Funny female comedian is one of those misnomers like honest politician or working royal and US comedian Natalie Cuomo didn’t do the sisterhood any favours when a rant at a gig in Washington D.C. went viral earlier this month.
Now, I don’t know anything about her material which I’m assuming is about as funny as a ballbag in a zipper, but this was about her response to a heckler in the audience. She suggested a man and his friend sat in the audience were a gay couple, he objected and she called him ‘afraid’ of being called gay he then said it wasn’t his fault she didn’t have better material.
Cue full on girl boss mental feminazi rant, screaming inches from his face, “There’s so many people coming together to be supportive. No, look me in the eyes! You’re putting fucking negative energy out there! This is the last show of my fucking weekend, look me in the fucking eyes! Its a sold-out show and you want to say mean shit to me? Don’t fucking do that!”. Ok, someone needs a chamomile tea in the greenroom.
Being heckled is part of the deal, a comedians quick wits and ability to think on their feet and make hecklers look a fool in front of the rest of the audience shows their skills as a comic. This was neither funny or clever, just a brattish tantrum over some fairly tame criticism. “When they put teeth in your mouth they spoiled a perfectly good bum” – Billy Connolly. Now that’s a riposte Natalie.
Needless to say if this had been a man screaming in a woman’s face it would have been a hate crime and he would have never darkened a stage again.
A bonus link of an actual funny and rather attractive woman.
They do exist!
Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator
She’d have gone down a storm at Manning’s club 🤣….have one for yourself luv’ 🖕
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We let them have the vote, we let them have the driving license, … and look where that’s gotten society (i.e. this nommed cunt) ; they’re even allowed fly aeroplanes these days for fucks sake! C’mon Donald, get the marker out, man…put an end to this insanity …
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Some cucks in the tiny audience found he tantrum worthy of whoops and clapping, by the way…
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Has anyone seen my arse anywhere? Only I laughed it off and it rolled away.
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I used to go quite regularly to a small comedy club and the acts on the whole were quite good and even had some fairly well know names, one week they had Hattie Hayridge (Holly from Red Dwarf) on the bill.
She was fucking terrible, material and delivery, the audience were very patient and tried to pretend she was funny given her cult status but it was 30 minutes of having your teeth pulled without anaesthetic.
This Cuomo woman seems to be on the edge of insanity, I think the guy in the audience would have been entitled to call her a psycho bitch 😂
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Another angle on the “don’t you know who I am?” tantrum of minor soap stars and Mike Amesbury’s of this world. I daresay the daft cow was on the blob.
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It’s a shame she wasn’t ranting at Mike Amesbury.
She’d have had that microphone rammed right up her cunt.
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Sideways.
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Testing, testing, 1 – 2 – 3 …
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Can’t stand the yankie twang, shouting without subtlety. The audience make it even worse by laughing at fuck all with monkey sounds for good measure. I did have a favourite from over there. Bill Hicks, who stood out to be their best and still is in my opinion.
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Here is a tip for miss comb-over, tattoo or magic marker some jokes on the inside of your arms, for when you run out of material.
Trust me it can’t look any worse than the nursery school doodles you already have..
I’m sure one of them is the count from sesame Street..
One, one comedian with a yeast infection.
Ah,ah,ah.
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That was actually funnier than her entire set.
Nice one Barry.
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A Mystery to me my woman litter themselves in tattoos. I watch a lot of porn and always turned off by the ones covered in ink. Can’t see the point. Arms full of it as though they’ve been on the farm turning a cows calf. Their shapely legs completely ruined. They will look a right mess in old age, especially if needing some sort of aid to get around.
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My ? Why.
Wouldn’t it be amusing if spunk was the antidote for the removal of tattoos and even funnier if only taken orally.
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I’ve noticed that shit shows like the self-congratulatory House of Games nearly always include a female comedian (or more accurately a comedienne) in their contestants.
I can’t recognise any of them!
Correction: Rosie Jones was on it a while ago.Her delivery always has me in stitches .
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Rosie Jones gives me a hard on.
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#Me too
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What a skank that is. What a gluebag.
Wouldn’t touch it with someone else’s.
Fucking freak should be in a circus.
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If this or any bitch was screaming in my face my reply would be a size 13 boot in the cunt.
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So that’s what passes for ‘comedy’ these days, is it?
What is funny is that in 30 years time she’ll look like she’s covered in bruises and varicose veins, the stupid bitch.
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He should have glassed the cunt.
Now that’s equality!
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A hundred million sperm, and you were the quickest…. There’s no justice.
A riposte to a heckler from Dave Spikey.
This little bitch is like all her kind. Can’t get her way? Have a tantrum. Any sort of criticism? Throw an eppy. Anyone disagrees with her? They are Hitler.
This slag is not even remotely funny. Not naturally funny, and not even funny with writers behind her. There have been some fine American comics over the years. Bill Hicks, Dennis Leary, Richard Pryor, Don Rickles, Frank Gorshin, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope. But ones like this daft tart are about as funny as Gonorrhoea.
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Those tattoos, ugh…. nuff said.
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Couldn’t agree more Shit-cake. Tattoos and piercings on a woman? Safe from my attentions.
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Laugh? I thought I’d never start.
And I didn’t.
Edna Everage would have eaten this cunt for breakfast.
Afternoon all.
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She’d even make a philogynist angry enough to give her a good hiding.
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People say Victoria Wood ‘funny’. I found her about as funny as toothache.
Dawn French in Dibley raised the odd chuckle i suppose.
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Turn her into super glue.
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I watched the clip and she managed to shut the fucker up. Yes it would have been better if she’d kept her cool and made him look a right twat. Is she funny? I wouldn’t know. The last comedienne who made me laugh was…………..I can’t remember one.
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Never heard of her, The last funny comedienne imo was Una Stubbs. I also liked Elaine Stritch and Carol Channing. Prunella Scales and Julie Walters used to be funny. None of them had tattoos as far as I recall. Must be a coincidence.
Good afternoon, everyone.
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Mario, Andrew, Chris…in America, if your name is Cuomo you’re a cunt. Despite the shared name, she claims not to be related to any of them.
“I’m not related to Andrew Cuomo! My uncle did sexually harass someone but he’s not the governor.”
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Off topic…
Shout out to the Hun for tacking right.
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Zieg Hiel…it was inevitable, does no cunt read modern history…🔥
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