A pile of cunt.
I read with amazement today that this shameless, scruffy, wibbling cockwomble has an event on 2 September at Usher Hall, Edinburgh, titled ” An Evening with Boris Johnson”. Tickets are priced between £53 and £159. He will talk about his massive victory and how he got Britain back on course etc. I pondered about what sort of person would what to go to such an event and listen to this utterly delusional ballbaggery. Certainly nobody I know.
But it got worse..for a further £121.25, attendees can have a photo taken with him shaking their hand. I would be afraid I wouldn’t get it back.
It seems fair to say that we are in financially challenging times and I would question the mental stability of anyone that bought a ticket, never mind the photo opportunity. Probably the sort of person who would buy Magic Beans or Tower Bridge.
What a festering bag of old wank.
Nominated by Mary Hinge.
I am the only one who would gladly go back to when Bozza was in power, and Keir Starsehole, Ange the Dirt, and the rest of those Labour shite were in the shadows where they belong?
I also think Boris was shafted over that Covid thing. Yeah, he was a bit naughty. But Starmer, Dirty Ange and Rachel Reeves all already have blots on their copybookls far worse than anything Bozza did during the lockdown. But, have they been forced out? Have they bugger.
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My only regret is when he was in hospital with COVID they didn’t assign Lucy Letby as his nurse.
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Yes.
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In all fairness to Dorris he did say at the very beging of the cough 19 saga, that herd immunity would quickly counter the danger, which in fact turned out to be true in the long run.
What I did not like, is the fact that he coward to the prevailing wind from there in onwards. He was nothing for me afterwards only a muppet, whom I did not mind prior.
All fkrs from colleges of control.
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If that’s all it was Norm, a bit of cake, then obviously it’s ridiculous.
It wasn’t the cake. It was the ridiculous response to a non pandemic that utterly destroyed the economy and devasted thousands and thousands of lives, permanently.
I can’t sing a hymn at my mother’s funeral, the numbers at which were grossly restricted, but that fat, lying cunt can stuff his face and piss it up, at taxpayer expense, against his own ridiculous rules that people are being fined 10,000 quid for breaking, then lie about it?
His part in the ongoing shit show of Ukraine is more than enough for me.
I have a bottomless pit of contempt for this war mongering cunt and he should be executed for treason.
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I agree about Ukraine, Termujin.
The minute Zelensky came a-scroungin’, Bozza should have told him to sod off.
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Totally agree with Norman here – I think Kweer has forgotten his curry and beer nights – and Lady Vic probably hasn’t forgotten his farts afterwards. No wonder she left him (allegedly)
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Bit of Commander in Chief
https://youtu.be/nSuregWhlWk?si=T774pHskoE1g5AQ0
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One of the best bass lines ever committed to tape … ever.
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I bet there’s plenty of members of this esteemed site that would rather spend an evening with Dirty Ange.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
It’s a bloody disgrace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n3OepDn5GU
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One for Tommy C when he welcomes his new “guests” to his dunge….sorry Air B’n’B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oT0UAoe0eQ
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Evening Harold 👍
Best clip you’ve put on here that!
My mates mam ran the Roxy Music UK fan club,
I was a convert.
https://youtu.be/rmr-ANvGswg?si=Q2YTdZDduiAv84in
Bit more
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The best clip?
What abaaaaht this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZJui3aPoQ
It’s going to be my funeral song.
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They had a huge mirror in the living room, printed with the cover of ‘for your pleasure ‘
Jerry Hall walking a black panther through Manhattan.
I thought it the height of sophistication.
She also ran the Kate Bush fan club.
Some Kate
https://youtu.be/F8xk_AkeP5c?si=T1H5O2GGNN2QNwtl
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Loved the B@W Bush in that.
I put her on in a Duke Box back in the day (1986) Kingfisher pub Slough.
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In the interests of balance and fair play,is it possible the tub of lard could be considered a better potential leader than that fucking wōg split arse they’ve currently got that nobody likes?
Although,on reflection,both of them should be gassed anyway.
Oven Ready Cunt.
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It amazes me Tel, a woman immigrant in charge of the ‘conservative’ party.
What, exactly, is she attempting to conserve?
I mean, it’s bad enough as it is, but it might be slightly better if she could string a coherent sentence together. Seriously, she appears to be quite thick to me, and all the sad twats, desperate to display their non-racist credentials, lining up to big her up, ffs.
Deport. Immediately.
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It was only ever about the money with Boris Johnson. He never really had an idea of what he was supposed to be doing and muddled his way through by the seat of his pants. In this respect he was similar to another western leader. At one stage he was accused by an interviewer of being a pathological liar. His luck eventually ran out when his ministers decided to resign en masse. Not even members of his own party were prepared to put up with him any longer.
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When you look at the calibre of people that resigned it does a lot more than call into question his utter incompetence in appointing them in the first place.
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Public service…!
Do you really think modern day politicians understand this concept.
That said, has any politician in the last 1000 years put service before self…!
No they haven’t..self promotion and getting a seat on the gravy train is the only thing that drives existing and future people who wish/desire to become politicians…
I know this to be true, I know people who are / wanted to be the above…
An honest day’s work is abhorrent to them..!
Therefore, democracy’s are by definition ” fucked and corrupted….!
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Enoch Powell
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He that ‘…could not see, and NOT say”.
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If anyone wants to hear someone talk bollocks for an evening, just buy me a JB! I can cover a number of topics and am equally ignorant and uninformed on most of them!
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Who the cunt doing it IS kind of dominated this nom, but the whole paid meet’n’greet production line in the current world is a woeful cunt of an industry. One huge band in particular are charging into the thousands for a 2 min how do you do, during which only 2 random members of the 4 in the band will turn up – and that’s in the conditions of sale.
These particular guys have hundreds of millions each under the mattress (as per Forbes) .. and still will take maybe a months salary from some poor minimum wage fan that adores their music and wants to say ‘thanks’ for that, … at a gig that generated anywhere from 2 to 5 million dollars (depending on the venue size) on ticket sales alone.
The fans choice to spend it is the devil’s advocate response, but … I dunno. I guess there’s no line at all anymore.
There has to ultimately be a shallow feeling about shaking hands with someone who’s only doing it because of the moolah.
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Slightly different phrasing makes it even more stark …
There has to ultimately be a shallow feeling about shaking hands with someone who’s only doing it because you’re paying them to. 💰=🤝
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One more. These things are prepaid well in advance but imagine they weren’t. You shake Kirk Hammett and James Hetfields(say) hands, then have to hand them a grand apiece in cash ..
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Just booked my ticket.
Was hoping for a Johnson/Hancock double bill evening though.
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