Jaden is the puddled son of jugeared fresh prince Will Smith and his bald missus.
Jaden is all flavours of mental.
Non binary,gender fluid,
Vegan, ( nearly died from that)
He’s full of any New Age, Californian bullshit that he can get his hands on!
He was recently at a award ceremony wearing a castle on his head.
Cost a few grand that.
Guess where the bloke who designed it’s from?
Transylvania 😀🦇
Hehe I could of guessed.
Anyway, in 2024 in the US there were 83 school shootings.
Jaden wasn’t a recipient.
Life just isn’t fair is it?
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
The worlds first openly gay imam was shot by masked men in South Africa this week.☹️
Muesli Hendricks ran a mosque for ducky Muslims and was due to marry a fish supper couple.☹️
Suppose he was the Muslim equivalent of all Church of England vicars?
And now he’s gone,
Like castles made of sand.
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Shit bet no one saw that coming.
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Little nepo cunt.
Any offspring of Will Smith is going to be an epic bellend.
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I gotta say, I loved his “Whatyu talking ’bout Willis?” line every time he said it in that sitcom back in the 80’s.
Or was that a different cunt?
They all look the same to me 😄
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Or his “I ain’t gettin’ on no plane, fool” was another good one..
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Or ” know what I mean harry?”
The daft cunt.
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I think that might be a different one, Mr Northerncunt … he(Smith senior) looked a bit taller than that ‘arry cunt when he was taking a fatal pounding in the ring from Ivan Drago in ’85 … I think you’re thinking of that guy from Pulp Fiction and the Matrix …
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I get confused by them in all honesty.
If you put The singer from Hot Chocolate, George Foreman, and Will Smiths wife in a room I’d not be able to distinguish one from another.
Wonder if Will Smith has the same problem?
And got the bloke from Hot Chocolate pregnant by mistake?
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Gary Coleman was the black pygmy who was the little black gobshite who said ‘Watchtalkinbout Willis’ every two minutes. He was about 25 at the time.
Carl Weathers (RIP) was the great Apollo Creed in the Rocky films.
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Wait, what? .. Now you have me all confused, Norman.
Did Will Smith get pounded in the ring or not? .. oh right!, he did a boxing film in 2001 where he played that ‘I have a dream’ fellow … more recently he was good in the first Equalizer movie before his public woes where he slapped his wife at the Oscars for making fun of one of his bro’s or something …
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The entire Smith clan are cunts but amateurs compared to Sir John Major.
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Just think of Major and Currie shagging!
On second thoughts don’t! 🤮
Evening all
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“Oh, Edwina, I’m arriving, I’m arriving!!!”
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You’ve nearly made me choke on my sarnie Paul!!🤣🤣
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John “care in the community/Edwina smelly snatch/ EU cum-bucket” Major
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Fresh Cunt of Bel End.
Fuck Off.
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In west Philadelphia ( where the cheese comes from) born and raised.
On the playground is where I meet most of my gays.
Said Will.
Back then he was dating jizzy Jeff.
But Jeffery is long gone.
He met a lovely bald chap called Pinky Smith.
They have kids , crank son Jayden and crackpot Willow.
They live in a mansion but keep it”street”.
Don’t forget their roots.
Eat caviar in a ghetto stylee.
They’re massively in love despite living in different houses for years and getting scuttled of other men.
They’re all spiritual despite no faith
They’re all down to earth despite a armed private security army.
And all talented despite proof otherwise.
They’re creepy and they’re kooky
Mysterious and spooky
The Smiths family
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O/T, spawn of the Blair Creature is going to make the same mistake….☠️
BBC News – PM ‘ready’ to put troops on ground in Ukraine to protect peace
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gxgxl3grgo
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Another O/T,
Are there any white blokes playing football in the premier League..🌚
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always makes me laugh “here comes Obulawadu Onmikojaboo, the Danish/Swedish/ English/French (delete as appropriate) international”.
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He thinks he will be revered like Mrs. Thatcher. he is more likely to be Anthony Eden. Mr. Singh’s corner shop thinking he can taken on Tesco’s is never going to end well.
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He’s been in a few films (solely based on his dad’s name) which were shit as was his acting. Then he designed trainers for New Balance and guess what? They were shit. He’s put his name to a few brands and the same result each time. You guessed it; shit.
Wil, your son is a spoilt little, talentless cunt. Stop pushing him on us. Isn’t it enough he’ll never have to worry about money? Greedy cunt. Oh and by the way, Jayden? What a shit name.
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Men in Blackface
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I am looking forward to the offspring of the Hewitts going the same way. I also understand the Beckham kids are a right load of wankers as well.
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I suspect anal sex is a popular activity in the Will Smiff household. Just a hunch.
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And people wonder why the occupants of ufos seem somewhat not interested in us..
Cunts like this dickwad, who would travel x billion miles to be greeted by this retard.
The aliens, timetravellers, inter dimensional beings want Earths natural resources nothing else. Bollocks
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Like the rest of the Smith family, psychiatric help is what’s needed to save these crazy cunts from themselves….
Just fuck off, they are less popular than Amanda fucking Holden with just as dodgy history….
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