This one from Domino(ooo)s
It’s from 2022, recycled ( committed to being Green, then), to promote their current 50% off ad campaign.
The Domino’s ads in general get on my tits, but also ads for incontinence pants/pads. I’m 70, I don’t piss myself when I cough, sneeze or laugh, I don’t need a product for ‘just in case’, so fuck off.
I’ve already cunted the better, brighter, more efficient at lower temperatures laundry products, so I won’t go there again, except to say I’ve noticed a lack of fit, young birds rolling about under my duvet.
Over to you.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
That fucking Aldi advert.
That fat bald black cunt, the archetypal ‘bubbly’ loud dark personage .
That stupid fucking dance he does. I hate it.
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I used to love the advert years ago with the gypsy caravan bird fellating a Cadburys flake………….nowdays I can’t watch the ads because of my blood pressure
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I used to like that one too, Paul.
I always fancied this lady as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MUTEK1bJLc
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Today’s Letterbocks flashback.
“I am about to buy a new car. With the 5 year autoloan and interest at 4.5% ; which make and model is a fairly major decision. Watching the current car adverts on telly, I have it down to a choice of two, but I still don’t know whether to go for the one where they made a lifesize one out of cake or the one with all the balloons attached floating above the city”.
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The antenna to the telly fell off its mounting, broke its wire and ended up in the gutter on the roof.
Not watched any of it now for six weeks
Not missing the ads!
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You are not Rod Hull and I don’t claim my £10
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Another Paki is coming it at our renal unit.
He has told the unit manager (another Asian type) that he ‘gets headaches’ in the afternoon. So, he wants to change his shift to the morning.
Of course, the Asian unit manager licks his arse, and if somebody gets shoved out of their morning slot to indulge this fucker, we have agreed that we will kick off good and proper. The cunt also always a gets one of the two coveted private side rooms as well. Every time, he gets one. Doesn’t speak English, of course. But such favouritism is a disgrace. There is more than enough of them already. But now this fucker has appeared and caused trouble. They are like a living plague.
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Wrong place.
This should be in the nail in the coffin thread.
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Dont worry about the mistake, Norman. As someone who tries(and yet often fails) to perfect one’s posts, but still laterally finds them bastardized by typos & (moreso) auto-correct, … I have a new philosophy for anyone who might take the piss for ultimately harmless faux-pas, which we more or less all make :
People who live in gloss hoses shouldn’t trowel scones ….
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Cheers Cuntemall.
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I like the ‘unregulated’ ads on Youtube.
You know – the ones that interupt the old documentary someone has generously posted because TV won’t repeat anything made 10 or more years ago because its racist or homophobic.
The ‘adverts’, or more acurately ‘scams’ designed for anyone without a brain
“This Groundbraking high efficiency heater that energy companies don’t want you to know about! heat your home for pennies” – just send £100 for this cheap £5 tat and kiss your money goodbye
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Youtube is just as if not more censored than TV, when it suits them.
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You’re not wrong, mi’Lord.
I keep on seeing that ad for a miniscule ceramic fan heater that plugs directly into the wall socket. Being a tight wad, I thought it might be a good idea to get one, as I’m mainly in one room during daylight ( and no, it’s not my crypt), but I did ask Aunty Google if they were any good.
A YouTube post by a heating engineer rapidly put me off. After he’d taken it apart and displayed all the dodgy wiring, and explained why it was a load of crap, I didn’t bother.
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Is it like this one….
https://youtu.be/S6BNHWvVMS0?si=tmoEJnbb9cvoGU2t
Big Clive takes things apart, mostly electrical, but including Frey Bentos pies (Satans shite).
https://youtu.be/UyrI0a-9LpY?si=S6lbJp_s_mO9SwxQ
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That’s the bunny!
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Dominos Pizza continues to exist and sell product because the general public know fuck all about pizza and thus believe the shite Dominos churns out is good.
It’s not.
Same applies to Pizza Hut, Pizza Express and who knows how many others?
Anyone who has spent time in Italy and has actually eaten pizza there (like me) knows the truth. Proper Italian pizza doesn’t deal with thin crust, deep dish, stuffed crust, wank toppings and all the other made up crap which corporate pizza companies come up with to entice consumers. I’d go as far as saying non-Italian pizza should be re-branded as “pizza-like food” because it ain’t pizza. No amount of advertising can change a sub-par product.
And anyone who disagrees should expect a horse’s head in their bed.
Ciao.
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If yu ever find yourself in the Alps of Italy,check out the beautiful town of Quincinetto,there’s a pizza place right near the toll booth that really shines on authenticity,Spent 3 days there when my truck lost it’s clutch approaching MT Blanc and the people and general ambience there is awesome to behold,Who needs Milan ?,save that for the harvests.Nice vid on YT.
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love the (is it ) tiger bingo advert. blond bird. says ; i get comfy in my chair, put my legs up and start to play’ yeah, bet you do, you filthy whore.
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That’s a heart-warming image, Chuff. Pity it’s not on Yank telly.
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Nurofen women’s pain
“I didn’t want to get up or eat”
Spoken by a lardy sheboon.
Didn’t want to but certainly seemed to have managed.
Especially the eating!
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