldn’t be looking at games and porn. Bit late for that, isn’t it? Every young lad since the year dot has indulged in both. The method and the medium changes, but it’s still the same thing. It’s XBox and Spankbang now. For me it was Space Invaders and Mayfair. Escapism and discovering women (OK, wanking) are part of the growing up process. Is Gareth telling us he never dreamed of being Batman or Captain Kirk, or had a crafty five knuckle shuffle over his dad’s Page 3? Because every other lad has done.

Also, Gareth tells us boys should focus on academics and respect, not on money and status.

Errrr…. Hasn’t he been managaing the biggest bunch of overpaid self important indulged and uppity egos in the history of the English game? Inflatable rainbow unicorns in a swimming pool and cunts on three hundred grand a week. Proper people to look up to, eh?

Gareth… Practice what you preach. Bloody hell.

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