Jaden is the puddled son of jugeared fresh prince Will Smith and his bald missus.
Jaden is all flavours of mental.
Non binary,gender fluid,
Vegan, ( nearly died from that)
He’s full of any New Age, Californian bullshit that he can get his hands on!
He was recently at a award ceremony wearing a castle on his head.
Cost a few grand that.
Guess where the bloke who designed it’s from?
Transylvania 😀🦇
Hehe I could of guessed.
Anyway, in 2024 in the US there were 83 school shootings.
Jaden wasn’t a recipient.
Life just isn’t fair is it?
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
How is his mum gonna clean the floor if he keeps stealing the mop heads..
He was pitching a new show at the awards ceremony..
Little House on the Mary..
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He seems to favour avant-garde headgear.
Yesterday a castle, today a mutant spider from outer space.
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He’s the new Worzel Gummidge, JP.
They’ve got to shoehorn a black actor into every role these days.
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Not only has he the ugliest hair I’ve ever seen, but he’s not exactly an Adonis, is he?
If it weren’t for his Dad, he’d be the geeky, weird kid at school ( and probably was).
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A good old fashioned solution to this malady is as follows:
Make his Head Castle Hat out of iron.
Bolt it securely to “his” head.
Fill the hat with starving rabid rats.
Sit back and enjoy the show,preferably with a good port.
Hooray for Hollywood!
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PS: solid proof too much money makes for a mountain of cunts.
Will Smith is a faggōt and his family is tainted ludicrous woke tripe.
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Didn’t he say he was out of fags ?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjw4jj0p5jdo
put the cunts in the same prison
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Nonentity castle in the hair.
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Without a mo(a)tive.
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I would love to set fire to that thing on it’s head.
Still memories of Cheech and Chong 50 years ago, 2 bitching gays –
“Is that your hair, or has someone crapped on your shoulders”?
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Got his face dirty, taking coal to new castle.
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Sam Beau could use that hair as a new thatch for the mud hut, obviously not right in the head.
Vegan, what a cunt, how dare he dis da chiggun
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Nepo baby.Full Sideshow Bob oven please UT
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It’s head is a chimney sweep brush from Temu. Cheap, but not fit for purpose.
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The cunt’s Wikipedia page states he has been nominated for quite a few awards.
Which as I’ve never heard of the cunt goes to show how worthless the awards are.
I could get better in a Lucky Bag. (Remember those)?
P.S. Why is everything in bold type?
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Why is he wearing Whoopie Goldberg’s wig?
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More like Whoopi Goldberg’s minge.
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I just sicked a little bit in my mouth.
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Imagine having to ride that thing, ffs, dreadful.
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Tosser offspring of tosser parents.
Typical Hollywood airhead.
Afternoon all.
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Will’s wife was banging another dude. He ‘forgives her’. Then makes a fool of himself white-knighting at the Oscars.
Dump the bitch, immediately, no coming back from that, and save all the faux bravado for the guy that was riding her.
As my father used to say, ‘Feet would not touch the ground’.
Cuck.
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I would feel a bit sorry for him if he wasn’t so insufferable.
His Dad’s a spineless cuckold cissy and his Mum has a head like a Malteser.
But(t) fuck him, the arrogant, talentless little prick.
I genuinely hope he has a brain haemorrhage and turns into Harvey Price.
Didn’t his brown Kojak bitch of a mother shag one of his mates?
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Years back your Hollywood brats would be wasted on drugs and shagging the nanny or getting their mugshot taken for a misdemeanour. Now they all have status symbol ‘issues’ like ADHD or some neurodivergent bollocks. They even rebel like cunts.
Afternoon Cunt Engine/all.
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Afternoon LL.
Assuming the “Diddy” list is going to be released by either Tulsi Gabbard or Kash Patel, who’s the celebrity or film star you’d most like to see accused of rape, hanging themselves in their cell before the trial.
For me, Tom Hanks.
What a smug, butter-wouldn’t-melt probable rapist cunt he is.
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Mark Ruffalo, De Niro, John Travolta, Steven Seagal, Meryl fucking Streep, Sean Penn, Samuel L Jackson, et al.
John Malkovich always strikes me as a bit ‘strange’.
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When Ricky Gervais ripped into Hollywood at the Golden Globes a few years back the camera panned to Tom Hanks and he looked like he was about to cry after being told no one cares about celebrities opinions and they should just accept their awards and fuck off.
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That was splendid, I laughed so much I almost peed myself, LL.
Talk about a roasting!
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Sorry mate, your cry for attention cuts no ice with me. I don’t know who you are, or the tart who forgot to put a dress on, or your parents, and I have no intention of finding out.
Still, it gives the Daily Mirror something to write about instead of trying to defend the Llama Party’s Comedy ‘Government’ as per usual.
