Gulf Coast Bigfoot Research Organisation (GCBRO)

is a cunt.

Now you might not of heard of this scientific organisation.

They hunt Bigfoot.?

Now Bigfoot is either

A) a undiscovered primate species ,

B). A relic hominid or early species of human

C) complete bollocks.

Now plenty of people try and prove the existence of Bigfoot.

They take plaster castes of
footprints.
Trail cameras
Do DNA testing on hair, scat , samples etc.
A scientific approach.

The GCBRO take a different scientific approach.

They’re gonna blow it’s fuckin head off.

Now as a large hairy biped who likes to spend time in the woods,
I’m hesitant at this.

GCBRO get together in head to toe camouflage and high powered rifles to.try.and shoot the big lad.
For his own good like.

Only a matter of time till some hiker, bird watcher, lumberjack gets mistaken for a wookiee and there’s a corpse missing a head and a legal case for GCBRO.

One said

” They’re rare and at risk . We git one on a slab we kin git it protection.”

Gee thanks Cletus.
Maybe you can save the panda too?

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Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt

42 thoughts on “Gulf Coast Bigfoot Research Organisation (GCBRO)

  1. I’d always assumed that original Bigfoot sightings were nıg-noģs who’d escaped captivity and used their only spark of intelligence to disguise themselves as something even more beastly.

  2. Great nom.
    Bigfoots exist, and in the UK, too. Hes/shes/its are employed exclusively by the Police Service for policing ‘far right’ and pro-Israeli demos, and duffing up old ladies. They live entirely on a diet of bacon sandwiches.

    Good morning, everyone.

    • Not strictly accurate Twenty.

      I was recently behind one in the queue in Greggs, and it purchased a cheese and onion bake and a yum yum.

  3. Bigfoot’s a bit like Nessie, the chupacabra and other odd creatures that are reported persistently. Who knows what the actual story is, but it provides a bit of entertainment now and then I suppose.

    Morning all.

    • Morning Ron,. The giant panther and ghostly hound on Dartmoor definitely exist, according to my mate ‘Doolally’ Des. He saw them on a caravan holiday during the 1970s. Of course it may have had something to do with the scrumpy.

      • Not sure why the panther and hound were on a caravan holiday, but guess they are entitled to time off!

  4. I’m going with option C considering that Hominin lineages originally evolved in Africa and that’s where all of the earlier Hominin fossils have been discovered, and although some fossils of cousin species to humans have been found in Europe and Asian, not a single one has been discovered on the American continent.

    It’s either a furry or a geezer dressed as Chewbacca who had a little too much to drink at the Star Wars convention and got lost on his way back to his hotel room.

  5. The police have known of Big Foot for yonks. He stands in doorways looking menacing. He’s got 3 large heads, no arms and a big green foot. All the Bobbies seem to say is, “hello, hello, hello. You look armless, now hop pit”.

    • A copper comes home early, finds his wife in bed with a bloke, a woman and a dog.

      Stunned, he says ‘ello ‘ello ‘ello!

      Wife gives him a death-stare and says Oh right, lovely! Don’t bother saying hello to me you bastard!

      • My favourite 80’s cryptid was said to be an octopus-looking thing, the colour of a shamrock, on the paler side though .. and with a fine moustache that used to come in to peoples homes and help with the washing-up.

        It was known as the mild-green hairy-lip squid …

  6. Large
    Masculine
    Dark-coloured
    Has big feet
    Clumps about doing nothing
    Bit dim
    Never been seen in a room with Michelle O’barma

  7. I remember reading about a “Bigfoot hunter” who was bumbling about the woods up in Oregon looking for Biggie who got his head blown off with a shotgun by a “regular” hunter after deer lol. The silly fucker was done up in a homemade “bigfoot” costume so as not to and I quote “scare em away”. Lesson of the day: don’t go in the woods dressed as Chewie during hunting season.

  8. These guys are more likely to shoot each other. Now the Eastern Connecticut Paranormal Society, they might not find you a Bigfoot but they’ll check out the ghosts in your aunt’s crappy house.

  9. I’m glad we’ve all been civilised enough to not come out with some kind of ‘someone should warn that Jordan Andre-Reid-Taylor-Price lady not to bring any of her kids on any gulf coast camping trips in the near future…

    I’m proud of us, people.

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