Well Lawd lav ah dack, it’s fackin’ mental an’ no mistyke guv’nor. The Beeb’s lumbering old donkey of a soap has notched up forty years on the box; forty years of ‘we need ta tawk’ misery and woe.
And so how has Auntie chosen to ‘celebrate’ the anniversary? Why in time-honoured ‘BellEnders’ fashion of course, with yet more on-screen anguish, death and destruction being ladled out for the discerning viewer to appreciate.
There’s no more satisfying watch than a gritty, realistic, true-to-life drama. I expect that like me, you’ve all been glued to the screen. Definitely a case of ‘cancel all other engagements’ if I ever saw one, or yer bang aht uv orhdur mah san.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
I saw Ross kemp and the other cunt mark fowler the cunt who had aids in a chip shop in Highgate , pair of fucking midgets about 5 foot tall and apparently the other Michell brother has a charming habit of wanking while looking thru car windows in France watching people fucking. Dirty den likes a wank and Gillian tayford likes sucking cock high class bunch of cunts
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When Gillian ‘Kaffy; Taylforth was caught giving a BJ on the Motorway, a DJ mate of mine dedicated a song to her the next Saturday night.
It was Elvis Presley with ‘Way Down’
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Dirty Den was a cunt. Murdered a cab driver in cold blood.
Then he got done for flashing online and rubbing one out.
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I know she has a rep a the Albert Square bike. But Kat Slater was always a bit too – well – trollopy for me. Cheap slappers never really float my boat.
Little Mo and Zoe Slater would have done for me defintely. Both of them would be subjected to a Norman Conqest.
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The wonderful thing about Neverenders, apart from giving the gin drinking grannies in the pub a topic of conversation ( and who won at bingo “I was sweating on 19 for ages”), is this:
You only need to watch it twice a year, because the plot lines move with such glacial slowness, that’s all that’s needed to be fully up to date, assuming you actually give a fuck, of course!
No, me neither. Watching paint dry is much more exciting.
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Unwatchable crap but that’s soaps for you.
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