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Mis, you should be kicking the likes of these brats up the arse with your hobnailed boots and telling them to get an honest days work done.
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If you routinely have other men shove their cocks in your arse and enjoy sucking them off, and if your wife lets all and sundry fuck her then it is likely that your kid will not grow up with any responsibility.
The kid is an attention seeking cretin.
Anyone surprised?
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Afternoon TAC…I wonder if their daughter is as much of a twat as the other three?
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Good afternoon Thomas.
Up until this nom I didn’t know and didn’t care that Will Smith had any children.
It seems that Willow Smith, his daughter, is bi-sexual.
Who fucking cares?
Moderately pretty but she does her best to make herself ugly by shaving her head.
Family get-togethers in their disfunctional household must be fun.
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It’s starting to sound more like an Addams family reunion.
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Another pointless waste of space. Loving this bold type, makes it easier to read👍🏻 Please keep it admin🤗
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his mate was smashing Jada pinkett and will knew all about it, Dave chappell told the whole story about the will smith and Chris rock incident, I bet Jadens mate and Jada fucking was like a David Attenborough documentary about wildlife, as we all know Richard was kissing gorillas in the jungle , I bet Jada was watching it and getting moist
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Ugh.
Who in their right mind would poke that slag?
She’s had kilometres of cock.
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David I meant FFS..I’m getting old..
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I think Richard was a friend of Dorothy.
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Oh.
☠ ಠ_ಠ卐¯¯ᛋᛋ☠ ಠ_ಠ.
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To be fair to jaden, what chance did he have as the son of the fresh Prince of bell ends and a billiard ball.
He was always gonna be a weird cunt.
But that’s hollyweird.
No wonder charlie manson wanted to chop them up. He would be praised in this day and age.
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Look at this turd with his mop-head and Matalan shirt. At least he can be grateful he’ll never be as big a cunt as his lightfooted father.
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Attention seeking bellend.
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I remember the show ‘ the fresh prince of Bel Air ‘
About a Philadelphia street kid who gets in a fight and moves in with rich relatives in affluent Bel Air.
The should of called it ‘ The Fruity princess of BellEnd”.
Dunno what the fight was over,
Hairdryer? Boyzone CD? Lipbalm?
The show played on him being from a rough background and his fat uncle having to understand Smith was from poverty.
Well his uncle didn’t care about his poverty, he despised smith for his flamboyant behaviour and his love of having his colon impacted by big black nudger.
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His missus is the fresh princess of bell end
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Didn’t the bell air family have a gay black butler?
Rich blacks practicing a type of modern day slavery.
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O/T, but it would seem that a fruity Muslim is an impossible concept …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c05l33j7rq7o
You have to chortle, don`t you?
🤯
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He should have guessed that becoming Oscar Pistorius’s ‘girlfriend’ would be a mistake.
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I’m just amazed it took so long, Sam, he’d been ‘out’ for years!
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Gays for Palestine meets Islamic tolerance and inclusivity.
Ooh er.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Ps
He also did a film called
“Pursuit of a penis’
The filthy cunt.
No wonder his kids a mitmot
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I’m sure the emancipation proclamation foresaw the future and old Abe Lincoln could see it coming that this would happen and had a good giggle.
This lot needs rounding up and given some sensible hair cuts and sent to the colonies to replace the displaced aboriginals.
Or sent to North Korea, I’m sure they could use the frizzy hair with oxidiser to make some rockets, make some use of the free labour while theres still some meat on their bones.
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Much as I despise this family , the reason he wasn’t on the end of a school shooting is imagine is due to him being 26 😂
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Yeah but he was kept back a few times due to being dumb as a post
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As ever ,Admin l have to apologise but hideous Edwina shagging John Major has reemerged from the tomb to proclaim that ‘global democracy is under threat from US isolation’
Evicted nigh on three decades ago by a new cunt on the block, this disaster who thought that the ERM was a good idea still seeks to offer his opinion and wisdom.
Not worth a nomination, I just thought that I would fellows know that the cunt still lurks.
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I saw that, I can only assume the rolled that old cunt out is because Hesseltine is close to meeting Bielzeebubs demons.
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He was on yesterday’s World At One. Old Major still sounds like a sanctimonious old Bishop talking about sin. Pontificating old poof
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Why hasn’t Johnny no mates crawled back under his rock?
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That castle hat was made by a milliner ( hat maker) from Transylvania.🦇
What do those cunts know about fashion?
They have 2 type of clothes.
Day shrouds
Evening wear.
The kid should ask for his money back.
” No refunds? Listen Bela Lugosi,
My father is Hollyweird action hero will Smith and my mother is Nosferatu”
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Bela Lugosi’s dead.
I know you’ll get that Mis 🙂
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