I feel a bit of a cunt myself for not cunting this cunt sooner. I thought these hallowed pages would have been littered with a multitude of most excellent cuntings for this cunt, but all I can find is one from August 2016.
So with the above in mind I would most definitley like to cunt the unfunny cunt known as Greg Davies.
For fuck sake, which cunt told this cunt he was funny?………………ok, he wasn’t bad in The Inbetweeners, but that was scripted. But all this long streak of cunt seems to do, is try his best to look like Rik Mayall……………..who was an incredibly funny cunt.
No old long cunt Davies regularly appears on these game show type things, always under the guise of a tarten shirt wearing cunt, who, lets be honest, plays one character, that being a school teacher, which I wish to fuck he had remained doing.
I know he ticks all The BBC boxes as this new wave woke bollocks, but the underlying ethos of a comedian is they should be funny.
Greg Davies is to comedy what the hydrogen bomb is to landscape gardening. He reminds me of genital warts……………..you think you’ve finally seen to back of the cunt……………but up he pops again.
So basically he’s a cunt
Nominated by DryItchyCunt.
I 💯% agree with this cunting. He’s just like that other unfunny cunt Tim Vine.
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Morning Jill/all.
At least Tim Vine isn’t Jeremy Vine…the gold standard of cunts.
Their parents must wonder if they’re first cousins or something.
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He’s Welsh.
Case closed.
Good morning,especially if you are halfway up Moel Siabod.
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Good morning UT,
The Welsh are not entirely useless. As John Cleese once said:
“God had put the Welsh on the planet to carry out menial tasks for the English.”
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There’s far worse things in the world than being unfunny.
Davies is probably a leftie, but I’ve never heard him spouting leftie nonsense, so at least he has the good sense to keep his mouth shut about his potential political persuasions.
At least he isn’t Nish Kumar or that Romesh fucked up eye chap.
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O/T…if Doge audits Fort Knox and finds either no gold or tungsten anodised to look like gold (both entirely possible scenarios), it’ll devalue the dollar to the point that it sends my crypto holdings into the stratosphere and I promise to buy everyone on ISAC a car.*
* £500 max shitpile off of Facebook marketplace
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Make mine a Tesla + a pack of AA batteries.
🚗🪫
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If it’s a used Tesla the batteries will cost more.
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Most second hand Teslas aren’t used, because they’re constantly awaiting repairs/parts/a fire engine.
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Trump should tell Musk to stick his electric vee-hickels up his arse.
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Hey Thomas,
Please make mine a surplus M3 Bradley Cavalry Fighting Vehicle.
With a red air to ground identification symbol with white letters that spells out MAGA.
I’ll show those Goddamned Wokies a real insur-fucking-rection!
Cross this border Bitch!
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He’s as funny as dysentry
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Morning EW…dystentry could be hilarious…if it happens to James O’Brien.
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If he is of “the show must go on mentality”, picture the stink in the studio when he is sitting on the bucket for two or three hours, however long his farce runs for each day, expelling shit as well as talking it.
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Hi TTCE
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Those that can, Do.
Those that can’t, Teach.
Those that can’t teach or do, Manage.
Nuff said..!
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Those that can, do.
Those that can’t, teach.
Those that can’t teach, teach PE.
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Oh Termy, how I identify with that statement!
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I’ve decided that life’s too short to waste any of it watching BBC ‘comedy’.
It’s been sanitised to death of anything ‘offensive’ to anyone other than white, heterosexual males. In short, it’s just not funny.
What little I recall of this bloke was that his primary purpose is to act as a stooge for others to tell limp jokes about tall people.
‘Is that snow on the top of your head?’
Utterly pathetic.
If I want a good laugh I read Isac.
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I saw him in the comedy series The Cleaner with Helena Bonham Carter & David Mitchell and other guests. Thought it entertaining. That’s all I have to say.
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I’ve always thought he was a bit like Tommy Cooper – you’ve only got to look at him and he makes you laugh …
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I never liked Davis in The In-Betweeners – I am sure his disdain for the lads -especially Neil, Simon and Will wasn’t altogether brilliant acting, but a genuine reflection that he felt “better” than Joe Thomas, Blake Harrison and Simon Bird. His smug, superior, sarcastic persona is, I imagine, more Greg than Phil.
I suppose, in some way, the fact he reminds you so much of up-their-own-arses attitudes of “real” teachers is one credit to him, but I bet he was cast because of that, it wasn’t serendipity.
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I used travel far and wide for standup, .. Jack Dee, Rich Hall few others, .. Dylan Moran was far & away my favourite of ’em.
I’ve noticed the ‘classier’ of them, down the line gave/give the panel shows a miss. The aforementioned Mr.Dee and Mr.Moran being the best examples.
The worrying thing about the proliferation of utterly unfunny cunts and utterly unfunny ‘comedy’ shows (and the rest of the utter shite that you wouldn’t even believe fell in to the comedy category like those Ant & Dec cunts) ….. is that they keep getting made & aired. Meaning there’s a large number of (Millions!) cunts out there, for whom this shit is the height of wit or ‘funny’.
christ, that’s a scary realisation.
THIS cunt? .. a sad reflection of society that he would be listed as a comedian. But then ‘comedienne'(cunt help us all) Ulrika Johnson is also technically a ‘journalist in the same society.
I’ll be in the cupboard under the stairs for a few hours if anyone is looking for me….
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Jack Dee does do Wireless 4 “comedy” – I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue” where has been pretending to be Humphrey Lyttleton for 15+ years. And failing. A ridiculous game which just repeats the same few daft games week after week, year after year. Still, I suppose slightly better than the old bulldyke who does Just A Minute which has been boring listeners for five years longer. Wireless 4 where every day is 1968.
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oh! .. I haven’t listened to nor endured radio since 1996. Gonna quote a short & sweet line from Jack, mid 90’s.
“I saw on the news the government are going to try and stop adults slapping children. If they could get them to stop fucking them, it would be a start…”
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(I’ll bet you he never threw that one out there on ‘t wireless …) 😄
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I still miss Humphrey Lyttleton’s ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue’.
Only Humph could have got away with this little gem:
Describing a great stage actress now deceased, he said that people would come from miles around to see her ‘Fanny by Gaslight’.
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To be fair, he delivers this brilliantly…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PXZREPFTjtE
But, as the OP remarked, it was scripted by someone else.
I would love to deliver this speech to parents and kids at leaving assembly.
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I really have only the vaguest of vague ideas as to who this is, but he sounds like a regular stand up cunt on the basis of this outing.
Morning all.
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Look, to be funny you have to be fat and Northern.
Scientific fact.
Try as hard as he likes , he’s a hostage to his genetics
The lanky southern cunt.
Man says to his wife: ‘Pack your bags, I’ve won the pools.’ She says: ‘What should I pack? Something light, something warm? Where are we going?’ He says: ‘We’re going nowhere. Just pack your bags an fuck off.
See? Funny .
Bernard Manning was so funny that his mum laughed through labour and the doctors and nurses shouted for a encore.
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I agree Mis.
Bernard Manning is the epitome of funny.
Modern inoffensive comedy is shit.
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Davis is Manning and Dawson compared to the rest of the fucking unfunny cunts alleged to be comics.
The least bad of a bad bunch.
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The lynchable fat camp twat Matt Lucas being the worst,
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You know who I uhhhhhh couldn’t fucking stand back when uhhhhhh the TV still uhhhhh received outside uhhhhhhh signals at chez Cuntemall?
That uhhhh fat uhhhhhh dara o’briain cunt.
So, uhhhhh, yeah.
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Lucas and that cunt Walliams.
You just know, when some people just scream the words
‘Wrong ‘Un’.
No doubt about it.
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He shat himself when Chris Eubank turned up.
He looked the long streak of chickenshit piss i suspected him to be that day.
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I liked Greg Davies in the Inbetweeners but haven’t seen him in anything else, don’t watch panel shows although I’m sure he kisses BBC arse but at least doesn’t endlessly tweet about Gaza or climate change.
In other news….
US special envoy Keith Kellogg arrived in a frosty Kiev this morning and when asked how relations were between the US and Ukraine he replied,
“They’re g-r-r-r-eat!”.
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Unfunny cunt of the month award goes to Tom Hanks for his rubbish satirisation of a MAGA supporter.
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Latest News,
WanKeir Zippy is going to burn the Karen at PMQT this afternoon, with a turd bin on his head.
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They are on “half term” this week, Sammy – not a joke – they get a week off to spend with their families -or boy friends if you are Streeting. WHY they get so much extra time off, God knows, they are hardly overworked at the best of time.
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Thought that only referred to children Mr Boggs. Oh, you must forgive me, they are.
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Never heard of this cunt.
Let’s put him in line to meet Madame Guillotine and we’ll never hear from him again.
On with the revolution…
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Tell you whos funny,
Bruce Willis.
Had me in stitches with his Joe Biden impersonation!
Staggering about, falling over,
“Where am I ?” He kept saying,
I couldn’t breathe
Nearly pissed me pants.
Bruce DID.
What?
He’s what? …oh.
Finest actor ever to wear a vest I say.
Poor fucker.
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Bruce should have been arrested for those horrendous records he did in 1987. For murder of ‘Under The Boardwalk’ and ‘Respect Yourself’. Absolute atrocities.
Also heard that Willis was a complets cunt, an obnoxious Big Time Charlie, who treated people like crap.
Before he went senile, of course..
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All mainstream comedians are now liberal mouthpieces, like people in lowly jobs being given well paid cushy government jobs for promoting the regime.
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I thought he was pretty funny in “cuckoo” as stupid as that show was, his efforts as the dad in the episode “Ken on E” made me think he had actually taken some of the BBCs large stash of E.
And I used to quite like watching taskmaster depending on how fuckable the guests were, him and little Alex Horne play their parts well.
However, also a pandering cunt.
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Davies was pretty good in Saxondale. Coogan’s best character and work. Much better than the overrated and well overdone Alan Partridge.
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Howdy Norman, I thought season 2 Saxondale was essentially Partridge with a beard. Showcased Coogan’s lack of depth.
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A cheap Rick Mayall knock off, made in China and sold by an underaged tart in Patpong.
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I’ll just say he’s not as much of a cunt as Michael macentire. he’s a monumentally boring cunt.
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